Questions that haunt me...
can you cry
underwater?
Why do you have to "put your two cents
in".. but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"?
Where's that extra penny going to?
Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck
wearing the clothes you were buried in for
eternity?
Why does a round pizza come in a square
box?
How is it that we put man on the moon before
we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on
luggage?
Why is it that people say they "slept
like a baby" when babies wake up like every two
hours?
Why are
you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?
Why do people pay to go up tall buildings
and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the
ground?
Why do doctors leave the room while you
change? They're going to see you naked anyway.
Why do toasters always have a setting that
burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being
would eat?
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why
is there a stupid song about him?
If the professor
on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't
he fix a hole in a boat?
Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto
remains on all fours? They're both dogs!
Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle
Little Star have the same tune?
Why did you just try singing the two songs
above?
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a
dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car
ride, he sticks his head out the window?
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