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  1. SpongeBobW36 SpongeBobW36
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2011 1:24pm UTC
    that moment you feel like
    the ugliest of all your friends

    nmf

  2. NeverShoutBecca NeverShoutBecca
    posted a quote
    September 7, 2011 6:34pm UTC
    SCHOOL WAS GREAT :)) ♥
    JUST-FCKING-KIDDING. IT WAS HORRIBLE.
    can someone drop a bomb on my school?

  3. ashleylovexo ashleylovexo
    posted a quote
    September 7, 2011 7:51pm UTC
    that amazing feeling
    you get when
    you actually
    finish all your
    homework ♥
    nmf

  4. nikki143 nikki143
    posted a quote
    September 7, 2011 7:40pm UTC
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    Facebook should change it from 'friends',
    to,
    "people I've made eye contact with".
    ----------------------
    *nmf

  5. xxLifeIsASongSoSingItxx xxLifeIsASongSoSingItxx
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2011 10:10am UTC
    my head says "who cares about him?"and then my heart whispers, "you do, stupid." ♥

  6. driscoll08x driscoll08x
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2011 2:57pm UTC
    I hate when I leave the house looking good
    and come home looking like I was hit by a train
    nmf

  7. happycloud happycloud
    posted a quote
    September 7, 2011 7:10pm UTC
    Nothing's funnier...
    than an alchoholic saying "I don't drink", holding a glass of wine.
    but remember kids, don't drink!
    Format Credit to: AenslyLeon31 Do NOT remove.

  8. SmileyKelsea SmileyKelsea
    posted a quote
    September 7, 2011 6:06pm UTC
    Me: I'm Hungry..
    Mom: There's Leftovers In The Fridge
    Me: Oh. I Guess I'm Not Hungry Anymore
    [♥]Fave[♥] If This Has Ever Happened To You

  9. stephieegiirl stephieegiirl
    posted a quote
    September 7, 2011 6:00pm UTC
    live for today;
    because yesterday is over,
    & tomorrow may never come.
    nmf

  10. theheartbrokengurl theheartbrokengurl
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2011 7:37am UTC
    Format by Sandrasaurus
    That awkward moment when someone says,
    "name a good song" & you suddenly forget all songs that were ever made.
    Format credts: Sandrasaurus xD


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  12. marimbasonata marimbasonata
    posted a quote
    September 7, 2011 7:14pm UTC
    Put out that bonfire!
    You know, fire is the leading cause of fire...
    -Doofenshmirts

  13. x3hunniebunniex3 x3hunniebunniex3
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2011 3:57pm UTC
    me without you
    IS LIKE
    facebook without friends
    YouTube without videos and
    Google with no results

  14. kKkKk38 kKkKk38
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2011 4:27pm UTC
    Now a flood?!
    2012 is coming sooner than I thought.

  15. emilxo emilxo
    posted a quote
    September 7, 2011 7:06pm UTC
    I'm Sorry.
    i ' m s o r r y i d o n ' t l o o k l i k e h e r ,
    i d o n ' t a c t l i k e h e r ,
    i ' m n o t p r e t t y l i k e h e r ,
    i ' m n o t s k i n n y l i k e h e r ,
    i ' m n o t a p o p u l a r l i k e h e r ,
    i ' m s o r r y i m n o t h e r .

  16. pescevictoria pescevictoria
    posted a quote
    September 7, 2011 7:28pm UTC
    dear witty girls or guys ♥I honestly am starting to think relationships aren't worth it.Fave if you disagree,and comment if you agree.
    sincerely, A girl who is starting to think she is forever alone. </3 ♥

  17. Madz24x7 Madz24x7
    posted a quote
    September 7, 2011 6:37pm UTC
    Hey, r u awake?
    Nope.
    Okay, txt me when you wake up.
    Dude really?


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  19. simplyysam simplyysam
    posted a quote
    September 7, 2011 8:48pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  20. nebraska99 nebraska99
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2011 5:27pm UTC
    You, sir,
    are very attractive
    Therefore,
    I will stare at you♥
    nmq/nmf

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