Funniest Joke Ever; Lisa, a 21 year old lady, has just been left again by a man. She is heart broken and crying her yes out. Like many of us, she feels depressed when she's single. She is so sad she put's an ad in the newspaper. It reads: "Hello, my name is Lisa. I have been left so many times & I'm tired of it. I want a man who won't run away, won't hit me, and is great in bed.", then a phone number finished up the ad. She gets many calls and goes on many dates but none of them seem right. Then, one day, Lisa's doorbell rings. *ring* ;). A man in a wheelchair with no legs or arms is waiting for her. She asks, "What are you doing here?!" He replies, "I saw your ad in the paper." She seems confused. "I have no legs to run away, and no arms to abuse you with." He explained. She inquires "So what makes you think you're great in bed?" He answers, with a smurk on his face, " How do you think I rang the doorbell?'' ;) --fav if you get it!
MAYBE WE SHOULD CHUG on over to maymbe pamby land [Where maybe] we could buy some self confidence for you you jack wagon!! ... Tissue ? *throws tissue across room.* c r y b a b y ! ***geico commercial♥
life's like a piano the white keys representing happiness and the black keys representing the Sadness \\ in between \\ but as life goes on you'll realize the black keys make music, too ♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪ not my format