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  1. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2013 6:45am UTC
    me: i am not allowed to like that boy.
    me: i am not allowed to like that boy
    me: i am not allowed to like that boy
    me: ...
    me: ...
    me: ...i like that boy.

  2. youweremysuperman youweremysuperman
    posted a quote
    May 10, 2013 9:20pm UTC
    I feel like people only see me when I'm invisible. They only hear me when I'm silent. They only love me when I'm perfect. I feel like people only know I'm alive when they realize I'm not dead yet.

  3. youweremysuperman youweremysuperman
    posted a quote
    May 7, 2013 4:15pm UTC
    I felt a strange sense of freedom as I watched you walk away for the last time. It was a feeling that might mark me as insane. Then again, I think I passed insanity when I agreed to fall in love in the first place. A single moment of idiocy has sent my teetering world crashing down.
    But now I'm back to where I want to be.
    Without you.

  4. ToLiveInParis ToLiveInParis
    posted a quote
    May 7, 2013 4:27pm UTC
    I could name
    a thousand reasons why I hate you,
    but I could name
    a million reasons why I love you.
    Format by IllNeverFindSomeoneLikeYou

  5. smilex0 smilex0
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2010 3:30pm UTC
    when i'm in the car
    and a sad song comes on the radio, i stare out the window and act like i'm in a movie♥

  6. sksx9 sksx9
    posted a quote
    March 15, 2009 4:48pm UTC

  7. xBeautifulDngerx xBeautifulDngerx
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2010 12:09pm UTC
    A Guy Had A Crush On
    This Girl
    He followed her wherever she went.
    One day the girl noticed and asked the guy.
    Girl: Why do you keep following me?
    Boy: Because you're so pretty and I think I'm falling in love with you.
    Girl: Really? But you haven't met my friend yet. She's prettier then me and she's right behind you.
    (The Boy Turns Around)
    Boy: Are you making fun of me? There's no one behind me.
    Girl: No, but if you really loved me, you wouldn't even bother to look back.
    i saw this somewhere.. wanna make it pretty? go ahead.
    -xBeautifulDngerx

  8. ohxhelloxthere ohxhelloxthere
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2011 3:51pm UTC
    -------------------------
    The star of the football team
    h a s a b l i n d d a d
    who always comes to his games,
    even though he can't see him play.
    One day, the dad gets sick and dies
    before the night of his son's big game.
    The team is expecting him to slack off,
    mourning the death of his father.
    But he played the best game he EVER had,
    making the winning touchdown
    &+ many amazing plays.
    The couch is amazed, so he asked,
    "How did you play so well even after your father has passed?
    The boy stares right at him, and says
    "This is the first time he has ever seen me play."

    -------------------------
    Not mine. I just love it

  9. BrokenSmile__ BrokenSmile__
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2010 10:05am UTC
    I want a person who
    comes into my life by accident,
    & stays on purpose.

  10. f0r3v3rm0r3x3 f0r3v3rm0r3x3
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2010 7:27pm UTC
    We met in kindergarten. We were best friends.
    She always told me she loved my eyes. I didn't quite know why.
    I was in love with her, so of course my face lit up immensely whenever she said it.
    She was beautiful, kind, and extremely funny.
    We'd be talking about nothing, and she'd turn to me and whisper,
    "I like your eyes."
    One day, I was playing basketball,
    waiting for her to drive over to my house to have a game with me.
    Suddenly, I got a phone call.
    It was her mom. She was in a panic.
    I couldn't quite understand what she was saying. It sounded like,
    "Aaron, come quick! Kelsey, accident, Main Street! Blood. Come now!"
    I had no clue what happened,
    so I ran to Main Street with my basketball shorts and a tee shirt on.
    I saw Kelsey's mom helplessly crying, waiting for the ambulance to arrive.
    I saw a totaled car, blood everywhere.
    Then I saw her, Kelsey.
    My heart stopped as I frantically ran over to her.
    "Kelsey? Kelsey!" She was unconscious. I started crying.
    I know it isn't very manly, but I couldn't help it.
    Before I could say anymore, the medics took her away,
    the main source of blood coming from her head.
    I went to the hospital that night,
    I went every night.
    in fact, the only time I left was to go out to eat, but that's it.
    The doctors tried getting me to leave, but I refused.
    It was all my fault.
    If it wasn't for me, wanting to play basketball with her,
    she wouldn't be going through this.
    It was already four days, and she hasn't woken up.
    On the fifth day, I saw her eyes gently open.
    "Kelsey?" I called.
    She wasn't quite awake yet.
    Suddenly, doctors came rushing in, telling me I had to wait outside.
    I did, for a few hours.
    One of the doctors finally came out saying,
    "I understand that you're Kelsey's friend, Aaron?"
    "Yes," I whispered.
    He bit his lip.
    "She woke up, she's fine,
    but I'm afraid she has long term memory loss."
    "Are you serious?" I almost shouted.
    "I'm afraid so."
    I didn't meet his gaze. I couldn't.
    I wasn't going to say anything, so he spoke again.
    "You can go see her if you want,
    but she doesn't remember anything, not even her mom."
    I walked in, trembling in horror.
    I saw her. She looked helpless as she slept.
    I waited a few hours, until I saw her eyes opening gently again.
    I expected doctors to run in, rushing me out.
    Instead, she looked me straight in the eyes, and whispered,
    "I don't know you, but I like your eyes."

  11. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2013 4:35am UTC
    oh god I was in a cafe with my family getting breakfast, and i ordered eggs benedict except the eggs were overcooked and it was basically really gross, so my sister took one look at it and bellowed,
    "That's not Eggs Benedict! THAT IS EGGS CUMBERBATCH!"
    I REALLY HOPE YOU ALL UNDERSTAND HOW FUNNY THIS IS

  12. youweremysuperman youweremysuperman
    posted a quote
    May 7, 2013 3:55pm UTC
    Today my best friend started dating one of my other best friends. And I found out one of my best friends hates me. And another one likes me. One called me a lying female dog. Another cried because I didn't sit with her at lunch.
    You know what?
    I have YouTube and peanut butter.
    Who needs friends?

  13. youweremysuperman youweremysuperman
    posted a quote
    May 7, 2013 3:36pm UTC
    This is why I hate school...
    Me: *le coloring with crayons*
    Friend: L? What are you doing?
    Me: *keeps coloring*
    Mean Girl: She has mental issues. This is just a side effect. It's like therapy.
    So coloring makes you insane now...

  14. youweremysuperman youweremysuperman
    posted a quote
    May 7, 2013 3:24pm UTC
    Today I turned to tell you how much I love you. And then I realized that you aren't here beside me anymore...

  15. youweremysuperman youweremysuperman
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2013 9:37pm UTC
    Whoever told me how wonderful love is forgot to mention how bad it hurts.

  16. youweremysuperman youweremysuperman
    posted a quote
    May 7, 2013 3:21pm UTC
    There are some days that I wonder if I even know you anymore.
    You used to be my other half.
    But now I feel like I'm broken apart.
    I'm tired of the heartache you've given me.
    And all I have to say is,
    Goodbye.

  17. kristabff kristabff
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2013 3:36pm UTC
    Me watching the Hunger Games.
    Effie Trinket: And the girl tribute is... Primrose Everdeen!
    Me: OH MY GOD NO HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE SHE WAS ONLY ENTERED IN ONCE OH MY GOD OH MY GOD NO PRIM NO
    Prim: ~looks around in disbelief, but starts to advance forward~
    Katniss: PRIM!! PRIM!! NO! I VOLUNTEER I VOLUNTEER!!
    Me: OHHH MY GOD OH MY GOD NO KATNISS OMG
    Effie Trinket: Ahh, a volunteer? And what is your name dear?
    Katniss: ...Katniss Everdeen
    Effie Trinket: Let's give a big hand to our first ever District 12 volunteer!!
    District 12: ~gives little hope signal~
    Me: OMG OMG ~cries more than Katniss's family cries for her~

  18. Andreaxoxo Andreaxoxo
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2013 6:00pm UTC
    a lot of my life
    has been realizing that i would
    cross oceans
    for people who wouldn't
    jump puddles for me

  19. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    March 31, 2013 7:53pm UTC
    one hand on the trigger,
    and one hand on the cross
    jesus and his family
    are two things that he's lost

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