This_Is_My_Jam

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it's been fun, witty. but i have bigger and better things to pursue. ~

being on here has been life changing. i'll never forget any of you, ♥

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This_Is_My_Jam_XD
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April 14, 2011 5:09pm UTC

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This_Is_My_Jam_XD
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March 10, 2011 5:21pm UTC

LEANING WHEN
the bowling ball
goes the wrong way.☻

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February 15, 2011 4:56pm UTC

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This_Is_My_Jam_XD
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January 28, 2011 6:26pm UTC

Funniest Joke Ever;
Lisa, a 21 year old lady, has just been left again by a man. She is heart broken and crying her yes out. Like many of us, she feels depressed when she's single. She is so sad she put's an ad in the newspaper. It reads: "Hello, my name is Lisa. I have been left so many times & I'm tired of it. I want a man who won't run away, won't hit me, and is great in bed.", then a phone number finished up the ad. She gets many calls and goes on many dates but none of them seem right. Then, one day, Lisa's doorbell rings. *ring* ;). A man in a wheelchair with no legs or arms is waiting for her. She asks, "What are you doing here?!" He replies, "I saw your ad in the paper." She seems confused. "I have no legs to run away, and no arms to abuse you with." He explained. She inquires "So what makes you think you're great in bed?" He answers, with a smurk on his face, " How do you think I rang the doorbell?'' ;)
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This_Is_My_Jam_XD
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January 18, 2011 10:34am UTC

Dear Witty,
I'm not sure why,
but calling someone
a fooking botch
just doesn't have the same ring to it.
Sincerely,
Everyone ♥
not my format*

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This_Is_My_Jam_XD
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January 15, 2011 8:57pm UTC

MAYBE WE SHOULD CHUG
on over to maymbe pamby land
[Where maybe]
we could buy some
self confidence for you
you jack wagon!!
...
Tissue ?
*throws tissue across room.*
c r y b a b y !
***geico commercial♥

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This_Is_My_Jam_XD
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December 28, 2010 11:51am UTC

texting someone next to you
The Stuff You Can't Say Aloud

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December 22, 2010 5:20pm UTC

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This_Is_My_Jam_XD
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December 14, 2010 3:33pm UTC

life's like a piano
the white keys representing happiness
and the black keys representing
the Sadness \\ in between \\
but as life goes on
you'll realize the black keys make music, too
♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪
not my format

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This_Is_My_Jam_XD
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November 30, 2010 4:10pm UTC

when i was her age
i lost my tooth..
not my virginity...
♥

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This_Is_My_Jam_XD
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November 27, 2010 7:55pm UTC

wi t ty i s just l i ke school ;
the pretty ones get all the attention
the average ones just get glanced at
and the ugly ones are utterly ignored [♥]

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This_Is_My_Jam_XD
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November 23, 2010 3:53pm UTC

Hey babe! Wanna come over to m y s p a c e and let me twitter your YAHOO! until you Google all over my facebook? ;Dthis literally took me hours!! [♥]

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This_Is_My_Jam_XD
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November 23, 2010 3:22pm UTC

2:25PM
It's my new 11;11 because it's when i'm done with school (:

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This_Is_My_Jam_XD
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November 16, 2010 3:54pm UTC

♥
that moment when,
you get
called to
[T H E O F F I C E]
"and everyone goes ooooh."

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