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This_Is_My_Jam_XD

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Member Since: 12 Nov 2010 06:28pm

Last Seen: 3 Jan 2012 08:45pm

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it's been fun, witty. but i have bigger and better things to pursue. ~

being on here has been life changing. i'll never forget any of you, ♥
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  1. This_Is_My_Jam_XD This_Is_My_Jam_XD
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2011 5:09pm UTC
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  2. This_Is_My_Jam_XD This_Is_My_Jam_XD
    posted a quote
    March 10, 2011 5:21pm UTC
    LEANING WHEN
    the bowling ball
    goes the wrong way.☻

  3. This_Is_My_Jam_XD This_Is_My_Jam_XD
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    February 15, 2011 4:56pm UTC
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  4. This_Is_My_Jam_XD This_Is_My_Jam_XD
    posted a quote
    January 28, 2011 6:26pm UTC
    Funniest Joke Ever;
    Lisa, a 21 year old lady, has just been left again by a man. She is heart broken and crying her yes out. Like many of us, she feels depressed when she's single. She is so sad she put's an ad in the newspaper. It reads: "Hello, my name is Lisa. I have been left so many times & I'm tired of it. I want a man who won't run away, won't hit me, and is great in bed.", then a phone number finished up the ad. She gets many calls and goes on many dates but none of them seem right. Then, one day, Lisa's doorbell rings. *ring* ;). A man in a wheelchair with no legs or arms is waiting for her. She asks, "What are you doing here?!" He replies, "I saw your ad in the paper." She seems confused. "I have no legs to run away, and no arms to abuse you with." He explained. She inquires "So what makes you think you're great in bed?" He answers, with a smurk on his face, " How do you think I rang the doorbell?'' ;)
    --fav if you get it!

  5. This_Is_My_Jam_XD This_Is_My_Jam_XD
    posted a quote
    January 18, 2011 10:34am UTC
    Dear Witty,
    I'm not sure why,
    but calling someone
    a fooking botch
    just doesn't have the same ring to it.
    Sincerely,
    Everyone ♥
    not my format*

  6. This_Is_My_Jam_XD This_Is_My_Jam_XD
    posted a quote
    January 15, 2011 8:57pm UTC
    MAYBE WE SHOULD CHUG
    on over to maymbe pamby land
    [Where maybe]
    we could buy some
    self confidence for you
    you jack wagon!!
    ...
    Tissue ?
    *throws tissue across room.*
    c r y b a b y !
    ***geico commercial♥

  7. This_Is_My_Jam_XD This_Is_My_Jam_XD
    posted a quote
    December 28, 2010 11:51am UTC
    texting someone next to you
    The Stuff You Can't Say Aloud

  8. This_Is_My_Jam_XD This_Is_My_Jam_XD
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    December 22, 2010 5:20pm UTC
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  9. This_Is_My_Jam_XD This_Is_My_Jam_XD
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2010 3:33pm UTC
    life's like a piano
    the white keys representing happiness
    and the black keys representing
    the Sadness \\ in between \\
    but as life goes on
    you'll realize the black keys make music, too
    ♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪
    not my format

  10. This_Is_My_Jam_XD This_Is_My_Jam_XD
    posted a quote
    November 30, 2010 4:10pm UTC
    when i was her age
    i lost my tooth..
    not my virginity...

  11. This_Is_My_Jam_XD This_Is_My_Jam_XD
    posted a quote
    November 27, 2010 7:55pm UTC
    wi t ty i s just l i ke school ;
    the pretty ones get all the attention
    the average ones just get glanced at
    and the ugly ones are utterly ignored [♥]

  12. This_Is_My_Jam_XD This_Is_My_Jam_XD
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2010 3:53pm UTC
    Hey babe! Wanna come over to m y s p a c e and let me twitter your YAHOO! until you Google all over my facebook? ;Dthis literally took me hours!! [♥]

  13. This_Is_My_Jam_XD This_Is_My_Jam_XD
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2010 3:22pm UTC
    2:25PM
    It's my new 11;11 because it's when i'm done with school (:

  14. This_Is_My_Jam_XD This_Is_My_Jam_XD
    posted a quote
    November 16, 2010 3:54pm UTC

    that moment when,
    you get
    called to
    [T H E O F F I C E]
    "and everyone goes ooooh."

:)

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