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  1. PaysonBetchx3 PaysonBetchx3
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2010 10:01pm UTC
    If a guy compliments your shirt,
    He's really saying he likes the way your boobs look in that shirt
    If a guy compliments xxxxxx your pants,
    h e l i k e s y o u r a s s
    If he compliments ( y o u r s h o e s )
    well hun, he's gay.


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  3. Secretlyx Secretlyx
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2010 10:29pm UTC
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  5. average_teenager average_teenager
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2010 10:48pm UTC
    “No iPods in school”
    oh yes, because I’m really going to
    cheat off my test listening to Bed Rock.
    not mine, ! saw it on the internet!

  6. jC_xo17 jC_xo17
    posted a quote
    March 17, 2009 7:53pm UTC
    IDAHO?
    ---> nahh, YOU DA HOE(:

  7. Strummer16 Strummer16
    posted a quote
    March 18, 2009 4:16pm UTC
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  8. idgie idgie
    posted a quote
    April 18, 2009 1:29pm UTC
    Her:
    Why do you keep looking at your hands?
    Him:
    There is something wrong with them..
    Her: what?
    Him: you aren't [h o l d i n g] them.

  9. XoGummyBear136Xo XoGummyBear136Xo
    posted a quote
    May 2, 2009 4:30pm UTC
    I'm So Bad . . .
    I do it in BED.
    Do it in the CAR.
    Do it on the COUCH.
    TEXTING is SUCH an OBSESSION !

  10. xxxsmexyxxx xxxsmexyxxx
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    March 24, 2009 4:42pm UTC
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  11. Rawrrx Rawrrx
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2008 2:00pm UTC
    when i was in first grade ;
    they told me to write down what i wanted to
    be when i grew up. i wrote down happy . [ & ]
    they said i didn't understand the assignment
    [ & ] i said they didn't understand [ life ] *
    all mine , dont jock (:

  12. ChEeRWhOrE ChEeRWhOrE
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2008 11:57pm UTC
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  13. funkyfunkyfresh funkyfunkyfresh
    posted a quote
    February 20, 2009 4:52am UTC
    Things u HAVE to do in a supa-market!!!
    1.Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
    2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
    3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
    4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
    " 'Code 3' in housewares".... and see what happens.
    5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on layby.
    6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
    7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
    8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
    "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
    9. Look right into the security camera; & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
    10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.
    11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
    12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
    13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, leap out and say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
    14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the foetal position and scream..
    "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"
    15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
    16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu, go!"
    hope you like it <3

  14. xoxo_iloveyoux3 xoxo_iloveyoux3
    posted a quote
    February 19, 2009 4:53am UTC
    SOME ONE OUT THERE♥
    was meant to be the love of your life the
    one you can tell your dre ams to and he'll smile at
    you when you tell him, but h e'll never laugh he'll brush
    the hair out of your face, and he'll stare at you during a
    movie even though he paid $11 to see it. he'll call you to
    tell you how he couldn't stop thinking about you. and
    most importantly, he'll look right in your eyes and
    tell you that you are the most beautiful girl
    he's ever seen and for the first time
    in your life.. you'll believe it
    and that is what they
    mean by true
    love

  15. meghanalexa meghanalexa
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2009 7:13am UTC
    Some Girls
    Should Get Smacked, Just As Hard As They Act .

  16. ALLxTiM3xLOV3 ALLxTiM3xLOV3
    posted a quote
    February 19, 2009 8:49pm UTC
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  17. HeyThereSummer HeyThereSummer
    posted a quote
    February 20, 2009 2:22am UTC
    && Congrats kid, You Finally Got To Her.
    Are you happy now? You finallybroke her.
    Her eyesdon’t sparkle anymore.
    Her smile, that seemed plastered to her pretty face, disappeared.
    Her words don’t flow anymore.
    Her hopes and dreams are now crushed.
    BUT of course this doesn’t affect you, right?
    All you did was break her heart, right?
    CREDIT.

  18. whateveryoulike whateveryoulike
    posted a quote
    February 20, 2009 4:56pm UTC
    my hearts not your dick;;
    so stop playing with it.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  20. soccergirly2873 soccergirly2873
    posted a quote
    February 19, 2009 2:39pm UTC
    I dont have enough
    middle fingers
    to show my feeling for you

:)

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