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heyy! I hope you guys like all my quoets and if u take them idc just dont give credit to yourself!!!

I LOVEE playing soccer and tennis:)
and I <3 all my friends..u know who u r!

  1. xoxchatterboxox xoxchatterboxox
    posted a quote
    April 6, 2009 4:53pm UTC
    JUST
    Boys
    Being
    Boys ......
    THANK GOODNESS!

  2. xoxchatterboxox xoxchatterboxox
    posted a quote
    April 4, 2009 10:10am UTC
    DID YOU KNOW?
    When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ballpoint pens would not work in zero gravity. To combat the problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and $12 billion to develop a pen that writes in zero gravity, upside down, underwater, on almost any surface including glass and at temperatures ranging from below freezing to 300 C...........The Russians just used a pencil.
    *found it somewhere very funny!!!

  3. xoxchatterboxox xoxchatterboxox
    posted a quote
    April 4, 2009 10:05am UTC
    A man and a friend are playing golf one day at their local golf course. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course. He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes, and bows down in prayer. His friend says: “Wow, that is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen. You truly are a kind man.” The man then replies: “Yeah, well we were married 35 years.”
    * no credit to me just thought it was hilarrious!

  4. xoxchatterboxox xoxchatterboxox
    posted a quote
    March 29, 2009 9:21pm UTC
    Someday your prince charming will come. Mine just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.....

  5. xoxchatterboxox xoxchatterboxox
    posted a quote
    March 29, 2009 8:57pm UTC
    Falling in love is awfully simple,
    but falling out of love is simply awful.

  6. xoxchatterboxox xoxchatterboxox
    posted a quote
    March 29, 2009 8:48pm UTC
    Some of the greater things in life are unseen
    thats why you close your eyes when you
    kiss,
    cry,
    or dream...

  7. xoxchatterboxox xoxchatterboxox
    posted a quote
    March 3, 2009 10:07pm UTC
    Questions that haunt me...
    can you cry underwater?
    Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?
    Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?
    Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
    How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
    Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?
    Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?
    Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
    Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.
    Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
    If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?
    If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
    Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!
    Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
    Why did you just try singing the two songs above?
    Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
    found it in an old email...no credit rate if your wondering too....

  8. xoxchatterboxox xoxchatterboxox
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2009 7:09pm UTC
    Quote: (you can add color and formatting to your quotes now.)
    ........yaaayyy cause i couldnt do that before!!!

  9. xoxchatterboxox xoxchatterboxox
    posted a quote
    January 14, 2009 10:10am UTC
    All these girls are talking about
    OMG.......he broke my heart!!!
    news flash honey...if he broke your heart
    you'd be frickin DEAD!
    not mine but found it somewhere thought it was funny cause it does make sense!!!<33 rate it<3

  10. xoxchatterboxox xoxchatterboxox
    posted a quote
    January 14, 2009 10:02am UTC
    Just smile and wave boys....
    smile and wave.....
    madagascar<3 just thought it was funny rate high if u like it 2 <3

  11. xoxchatterboxox xoxchatterboxox
    posted a quote
    December 19, 2008 10:00pm UTC
    RANDOM QUESTION 1 OF 1:
    why does glue stick things together but,
    doesn't stick to the inside of the bottle?
    rate high if your wondering... and if you know PLEASE tell me!<3

  12. xoxchatterboxox xoxchatterboxox
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2008 9:50pm UTC
    HAVE YOU EVER....
    Loved this song sooo muchh
    BUT FORGOT WHAT ITS CALLED?
    * credit to me<3 unless u already wrote it..sry then..

  13. xoxchatterboxox xoxchatterboxox
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2008 12:43pm UTC
    Type your name with your nose!
    bridgtet- Bridgette, lol.
    vanessdsa- Vanessa :D ahhahahahhha!
    daqsey6- casey! waoh
    lilly- Lilly (: yay!
    daruibn- Darin
    racheol- Rachel almost!!!!!
    skye- Skye ;) woohoo.
    erica: Erica
    bella: Bella =D
    briana: yay (:
    kt- katieee (:
    beca- haha i was so close it's becca!
    marea- haha i did it!!
    t5q54qa-hahaha tara i suck! my nose is too fat!
    kayla-haha i did it!!
    becca-I DID IT! :]
    asfdrtioasnmasd-- haha.. its supposed to be adriana.. close enuff =D
    (the letters are in there somewhere...)
    gh49o545qjtyg-wow! ummm my names brittany..*puts hand on face with a confusening face
    qpo43e8w3-alexis wow that sucked!
    merideth yayyyyyyyyy i did it (:
    aooooooo3es-Alex hehe
    danielle- yay i did it ....im proud of my §elf...haha
    iq53 - omg its supposed to be kate
    LO80JJ-UHHH SUPPOSED TO BE ALLISON! HAHAA
    wsyauna-baha supposed to be shauna :]
    katie- katie im the bestttt. (;
    je4nna-supposed to be jenna=) close enough!

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