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  1. bina24babyxoxo bina24babyxoxo
    posted a quote
    April 8, 2009 5:41pm UTC
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  2. joejonasx3love joejonasx3love
    posted a quote
    April 22, 2009 11:19pm UTC
    20 random and useless facts
    1.budweiser conditions the hair
    2.pam cooking spray will dry fingernail polish
    3.cool whip conditions your hair in 15 minutes
    4.put elmers glue on your face and let it dry, peel off and see the dead skin and blackheads
    5.want shiny hair, use brewed lipton tea
    6.sunburn? use a large jar of nestea in your bath water
    7.burn your tounge? put sugar on it
    8.bee stings-use meat tenderizer
    9.stinky feet? JELLO!
    10.peanut butter get scratches off cds...wipe off with coffee filter paper
    11.pam cooking spray removes paint from your hands
    12.heavy dandruff? pur on vinegar
    13.a slinky will hold toast.
    14.to keep glasses from fogging, use colgate toothpaste
    15.if you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would produce enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee
    16.banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour
    17.an ostrich’s eye is bigger than its brain
    18.if you attempted to count to stars in a galaxy at a rate of one every second it would take around 3,000 years to count them all
    19.mel blanc, the voice of bugs bunny, is allergic to carrots
    20.cockroaches can live 9 days with out their heads

  3. Snowhoe1995 Snowhoe1995
    posted a quote
    April 22, 2009 9:21am UTC
    Im MoRe CoNfUsEd ThN
    a 15 YeAr OlD bOy
    WaKiNg Up On HiS gRaNdPaReNtS
    fRoNt LaWn......
    NaKeD

  4. xxhollisterxx3 xxhollisterxx3
    posted a quote
    April 16, 2009 7:29pm UTC
    you were like whoa
    and then i
    was like, whoa.
    and then you
    were like whoooooaa
    -Findind nemo<33
    Dont say i copied it got it
    off a website of movie quotes

  5. vllyball96 vllyball96
    posted a quote
    April 17, 2009 7:29pm UTC
    < stop at all the things you don't need
    ;pause at all your cherished moments
    9rewind all the good times
    :fast forward everything that is in the way
    4& & play it all over a

  6. ditzybrunett978 ditzybrunett978
    posted a quote
    April 6, 2009 4:44pm UTC
    * school uniforms *
    should be illegal

  7. MissKlutz1 MissKlutz1
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2009 9:01pm UTC
    questions that haunt me #15
    what happens when you get half
    scared to death twice?

  8. xoxchatterboxox xoxchatterboxox
    posted a quote
    April 4, 2009 10:05am UTC
    A man and a friend are playing golf one day at their local golf course. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course. He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes, and bows down in prayer. His friend says: “Wow, that is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen. You truly are a kind man.” The man then replies: “Yeah, well we were married 35 years.”
    * no credit to me just thought it was hilarrious!

  9. xoxchatterboxox xoxchatterboxox
    posted a quote
    March 29, 2009 8:48pm UTC
    Some of the greater things in life are unseen
    thats why you close your eyes when you
    kiss,
    cry,
    or dream...


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  12. krystalskulls krystalskulls
    posted a quote
    April 2, 2009 6:20pm UTC
    ()_()
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    (U U)3 *its a bunny in case you were wondering :]*
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    April 2, 2009 7:39pm UTC
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    April 2, 2009 8:02pm UTC
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    ♥edward cullen ♥ bella swan♥

  15. TripleThreat22 TripleThreat22
    posted a quote
    April 2, 2009 11:45pm UTC
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  16. mrs_nickjonass mrs_nickjonass
    posted a quote
    April 3, 2009 8:58pm UTC
    I can't believe it's not butter!

  17. llaurenn llaurenn
    posted a quote
    April 3, 2009 8:59pm UTC
    -->My knight in shining armor<--
    ::t u r n e d o u t t o b e::
    a LOSER in [aluminumfoil]
    not sure who first came up with this saying
    haha it's still funny-credit to them?

  18. xXLaughsalotgirl32Xx xXLaughsalotgirl32Xx
    posted a quote
    March 29, 2009 8:49pm UTC
    We were given:
    Two hands to hold.
    Two legs to walk.
    Two eyes to see.
    Two ears to listen.
    But why only one heart?
    Because the other was given to someone else;;
    For us to find.

  19. xXLaughsalotgirl32Xx xXLaughsalotgirl32Xx
    posted a quote
    March 30, 2009 2:53pm UTC
    The hardest thing to do is
    watch the one you love,
    →love someone else.

  20. xoxchatterboxox xoxchatterboxox
    posted a quote
    December 19, 2008 10:00pm UTC
    RANDOM QUESTION 1 OF 1:
    why does glue stick things together but,
    doesn't stick to the inside of the bottle?
    rate high if your wondering... and if you know PLEASE tell me!<3

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