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  1. MissAnna MissAnna
    posted a quote
    January 19, 2011 7:25pm UTC
    now i can't forget you & it makes me mad;
    YOU LEFT ONE DAY & NEVER CAME BACK /////

  2. yoursohypnotizingx3 yoursohypnotizingx3
    posted a quote
    January 19, 2011 7:12pm UTC
    One thing
    I will never understand
    ///IS HOW A GUY\\\
    can make you feel perfect.
    one minute, but once hes gone
    >he forgets you exist<

    not my format:D

  3. xredcrayonsx xredcrayonsx
    posted a quote
    January 19, 2011 7:20pm UTC
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  4. TheCherryChicas TheCherryChicas
    posted a quote
    January 19, 2011 8:08pm UTC
    i wonder how people would react
    if i walked into Sea World with a fishing pole?

  5. XOandrianaOX XOandrianaOX
    posted a quote
    January 19, 2011 8:43pm UTC
    If Someone:
    wants to be a part of your life, they'll make an effort to be in it.
    DON'T BOTHER..
    reserving a space in your heart for someone who doesn't make an effort to
    stay.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  7. SexyDefinesNerd SexyDefinesNerd
    posted a quote
    January 15, 2011 11:43am UTC
    it's like crossing the street
    w h e n y o u k n o w y o u s h o u l d n ' t
    when that red light is up, but you don't care
    you want to f e e l; a little dangerous
    but you're cautious, you still look before anything
    making sure there's no possible way to get hurt
    y • u g • f • r i t
    you take that first :l e a p -x- off: the curb
    y o u f e e l f i n e ;; a l l i s g o i n g w e l l
    then you start thinking about what could go wrong
    --------------->what if you didn't spot a car?
    or what if a cop is right around the corner?
    what if...?
    but it's too late now [( n o t u r n i n g b a c k )]
    you start to hurry, just in case
    you might get a >l i t t l e r e c k l e s s< in your rush
    you hit the curb and fall the last thing on your mind
    g e t t i n g h u r t b y t h e o t h e r s i d e
    =f=a=l=l=i=n=g= d o w n, you didn't expect it,
    you couldn't have even i m a g i n e d it
    there's just no way but it >>>still happened<<<
    so after all you still got hurt
    right when you were l e a s t e x p e c t i n g i t
    yeah, love is just like that.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  9. little_miss_sunshine_15 little_miss_sunshine_15
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2010 2:35pm UTC
    Remember When We Were Little
    we would say
    "Do you like him, or do you
    'LIKE-LIKE' him?"

  10. MeBeNiKsiE MeBeNiKsiE
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2010 2:48pm UTC
    TODAY,
    I saw a cute little six or seven year old girl wearing Hannah Montana socks.
    I asked her if she liked Hannah Montana.
    She said no; she liked to wear these socks,
    because she got to step on Miley Cyrus every time she walked.
    I l o v e t h i s k i d .
    MLIA :)

  11. xthosecitylights xthosecitylights
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2010 10:27pm UTC
    ♥♥♥
    Today I was having a terrible day.
    My parents were mad at me.
    My friends hated me.
    He broke up with me.
    I failed a test.
    Nothing was going right.
    I locked myself in my room, crying.
    Then my 5 year old sister slid a piece
    of paper from her Dora notebook
    and on it, written in crayon in her
    scribbly handwriting, was the three
    words i needed to hear more than
    anything else that day....
    "i love you"

  12. KTMG_Eminem KTMG_Eminem
    posted a quote
    August 30, 2010 4:06pm UTC
    I fear the dayFacebook
    decides to inform users
    of who has viewed
    their profile . . .
    and how many times.

  13. shewaitsforeverxox shewaitsforeverxox
    posted a quote
    March 6, 2010 6:44pm UTC
    having a best guy friend is incredible
    he's there to make you l a u g h on the days you want to cry
    he's the only one you talk to when other friends say goodbye
    he's the star to you're sky, or an angel from above
    awh best friends forever? that's
    until you fall in love.

  14. jessxsmile jessxsmile
    posted a quote
    November 15, 2010 3:04am UTC
    That quote that makes you
    SIGN IN.

  15. kaitlynamazing96 kaitlynamazing96
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2010 5:52pm UTC
    CONVERSATION ON PHONE BETWEEN A BOY AND GIRL WHO HAVE BEEN TOGETHER FOR 5 MONTHS: (it's sad but read it. it's worth it)
    Boy: Hey, hun!
    Girl: Hey.
    Boy: I missed you at school today. Why weren't you there?
    Girl: Yeah, I had to go to the doctor.
    Boy: Oh really? Why?
    Girl: Oh, nothing. Just some annual shots, that's all.
    Boy: Oh.
    Girl: So what did we do in math today?
    Boy: You didn't miss anything that great, just a lot of notes.
    Girl: Ok, good.
    Boy: Yeah.
    Girl: Hey, I have a question...
    Boy: Ok, ask away.
    Girl: ....how much do you love me?
    Boy: You know I love you more than anything in this world.
    Girl: Yeah...
    Boy: Why did you ask?
    Girl: ...>silence<...
    Boy: Is something wrong?
    Girl: No. Nothing at all.
    Girl: ...how much do you care about me?
    Boy: I would give you the world in a heartbeat if I could.
    Girl: You would?
    Boy: Yeah of course I would. >sounding worried< Is there something wrong?
    Girl: No, everything's fine..
    Boy: Are you sure
    Girl: Yeah.
    Boy: Okay...I hope so.
    Girl: .....would you die for me?
    Boy: I would take a bullet for you anyday, hun.
    Girl: Really?
    Boy: Anyday. Now, seriously, is there something wrong?
    Girl: No, I'm fine. You're fine. We're fine. Everyone and everything is fine.
    Boy: ......okay.
    Girl: ....well, I have to go. I'll see you tomorrow at school.
    Boy: Alright, bye. I LOVE YOU!
    Girl: Yeah...I love you, too. Bye.
    THE NEXT DAY AT SCHOOL:
    Boy: Hey, have you seen my girlfriend today?
    Friend: No.
    Boy: Oh.
    Friend: She wasn't here yesterday, either.
    Boy: I know. She was acting all weird on the phone last night.
    Friend: Well, dude, you know how girls are sometimes.
    Boy: Yeah, but not her.
    Friend: I don't know what else to say, man.
    Boy: Okay, well I gotta get to english. I'll see ya after school.
    Friend: Yeah I gotta get to science. Later.
    THAT NIGHT:
    -ring-
    -ring-
    -ring-
    Girl: Hello?
    Boy: Hey.
    Girl: Oh, hi.
    Boy: Why weren't you at school today?
    Girl: Uh, I had another appointment with the doctor.
    Boy: Are you sick?
    Girl: ….um, I have to go. My mom’s calling on the other line.
    Boy: I’ll wait.
    Girl: It may take a while. I’ll call you later.
    Boy: Alright……I love you.
    >very long pause<
    Girl: (with a tear in her eye) Look, I think we should break up.
    Boy: What!?
    Girl: It’s the best thing for us right now.
    Boy: Why?
    Girl: I love you.
    -click-
    THE GIRL DOESN’T COME TO SCHOOL FOR 3 MORE WEEKS AND DOESNT ANSWER HER PHONE.
    Boy: Hey dude.
    Friend: Hey.
    Boy: What’s up?
    Friend: Nothing. Hey…have you talked to your ex lately?
    Boy: No.
    Friend: So you didn’t hear?
    Boy: Hear what?
    Friend: Um, I don’t know if I should be the one to tell you…
    Boy: dude, what the hell just tell me!
    Friend: Uh….call this number…433-555-3468
    Boy: Ok…
    BOY CALLS NUMBER AFTER SCHOOL
    -ring-
    -ring-
    -ring-
    Voice: Hello, Suppam County Hospital. This is Nurse Beckham.
    Boy: Uh, I must have the wrong number. I’m looking for my friend.
    Voice: What is their name, sir?
    (boy gives info)
    Voice: Yes, this is the right number. She’s one of our patients here.
    Boy: Really? Why? What happened? How is she?
    Voice: Her room number is 646 in building A, suite 3.
    Boy: WHAT HAPPENED!?!
    Voice: Please come by, sir, and you can see her. Goodbye.
    Boy: WAIT! NO!
    -dial tone-
    BOY GOES TO HOSPITAL, AND TO ROOM ..646, BUILDING A, SUITE 3. GIRL IS LYING IN THE HOSPITAL BED.
    Boy: Oh my God, are u okay??
    Girl: .......
    Boy: Sweetie!! Talk to me!!
    Girl: I.....
    Boy: You what? YOU WHAT?
    Girl: I have cancer and I’m on life support.
    Boy: ....>breaks into tears<....
    Girl: They're taking me off tonight.
    Boy: Why?
    Girl: I wanted to tell you, but I couldn’t .
    Boy: Why didn’t you tell me?
    Girl: I didn’t want to hurt you.
    Boy: You could never hurt me.
    Girl: I just wanted to see if you felt about me the same as I felt about you.
    Boy: ?
    Girl: I love you more than anything. I would give you the world in a heartbeat. I would die for you and take a bullet for you.
    Boy: (crying)
    Girl: Don’t be sad. I love you and I’ll always be here with you
    Boy: Then why did you break up with me?
    Nurse: Young man, visiting hours are over.
    The boy leaves and later that night the girl is taken off of life support and dies, but what the boy didn’t know is that the girl only asked him those questions so she could hear him say it one last time. She only broke up with him because she knew she only had 3 more weeks left to live and thought that it would cause him less pain and give him time to get over her before she died.
    NEXT DAY
    The boy is found dead with a gun in one hand and a note in the other.
    THE NOTE SAID:
    “I told her that I would take a bullet for her, just like she said she would die for me.”

  16. cx3 cx3
    posted a quote
    October 16, 2010 3:54pm UTC
    Dear Mom, ♥
    It is with great regret & sorrow that I'm telling you that I have eloped with my new boyfriend. I found real passion & he is so nice, even with all his piercings & tattoos, and I love riding on the back of his big motorcycle. But it's not only that mom, I'm pregnant & Ahmed said that we will be very happy in his trailer in the woods. He wants to have many more children with me & that's one of my dreams. I've learned that marijuana doesn't hurt anyone & we'll be growing it for us & his friends, who are providing us with all the cocaine & ecstasy we may want. In the meantime, we'll pray for science to find the AIDS cure, for Ahmed to get better, he deserves it. Don't worry Mom, I'm 15 years old now & I know how to take care of myself. Some day I'll visit so you can get to know your grandchildren.
    Your daughter,
    Judith
    PS: Mom, it's not true. I'm next door at Sandy's. I just wanted to show you that there are worse things in life than my report card that's in my desk drawer...I love you!

  17. truegurl09 truegurl09
    posted a quote
    November 4, 2010 4:20pm UTC
    Boys are Stronger Than Girls?
    Please...
    Can you bleed for a week and survive?
    Can you squeeze 14 inch baby from a 9 centimeter hole?
    Can you carry a 7 pound baby in your stomach for 9 months?
    Can you take care of a child, cook, clean, and talk on the phone atonce?
    Can you carry 10 8 pound s.h.o.p.p.i.n.g b.a.g.s?
    Can you go a [[week]] only eating [[salad]]?
    Can you --->face heartbreak?
    Can you watch the (love of your life) be with someone else?
    Can you burn your forehead with a straightener and not complain?
    Can you wear a thin piece of s t r i n g in your a s s all day?
    Can you walk all day in 4 inch stilletos?
    Can you cry all night then wake up the next morning like everythings okay?
    I Didn't Think So.

  18. xoalicecullenxo xoalicecullenxo
    posted a quote
    November 7, 2010 7:18pm UTC
    I Was On Witty
    when I came across the page of a quiet girl that I recognized from school.
    I was shocked to see that her quotes were all heartbroken; she was so in love
    with this guy. her quotes had so much emotion put into them. she put in how
    she cries herself to sleep every night, how she's invisible to him, and then I saw
    one from the day my boyfriend and I started dating, and I saw that it said.......
    "today he asked her out, fml x/3"
    i realized... the girl she's so heartbroken over is the guy that I'm dating.
    so I texted him, and I dumped him. not hard, but I just simply dumped the guy.
    the following day, I was in the hallways, a few feet away from the girl's locker &
    my ex- boyfriend came up to me and said "what was that about last night?"
    I smiled, pointed to the girl, and said to him, "see that girl over there? yeah...
    she loves you more than I ever will."


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