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Jahyvie
posted a quote
September 18, 2012 9:30pm UTC

In french you don't say
"I miss you"
You say
"Tu me Manques"
Which means
"you are missing from me"
<3

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isitonlyme
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September 19, 2012 4:13pm UTC

Instead of getting periods, can girls just get a text once a month from mother nature saying 'you're not pregnant have a nice day'

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underestimated
posted a quote
September 18, 2012 9:28pm UTC

Dear Axe Body Spray,
Please Put A Suggested Serving
Size On Your Bottles.
Sincerely,
Chocking Girls Everywhere.

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BravoSierra
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September 19, 2012 3:02pm UTC

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You've had your witty for longer than Kim Kardashian's marriage.

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rissa7373
posted a quote
September 18, 2012 8:44pm UTC

Imagine if foods and people switched names
"Spaghetti, it's time for dinner."
"What are we having?"
"Margret."

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nova ♥*
posted a quote
September 18, 2012 9:30pm UTC

A girl in my math class recently attempted committing suicide.
as she walked into class this morning the four popular boys in our class stood up and started singing You Don't Know You're Beautiful by One Direction to her. The whole class was so touched by what the boys did.
I haven't lost all hope in our world just yet.

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thatgirlsfucked
posted a quote
September 19, 2012 7:17pm UTC

i dont usually talk to people with "swag"
but when i do,
i ask for large fries..

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littleleftofthemiddle
posted a quote
September 19, 2012 7:26pm UTC

OMG GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT
WHY HIS NAME IS 'STITCH'
a stitch is a piece of thread that is
sown to hold something together.
stitch holds lilo's family together.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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ImmaBeWitty
posted a quote
August 30, 2012 9:08pm UTC

You're the one who is weak. -------------------
You will never know love or friendship.
AND I FEEL SORRY FOR YOU <<<<<<<<<<<<<<
- Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

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sayheyilyx
posted a quote
August 25, 2012 2:10pm UTC

How roll call will go in the future:
Teacher: Welcome to class students! Please say "here" when I call your name.
Teacher: Albus
Albus: Here!
Teacher: Doctor
Doctor: Oh, yes, uhm, hello. I can't talk at the moment, time's gone wibbly. Probably leave a message at the tone or something.
Teacher: Uhm... okay? Hermione?
Hermione: Yes, I'm here! And when's our first test? I've been studying all summer, and-
Red-headed boy in class: Oh my god, Hermione, shut up!
Teacher: And you must be Ron! Okay then. Primrose.
Primrose: Here.
Random girl in the back of the class: I VOLUNTEER!!
Teacher: And I see Katniss has made it today, as well. Welcome.
Blonde boy: Katniss is here?! Yes!! Here, Katniss, try this bread I baked this morning!!
Brunette boy: Oh you'd better keep your hands off her! She's my best friend! We go hunting together!
Teacher: Peeta! Gale! Stop fighting over Katniss and sit down!
Teacher: Rory.
Doctor: Oh, Rory died yesterday, ma'am. But he should be back again tomorrow.
Teacher: ....oh...kay? And lastly, Draco.
Draco: I'm LAST?! My father will hear about this!

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NINJAPENGUIN
posted a quote
August 25, 2012 11:09pm UTC

People were created to be loved.
Things were created to be used.
The reason why the world is in CHAOS,
is because things are being loved,
and people are being used.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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lashaay
posted a quote
August 25, 2012 11:48pm UTC

Some people come
into our lives & quickly go. Some stay for a while,
& leave footprints on our hearts, & we are never ever the same.

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Ggkgriff
posted a quote
August 25, 2012 11:41pm UTC

Oh so you only saw The Hunger Games movie and your the biggest fan?
Tell me who Madge Undersee is.

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jimmy365
posted a quote
August 26, 2012 12:03am UTC

♥
sometimes you have to
s t o p t h i n k i n g
and just go where your heart takes you.
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

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of_mice_and_lucifer*
posted a quote
August 25, 2012 11:17pm UTC

"caaaaaaaaaarl!!!!!!"
if you know where this is
from I will love you forever.

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pinkfrosting321
posted a quote
August 25, 2012 11:45pm UTC

Mirror, Mirror, on my wall,
I want to be pretty, thin, and tall.
Mirror, Mirror, if I change my hair,
Maybe then someone will start to care?
Mirror, Mirror, if I starve myself,
At least I'll be beautiful. Forget my health.
Mirror, Mirror, if I cut my wrist,
Will I finally feel like I exist?
Mirror, Mirror, don't you see?
What you show is ruining me.

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