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  1. Nicklebee Nicklebee
    posted a quote
    February 4, 2015 1:38am UTC
    It isn’t that I don’t enjoy talking to people, I just hate small talk. I don’t want to talk about your holiday plans or your body clock or your bowel movements. I don’t care. Pretending to care drains me. I want to know what keeps you up at night.

  2. Jahyvie Jahyvie
    posted a quote
    October 21, 2012 8:47pm UTC
    Want to know why we are all so insecure?
    Because we are comparing our worst self with another person's best self.

  3. mrslillyhoran mrslillyhoran
    posted a quote
    October 21, 2012 2:28pm UTC
    Me: I actually feel happy with everything right now
    Face: Here's some acne
    School: Here's some work
    Friends: Here's a knife in the back
    Parents: Here's some added pressure
    Crush: Here's my new girlfriend
    Me: Okay

  4. IEatPieAllDayandNight IEatPieAllDayandNight
    posted a quote
    October 21, 2012 2:26pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  5. MyWittyProfile MyWittyProfile
    posted a quote
    October 15, 2012 5:40pm UTC
    *In English*
    My crush: ~Cracks his nuckles~
    Teacher: DON'T DO THAT! WHEN YOU'RE OLDER YOU'LL HAVE HUGE KNUCKLES AND NO ONE WILL WANT TO DATE YOU!
    Me: I would
    Teacher: What
    Crush: What
    Obama: What
    Queen: What
    E.T: What
    Everyone: What

  6. envious* envious*
    posted a quote
    October 20, 2012 10:31am UTC
    They didn't agree on much.
    In fact, they didn't agree on anything.
    They fought all the time
    and challenged each other everyday.
    But despite their differences,
    they had one important thing in common.
    They were crazy about each other.

  7. nevercutyourbeautiful nevercutyourbeautiful
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2012 1:14pm UTC
    Maybe,its not always about trying to fix .
    Something broken,Maybe its about
    starting over,and createing something better.
    nmq:just loved it.

  8. elligrig13 elligrig13
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2012 8:31am UTC
    BEAUTY WITHOUT
    INTELLIGENCE
    IS A MASTERPIECE
    PAINTED ON A NAPKIN

  9. LilCShawty LilCShawty
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2012 12:51am UTC
    When you were a kid and you slept with all your stuffed animals , because you didn't want one to feel left out

  10. RunawayRachel RunawayRachel
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2012 6:23am UTC
    Keep in mind,that everyone you meet, has lost something, loves something, & is afraid of something. »Don't judge someone without getting to know them.«

  11. xxLonelyLoverxx xxLonelyLoverxx
    posted a quote
    June 20, 2012 3:41pm UTC
    I've always wanted to say:
    "Hi, my name is _______ and you're watching Disney Channel!"
    *Draws Mickey outline*

  12. JustCantLiveALie JustCantLiveALie
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2012 2:07pm UTC
    She has bite marks on her tongue,
    from all the words she never said.
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  13. justmyself justmyself
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2012 2:10pm UTC
    If fear didn't exist,
    I'd run up to you, kiss you, and tell you that I love you.
    nmf

  14. usaidforeverandalways usaidforeverandalways
    posted a quote
    November 11, 2010 4:57pm UTC
    Obviously not mine just needed to save it :)
    red backround ; <div style="background-color: red;">
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    pink backround ; <div style="background-color: pink;">
    black backround ; <div style="background-color: black;">
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    make text HUGE : <span style="font-size: 215pt; line-height: 115%">
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    To make a hot pink backround....
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    to make a solid border....
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    to make a light pink backround....
    <div style="padding: 10px; color: rgb(255, 255, 255); position: relative; background-color: pink; text-align: center;" id="textDivBG" class="controlsStyle">
    to make a blue backround....
    <div style="padding: 10px; color: rgb(255, 255, 255); position: relative; background-color: blue; text-align: center;" id="textDivBG" class="controlsStyle">
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  15. juiicyxxbabyyyx3 juiicyxxbabyyyx3
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2011 7:33pm UTC
    let'splaytruthordare
    OR MAYBE JUST DARE, BECAUSE NOONE
    TELLS THE TRUTH ANYMORE

  16. Stayingtruetome Stayingtruetome
    posted a quote
    January 14, 2011 7:51pm UTC
    " He doesn't love me"
    Join the club!! =]

  17. speechless speechless
    posted a quote
    January 13, 2011 2:35pm UTC
    if you had a life
    you would stop talking about mine

  18. taylorchristinee taylorchristinee
    posted a quote
    January 12, 2011 11:42pm UTC
    love hurts. boyslie.
    friends cry. peopledie.
    parents yell. youalwaystry
    you're never good enough
    & you don't know why

  19. jellybelly001 jellybelly001
    posted a quote
    January 12, 2011 11:26pm UTC
    & I wonder if he ever looks back on
    that one night; that one moment
    l i ke i always do.

  20. meggieb131 meggieb131
    posted a quote
    January 7, 2011 11:04pm UTC
    1 New Friend Request
    Ishmalov Barshumatz is requesting to be your friend.
    Confirm Delete Request Uhmm...who the hell is this?

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