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  1. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    March 28, 2013 9:47am UTC
    isn't it upsetting
    that your future husband is literally alive right now but you just don’t know who he is he could be with a STUPID GIRLFRIENdG ET AWAY FRO YM HUSBAND
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

  2. gloriaLOVE gloriaLOVE
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2013 6:12pm UTC
    Screw staying away from the people I love.
    I' m back. And this time, I'm not leaving.

  3. gloriaLOVE gloriaLOVE
    posted a quote
    January 28, 2013 4:23pm UTC
    So it's official.
    1-28-13
    He asked me out.

  4. gloriaLOVE gloriaLOVE
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2013 9:19am UTC
    There are these days where I just feel like I don't even make him happy. I feel like he doesn't like me at all. Our friends all say he does, and he tells me all the time that he does. I want to trust him, but he's already dated a close friend of mine, and it's obvious she might still be into him. She likes having guys' attention. It's like ever since I told her I liked him, she's been trying to remind me that I'm the second girl. And trust me, I've noticed that. And trust me, it hurts not knowing whether he likes me, or just uses me as The Second Girl.

  5. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2013 8:43pm UTC
    show
    a man witty and he
    will laugh for a minute.
    teach
    a man to use witty and he
    will spiral into insanity.
    format jimmy365

  6. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    January 27, 2013 4:21pm UTC
    I think that’s
    what’s wrong with the world
    no one says what they feel, they always hold it inside.
    They’re sad, but they don’t cry.
    They’re happy, but they don’t sing or dance.
    They’re angry, but they don’t scream.
    ‘Cause if they do, they feel ashamed.
    And that’s the worst feeling in the world.
    So everyone walks with their heads down
    and no one sees how beautiful the sky really is.

  7. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    January 27, 2013 12:47pm UTC
    Me 50% of the time: I want to do well in school and make my parents proud and wear pretty clothes and do yoga and drink green tea and be in control of my life
    Me the other 50%: I want to drink too much and not care about anyone and kiss boys whose names I don't remember and always go out with my friends and be out of control
    Me actually: *sitting in my bed, Wittying, listening to music or watching TV, eating, crying, doing nothing all day long*

  8. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    January 27, 2013 1:50pm UTC
    Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. There are five people in
    my family, so on must be Chinese. It's either my mom or my dad. Or my older brother Colin. Or my younger brother Ho-Chan-Chu. But, I think it's Colin.

  9. ForeverAndaDay13 ForeverAndaDay13
    posted a quote
    January 18, 2013 9:12pm UTC
    I know alot of my friends disagree.
    But in my opinion.
    I am ugly.
    Go ahead, tell me I'm pretty but I'm not.
    And I'm too stubborn to believe it..

  10. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    January 19, 2013 12:39am UTC
    I hate when i tell people about
    my problems and they try to make it
    into a frigging contest and
    one up me like
    congratulations you win at
    being a jerk
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

  11. ForeverAndaDay13 ForeverAndaDay13
    posted a quote
    January 19, 2013 9:28pm UTC
    IF YOU'RE EVER SAD
    JUST REMEMBER
    IT'S THE DEMENTOR'S FAULT
    AND IT'S PERFECTLY FINE
    TO EAT LOADS OF CHOCOLATE.

  12. KrystalKastles KrystalKastles
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2011 9:49pm UTC
    I can't wait to get married,because it's like a sleepover every night with your best friend. -my little brother's friend. ♥

  13. gabby1296 gabby1296
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2011 9:06pm UTC
    I'm suspended from school for 3 months
    A few weeks ago, my best friend's mom was diagnosed with
    cancer
    She cried on my shoulder in the middle of a hallway full of people
    asking "Who did it"
    One of the popular kids walked up to her and said
    "get over it"
    I've never hit anyone harder
    -tumblr

  14. CandEProductions CandEProductions
    posted a quote
    August 30, 2010 8:52pm UTC
    Why is it that if a guy does football, then he is manly, but if he does cheerleading, then he is gay?
    Think about it...
    Guys who play football run around in tights trying to jump on top of each other.
    However, guys who do cheerleading get to practice in sweats, while they hold girls up in the air and get to look up their skirts.
    Now, which sounds more gay?

  15. TheBrokenSmile TheBrokenSmile
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2011 9:54am UTC
    Favorite this quote if..
    You're in the middle of heartbreak.
    You're battling cancer.
    You've lost a friend.
    You've changed this year.
    You think you're ugly, worthless, and imperfect.
    You've been bullied this year.
    You've been cheated on.
    Someone in your family has died.
    Something has happened this year that has changed things forever.
    You've gotten major surgery this year.
    You're depressed.
    Favorite this quote if..
    you're going through something that no one could
    ever understand and you feel so alone sometimes, and
    so worthless. Favorite this quote, and I'll be there for you.

  16. xoxoloveisallyouneedxoxo xoxoloveisallyouneedxoxo
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2011 9:46pm UTC
    Suicide Hotline-
    1-800-273-8255
    Favorite if you are willing to save
    some ones life by favoriting this quote.

  17. hiddenshadows hiddenshadows
    posted a quote
    May 1, 2010 12:23am UTC
    Creepy?
    Have a history teacher try to explain this to you.
    Abraham Lincoln was elected in Congress in
    1846.
    John F. Kennedy was elected in Congress in
    1946.
    Abraham Lincoln was elected president in
    1860.
    John F. Kennedy was elected president in
    1960.
    The names Lincoln and Kennedy
    both have seven letters.
    Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
    Both wives lost their children while living in the white house.
    Both presidents were shot on a friday.
    Both
    presidents were shot in the head.
    Lincoln's secretary was named
    Kennedy.
    Can you guess yet?
    Kennedy's secretary was named
    Lincoln.
    Both were assisnated by Southerners,
    both were succeeded by Southerners,
    Both successors were named Johnson.
    Lincoln's successor was born in
    1808.
    Kennedy's successor was born in
    1908.
    Lincoln's assinator was born in 1839,
    While Kennedy's was born in 1939.
    Both assassins were known by
    three names.
    Both names are composed of
    15 letters.
    It gets better;
    Lincoln was shot in a theatre named Kennedy;
    Kennedy was shot in a car named 'Lincoln'.
    Booth ran from a theatre and was caught in a warehouse.
    Oswald ran from a warehouse and was caught in a theatre.
    & here's the best part:
    A week before Lincoln's assissnation, he was in Monroe, Maryland.
    A week before Kennedy's assissnation, he was with
    Marilyn Monroe.

  18. HeHasMyHeartt HeHasMyHeartt
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2010 9:38am UTC
    When I was in 3rd grade
    A boy came up to me and asked if he could borrow a pencil.
    We became best friends, but he moved away in sixth grade.
    There I was, studying in the library in college.
    when a guy whispered, "Can I borrow a pencil?"
    I looked up, and it was him. We've been dating ever since.

  19. bgsoccer93 bgsoccer93
    posted a quote
    March 26, 2012 4:07pm UTC
    Louis: 4 sisters
    Zayn: 3 sisters
    Liam: 2 sisters
    Harry: 1 sister
    Niall: a brother
    ______________
    Louis: right handed
    Zayn: right handed
    Liam: right handed
    Harry: right handed
    Niall: left handed
    ______________
    Louis: British
    Zayn: British
    Liam: British
    Harry: British
    Niall: Irish
    Cause Niall's a special snowflake.

  20. hailstorm37 hailstorm37
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2012 11:10pm UTC
    Lick your lips 3 times
    blink once, and keep your eyes wide open until you fave this quote.
    I bet you will sneeze or yawn.

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