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  1. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    May 4, 2012 9:40pm UTC
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  2. miss_love98 miss_love98
    posted a quote
    April 7, 2012 9:21pm UTC
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  3. letssfallinnlovee letssfallinnlovee
    posted a quote
    April 7, 2012 11:02am UTC
    Shoutout to my Boyfriend who is
    in the hospital with a case of
    non-existance

  4. prplesockerninja22 prplesockerninja22
    posted a quote
    April 2, 2012 5:29pm UTC
    Admit it
    we've all hidden our favorite food from the rest of the family.
    Format by Sandrasauras

  5. squire1319 squire1319
    posted a quote
    April 1, 2012 10:16pm UTC
    If Peeta had red hair
    he'd be a ginger bread man.
    Format by Sandrasauras

  6. OneDiectionInfection OneDiectionInfection
    posted a quote
    March 28, 2012 3:53pm UTC
    Psh & you guys laughed at me when I said
    Shark-boy was hot…♥

  7. CharlAldisx CharlAldisx
    posted a quote
    March 19, 2012 6:02pm UTC
    Perry The Platypus & Squidward are voiced by the same person.
    Mind = Blown.

  8. JustDropItLikeItsHot JustDropItLikeItsHot
    posted a quote
    March 20, 2012 7:38pm UTC
    Honey, don't worry. he only acts like a dick because he doesn't have one.

  9. imjustonegirl imjustonegirl
    posted a quote
    March 20, 2012 4:27pm UTC
    Math may not teach me how to add love or subtract hate
    but
    it gives me every reason to hope that every problem has a solution.

  10. Angiebabe16 Angiebabe16
    posted a quote
    March 18, 2012 6:17pm UTC
    310HSSV
    Confused? Look upside down ;)

  11. QuotesAreMyLife7 QuotesAreMyLife7
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2012 8:05pm UTC
    Lately on Witty,
    You can say anything about The Hunger Games and you'll get a top quote...
    Here I go... *Cough**Cough* *Ahem*
    Peeta

  12. julietechoecho julietechoecho
    posted a quote
    March 19, 2012 9:02pm UTC
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  13. xoxalyssa459 xoxalyssa459
    posted a quote
    March 21, 2012 5:38pm UTC
    Chris Brown hits her, Eminem lies to her, Drake can't remember her name.
    Poor Rihanna.
    neverlandfugitive™

  14. JustAnotherDumbTeen JustAnotherDumbTeen
    posted a quote
    March 20, 2012 2:03pm UTC
    im as single as a dollar
    but, im not looking for change.

  15. thetimeisnow thetimeisnow
    posted a quote
    March 20, 2012 5:05pm UTC
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    when my hot guy friends say,
    "**** you"
    In my head I'm like,
    "if you wanna"
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  16. givingyoumyheart givingyoumyheart
    posted a quote
    March 18, 2012 4:48pm UTC
    "OMG did you get braces?"
    "Nah, i just bedazzled my teeth." neverlandfugitive™

  17. LookingThroughMyHazelEyes LookingThroughMyHazelEyes
    posted a quote
    March 17, 2012 7:23pm UTC
    OMEGLE
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
    Stranger: Sometimes I llike to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce, sit in it, and pretend i'm a meatball
    You: Oh nice..
    Stranger: Do you ever do that?
    You: No, but sometimes I like to fill my bathtub up with water, sit in it, and pretend i'm a human.

  18. OneDiectionInfection OneDiectionInfection
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    March 18, 2012 5:28pm UTC
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  19. toriibabyy toriibabyy
    posted a quote
    March 19, 2012 8:15pm UTC
    hi.
    i'm a boy.
    here's how it goes.
    i'm gonna flirt with you,
    then diss you.
    i'll send you mixed messages,
    hit on your friends,
    and lie to you.
    then i'll lead you on
    so you'll fall for me.
    i'll make you happy for a couple of days
    but tomorrow
    i'll completely ignore you.
    but you'll be the one i turn to
    when i need a friend
    or a confidence boost.
    know what the best part is?
    you can't do anything about it
    because you love me
    and you don't want to ever lose me.

  20. jellybean1234 jellybean1234
    posted a quote
    March 18, 2012 9:17pm UTC
    Dear Edward Cullen,
    So, you stay young forever and sneak into the room of young girls? How original.
    Sincerely, Peter Pan

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