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SpreadALittleLove97
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August 1, 2011 9:21pm UTC

Grandma moment #9
"SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND!"
"Grandma please, put down the midget.

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SpreadALittleLove97
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August 1, 2011 9:46pm UTC

Grandma moment #10
"b*tch who do you think you are with those sunglasses and a pimp stick!?"
"Grandma please! he's blind!"

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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SpreadALittleLove97
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August 2, 2011 9:53pm UTC

Grandma moment #12
"Forget about the price taaaag!"
"Grandma please, just pay."

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SpreadALittleLove97
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August 2, 2011 9:58pm UTC

Grandma moment #13
"IM ON THE EDGE OF GLORY!"
"Grandma please!Get off the table!"

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SpreadALittleLove97
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August 1, 2011 9:16pm UTC

Grandma moment #8
"Everyday i'm shuffling..."
"Grandma please,just deal the cards..."

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kayybeee18
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August 1, 2011 11:41pm UTC

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SpreadALittleLove97
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August 1, 2011 9:03pm UTC

Grandma moment #5
"IM RIDING SOLO!
IM RIDING SOLO!"
"Grandma please! Not at grandpa's funeral!

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Ihatelove
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July 26, 2011 2:20pm UTC

Eye contact
Can either be; cute, awkward
or creepy
nmq/nmf

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soccermaniac1102
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July 25, 2011 5:46pm UTC

eenie meenie miny moe,
caught you cheating with that hoe.
you tried to lie right to my face,
think again,
you've been replaced.
♥

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pizza*
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July 25, 2011 9:05pm UTC

it's called the ugly barnacle.
once there was an ugly
barnacle.
he was so ugly that everyone died.
the end.

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jaydexox
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July 26, 2011 4:00am UTC

m y h o m e w o r k b r i n g s al l t h e a s i a ns t o t he ya rd,
& they're like, "it wasn't that hard"

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itsAbby
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July 25, 2011 10:33pm UTC

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Just_Let_Go
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July 25, 2011 11:21pm UTC

Seeing a quote that relates to your situation
& thinking
"Thank God I'm not the only one..."
♥
not my format

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HeSaidForeverXForgetHimXLiveLife
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July 25, 2011 9:19pm UTC

♥♥♥
Coming home from school,
looking completely awful,
and thinking
"oh sh*t, have I looked like that all day?"
format credit to: mattiluvsjb94
♥♥♥

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wittygirl2010
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July 25, 2011 6:39pm UTC

And what sucks the most is me thinking
you are different even though every
single f.ucking sign told me you were lying .

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Nicoletta_
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July 25, 2011 9:02pm UTC

How to freak people out #1
1. empty out a windex bottle
2. fill it with blue gatorade
3. spray it in your mouth in public
notmine

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HeSaidForeverXForgetHimXLiveLife
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July 25, 2011 9:57pm UTC

you made me laugh at things that weren't funny...
you made me smile without acually being there...
you made my stomach flip with a
single text...
but you broke me with a single sentence.
nmf

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hannahlovesxox
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July 25, 2011 6:57pm UTC

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cx3
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July 25, 2011 6:56pm UTC

If The Guy You Like Likes Another Girl~~~
she automatically becomes the most hideous thing on the face of the planet.

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