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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  3. Rkittyz Rkittyz
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2010 5:23pm UTC
    ***
    Drop everything now
    meet me in the pouring rain
    kiss me on the side walk
    take away the pain♥
    ***

  4. abbzx3 abbzx3
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2010 9:46pm UTC
    Creepy?
    Have a history teacher try to explain this to you.
    Abraham Lincoln was elected in Congress in
    1846.
    John F. Kennedy was elected in Congress in
    1946.
    Abraham Lincoln was elected president in
    1860.
    John F. Kennedy was elected president in
    1960.
    The names Lincoln and Kennedy
    both have seven letters.
    Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
    Both wives lost their children while living in the white house.
    Both presidents were shot on a friday.
    Both
    presidents were shot in the head.
    Lincoln's secretary was named
    Kennedy.
    Can you guess yet?
    Kennedy's secretary was named
    Lincoln.
    Both were assisnated by Southerners,
    both were succeeded by Southerners,
    Both successors were named Johnson.
    Lincoln's successor was born in
    1808.
    Kennedy's successor was born in
    1908.
    Lincoln's assinator was born in 1839,
    While Kennedy's was born in 1939.
    Both assassins were known by
    three names.
    Both names are composed of
    15 letters.
    It gets better;
    Lincoln was shot in a theatre named Kennedy;
    Kennedy was shot in a car named 'Lincoln'.
    Booth ran from a theatre and was caught in a warehouse.
    Oswald ran from a warehouse and was caught in a theatre.
    & here's the best part:
    A week before Lincoln's assissnation, he was in Monroe, Maryland.
    A week before Kennedy's assissnation, he was with
    Marilyn Monroe.

  5. This_Is_My_Jam_XD This_Is_My_Jam_XD
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2010 3:33pm UTC
    life's like a piano
    the white keys representing happiness
    and the black keys representing
    the Sadness \\ in between \\
    but as life goes on
    you'll realize the black keys make music, too
    ♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪
    not my format

  6. peaceouthippieSD peaceouthippieSD
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2010 12:29am UTC
    that awkward moment
    ❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄
    when santa has the same
    wrapping paper as your mom


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  8. xmicaelax xmicaelax
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2010 3:01pm UTC
    I'm sorry my phone keeps calling you. It's voice activated and I'm at the mall with Santa. Every time he says
    'Ho Ho Ho' it dials
    your number.

  9. kizzlepop kizzlepop
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2010 12:51am UTC
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  10. saraluvssapphy21 saraluvssapphy21
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2010 6:20am UTC
    I don't get jealous when
    I see my ex with someone
    else because my mom always
    told me to give my old toys to the
    less fortunate.

  11. liveyahlife77 liveyahlife77
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2010 8:44am UTC
    dear teenage and high school boys..
    your dick is not pinnochio's nose,
    lying about it's size will never make it bigger.
    sincerely,
    r e a l i t y

  12. Songbird Songbird
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2010 9:55pm UTC
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  13. bieberrxfeverrxforeverr bieberrxfeverrxforeverr
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2010 8:06pm UTC
    ♥♥♥♥♥♥
    I Guess I'd Rather Have Him In My Life, As A Friend Rather Than...
    Nothing At All

  14. CRAZiiiANDLOViiiNiiT CRAZiiiANDLOViiiNiiT
    posted a quote
    August 26, 2010 8:30pm UTC
    Look for the girl
    with the broken smile, ask her
    if she wants to stay awhile; And she will be loved♥
    format credit: sillyslinky

  15. xxBestDressFearlessxx xxBestDressFearlessxx
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2010 8:30pm UTC
    .I.want.to.be.the.girl.
    h e w r i t e s t h e l o v e s o n g s f o r
    ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥
    ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥
    ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥
    ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥
    ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥
    ♥ ♥ ♥
    ♥ ♥

  16. NeverLetGo_xoxo NeverLetGo_xoxo
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2010 3:02pm UTC
    I WANT TO BE YOUR FAVORITE HELLO && YOUR HARDEST GOODBYE ♥♥♥♥♥

  17. LilaaBean LilaaBean
    posted a quote
    August 26, 2010 12:35am UTC
    A kiss is just a kiss till it's with the one you love,♥
    A hug is just a hug till its the one you're thinking of.♥
    A dream is just a dream till you make it come true,♥
    Love is just a word till it's proven to you. ♥
    i love this

  18. TBAonmyown TBAonmyown
    posted a quote
    August 26, 2010 2:25pm UTC
    See that boy and girl over there?
    The way he looks at her
    The was she smiles and looks down
    The way he puts his arm around her
    How his mom is standing right there
    But they don't even care!
    The way she playfully pushes him
    The way he nudges her back
    See that boy and girl over there?
    ♥ They're in love ♥

  19. siliconeandpoetry siliconeandpoetry
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2010 1:46pm UTC
    I find it tragic
    That we live in a society
    More threatened by two men holding
    hands;
    Than two men holding
    GUNS

  20. x0x_jay_x0x x0x_jay_x0x
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2010 2:04am UTC
    ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
    You may never know how much you mean to me, and that's okay. I just want you to
    be happy,no matter what. So if dating her makes you happy,then so be it.

:)

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