10 Ways to have >insane< fun in a hospital
1. Walk around the halls with your robe tied in the front :)
2. Run out of the room screaming, "Where's my purple MONKEY?!"
3. You know your little beeper to get the nurse? Send a message in morse code to an old buddy :)
4. Stare at a self opening door for a while. When someone approaches you, tell them your looking for the handle.
5. When someone walks by your room, start screaming, "What do you MEAN Barbie broke up with Ken?!"
6. If you're having a regular conversation with someone, and a nurse comes, simply say, "But I don't feel dead."
7. If you're using the public bathroom and you hear someone walk in, scream, "OHHH! So I ate CORN last night!"
8. In the middle of the night, start singing Thriller.
9. When someone asks what you're "in for," start telling a complex story involving a whale and a praying mantis.
10. If the nurse asks if you need anything, tell her to get you some cereal with milk. When she returns, ask her where the milk came from. If she says a fridge, ask her what animal. If she says cow, tell her you don't drink cow milk. If she asks what type of milk you drink, tell her cat milk. If she tells you cats don't produce milk, raise your eyebrows and say, "That's not what life was like back on the farm!"
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