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DamnnTaylerx
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February 7, 2012 5:18pm UTC

Looking back
You're just a foolish memory now.

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
January 18, 2012 3:19pm UTC

do you feel like a man,
when you push her around?
>>>>do you feel better now,
as she falls to the ground?

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xoGirlInLovexo
posted a quote
January 17, 2012 8:34pm UTC

2011: my milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard and they're like, "it's better than yours"
1800: My whipped ice dairy drink brings the attention of many males to my place of residence. They declare that its quality far surpasses that of yours.
nmf.

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imegacool
posted a quote
January 17, 2012 8:24pm UTC

Whatever you do, There's
always an 8 year old Asian that can do it better.
not trying to affend anyone..

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JustDropItLikeItsHot
posted a quote
January 15, 2012 8:47pm UTC

On the internet,
no one knows I'm a cat.

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leavingthelove
posted a quote
January 10, 2012 7:56pm UTC

Boy likes girl
Girl likes boy
everyone knows it
except the two of them.

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jimmy365
posted a quote
January 13, 2012 4:22pm UTC

That song
in our playlist that we always skip
b u t n e v e r d e l e t e .
jimmy365:)

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soccerloverx03x
posted a quote
January 10, 2012 6:44pm UTC

Looking at your cell phone
during awkward situations

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ColorMyWorld401

posted a quote
January 9, 2012 8:35pm UTC

I want a
british
friend.
Then I'd just sit their and listen to them talk.

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tylerr
posted a quote
January 8, 2012 8:20pm UTC

my dad got this gun app on his phone,
so now whenever he's mad at me, he shoots me.
lol cool.

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soccerloverx03x
posted a quote
January 10, 2012 5:28pm UTC

I don't re-check
my test. I just flip threw the pages
anyone else?

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theunicorn
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December 23, 2011 4:56pm UTC

hmmm...he looks suspicious...
*locks car door*

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BreeM123
posted a quote
January 6, 2012 3:59pm UTC

What if rappers rapped
about nice things?
Its like, "GIRL IMMA TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OFF AND...
give them to that homeless person because he's cold.."

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crazygurl04
posted a quote
January 6, 2012 9:08pm UTC

Hannah Montana revealed her secret.
Zach and Cody finally graduated.
Alex is now the Russo family wizard.
My childhood has gone.

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tt505
posted a quote
January 6, 2012 6:37pm UTC

me; why am i still single?
brain; you're wierd
body; and you're fat
face; plus you're pretty ugly
food; i'm here for you
- t u m b l r

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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tylerr
posted a quote
December 25, 2011 9:07pm UTC

FAVORITE IF
you met someone amazing this 2011. c:

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soccerloverx03x
posted a quote
December 20, 2011 5:05pm UTC

When you lose:
"It's just a stupid game."
When you win:
"IN YO FACE LOSER!"
nmf.mmq

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Jade672
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December 22, 2011 6:47pm UTC

click to see this quote

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hermione23katniss
posted a quote
January 4, 2012 3:41pm UTC

Fave if you were
Born in the 90s and DON'T have a baby.
♥

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