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  1. average_teenager average_teenager
    posted a quote
    September 4, 2010 4:03pm UTC
    A Funny Story. . .
    A mother passing by her daughter's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then she saw an envelope propped up prominently on the center of the bed. It was addressed, "Mom." With the worst premonition, she opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands:
    Dear Mom: It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new boyfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Dad and you. I've been finding real passion with Ahmed and he is so nice-even with all his piercings, tattoos, beard, and his motorcycle clothes. But it's not only the passion Mom, I'm pregnant and Ahmed said that we will be very happy. He already owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. He wants to have many more children with me and that's now one of my dreams too. Ahmed taught me that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone and we'll be growing it for us and trading it with his friends for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Ahmed can get better; he sure deserves it!! Don't worry Mom, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself. Someday I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know your grand children.
    Your daughter, Judith
    PS: Mom, none of the above is true. I'm over at the neighbor's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than my report card that's in my desk center drawer. I love you! Call when it is safe for me to come home.
    haha i love this story, i just thought it would be funny to share (: not mine!

  2. average_teenager average_teenager
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2010 3:24pm UTC
    Eleven Hints for Life (:
    1. It hurts to love someone and not be loved in return.
    But what is more painful is to love someone and never
    find the courage to let that person know how you feel.
    2. A sad thing in life is when you meet someone who
    means a lot to you, only to find out in the end that it was
    never meant to be and you just have to let go.
    3. The best kind of friend is the kind you can sit on a
    porch swing with, never say a word, and then walk away
    feeling like it was the best conversation you've ever had.
    4. It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose
    it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been
    missing until it arrives.
    5. It takes only a minute to get a crush on someone, an
    hour to like someone, and a day to love someone-but it
    takes a lifetime to forget someone.
    6. Don't go for looks, they can deceive. Don't go for wealth,
    even that fades away. Go for someone who makes you
    smile because it takes only a smile to make a dark day
    seem bright.
    7. Dream what you want to dream, go where you want to go,
    be what you want to be. Because you have only one life and
    one chance to do all the things you want to do.
    8. Always put yourself in the other's shoes. If you feel that it
    hurts you, it probably hurts the person too.
    9. A careless word may kindle strife. A cruel word may wreck
    a life. A timely word may level stress. But a loving word may
    heal and bless.
    10. The happiest of people don't necessarily have the best
    of everything they just make the most of everything that comes
    along their way.
    11. Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss, ends with
    a tear. When you were born, you were crying and everyone
    around you was smiling. Live your life so that when you die,
    you're the one smiling and everyone around you is crying.
    - credit to whoever.

  3. average_teenager average_teenager
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2010 1:36pm UTC
    Funny things to do at the mall!
    Ride mechanical horses with coins fished out of the wishing fountain
    Try pants on backwards at a clothing store. Ask a salesperson if they make your butt look big
    At the bottom of the escalator scream "My Shoelaces AARGHH!!!!"
    Teach pet store parrots new vocabulary that makes them unsellable
    Ask mall cops about their experience in World War 1
    Construct a new porch deck in the tool department of Sears
    Pose as a fashion dummy in the clothes department, occasionally screaming without warning
    Test mattresses in your pajamas
    If you're patient, stare intently into a surveillance camera for an hour while rocking back and forth
    Sprint up the down escalator
    Stare at static on a display TV and challenge others on whether they too can see the 'hidden picture'
    Make unusual request at a piercing place
    Ask a salesperson at a hardware store on how well a certain saw cuts through bone
    Hula dance by the demonstration air conditioner
    Ask for red-tinted lenses at the optometrist
    Sneak up on salespeople at the perfume counter and spray them with your own bottle of Eau De Swanke
    Rummage through the jelly bean bin at the candy store, insisting you lost a contact lens
    Ask a woman whether a particular pair of panties matches the color of your hair
    In the changing rooms, announce in a sing-song voice "I see London, I see France..."
    Leave on the plastic string connecting a new pair of shoes, and wander around the mall taking two-inch steps
    Ask a pharmacist at a drugstore for a cold medicine that will give you "a really wicked buzz!"
    Ask someone at the information desk for a stroller... and someone to push you around in it
    Hand a pair of pants back to a sale person with a scornful look and scornfully announce that they aren't "leak proof"
    If its Christmas, ask the mall Santa to sit on your lap
    Show people your driver's license and demand to know "whether they've seen this man"
    not mine (:

  4. average_teenager average_teenager
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2010 12:51pm UTC
    . "What's six inches long, two inches wide, & can drive a girl crazy? "
    "You dirty little mind , its m oney ! "
    "not mine!"

  5. average_teenager average_teenager
    posted a quote
    August 26, 2010 11:12pm UTC
    9 facts I hate about everyone!
    1. People who point at their wrist asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
    2. People who are willing to get off their a$$ to search the entire room for the tv remote, because they refuse to walk to the T.V and change the channel manully.
    3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too." Damn right. What good is cake if you can't eat it?
    4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?
    5. When people say while watching a film, "did ya see that?" No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor!
    6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?"... Didn't give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?
    7. When something is 'new and improved'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.
    8. When people say "life is short". What the hell??? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!!! What can you do thats longer?
    9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?" If the bus came, would I be standing here???
    not mine (:

  6. average_teenager average_teenager
    posted a quote
    August 26, 2010 9:03pm UTC
    c
    ociffer. I swear to drunk I'm not God. There's no blood in my alcohol system. That's my stuck and i'm story to it.

  7. average_teenager average_teenager
    posted a quote
    August 26, 2010 3:59pm UTC
    I don't wanna be like Cinderella sitting in a dark , cold , dusty cellar,
    waiting for somebody to come &
    set me free.
    -cheetah girls
    not my layout, but favorite if you remember their songs (:

  8. average_teenager average_teenager
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2010 3:34pm UTC
    This past week I weighed myself, & I thought to myself, wow I am really heavy for a teenager. so I started to get obsessed about what I eat & if I exercise enough. but I looked in the mirror & told my self i am pretty just the way I am. & I thought about all those pretty heaver actresses & singers.
    examples:
    Raven Symone; America Ferrera;
    Jordin Sparks; Danielle Fishel.
    so my point is skinny, average or heavy your beautiful just the way you are <3
    not my credit for the layout but my credit for the quote (:

  9. average_teenager average_teenager
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2010 10:21pm UTC
    ok here is a tricky riddle,
    so your mom & dad had a baby, this baby was neither your sister or brother, so what family relation is this to you? favorite if you get it & comment if you don't! answer will be out soon (:

  10. average_teenager average_teenager
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2010 10:48pm UTC
    “No iPods in school”
    oh yes, because I’m really going to
    cheat off my test listening to Bed Rock.
    not mine, ! saw it on the internet!

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