why it's easier to be a man.......
Phone conversations last 30 seconds
You know useful stuff about tanks and airplanes
A 5 day vacation requires only one suitcase
Bathroom lines are 80% shorter
You can open all your own jars
Old friends don't give you crap if you've lost or gained weight
People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them
You don't have to lug a bag of "necessary" items with you everywhere you go
You can go to the bathroom alone
Your last name stays put
You can leave a hotel room bed unmade
You can kill your own food
The garage is all yours
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness
You never have to clean the toilet
You can be showered and ready in 10 minutes
Wedding plans take care of themselves
If someone forgets to invite you to something, they can still be your friend
Your underwear costs $7.50 for a pack of 3
None of your co-workers have the power to make you cry
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades
You don't have to shave below your neck
You can do your nails with a pocketknife
You don't have to curl up next to some big, hairy guy every night
If you're 34 and single, no one notices
Chocolate is just another snack
Flowers Fix Everything
You never have to worry about other people's feelings
Three pair of shoes are more than enough
You never have to miss a sexual opportunity because you're not in the mood
You can say anything and not worry about what people think
You can whip your shirt off on a hot day
Car mechanics tell you the truth
You don't give a flip if someone doesn't notice your new haircut
You can watch a game in silence for hours without your buddy thinking "He must be mad at me"
One mood, all the time
Gray hair and wrinkles add character
Wedding dress $2000, Tux rental $100 bucks
You don't care if someone is talking behind your back
You don't pass on the desert and then mooch off someone else's
The remote is yours and yours alone
You need not pretend you're "freshening up" when you go to the bathroom
If you don't call your buddy when you said you would, he won't tell your friends you've changed
If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you might become lifelong buddies
The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected
You can buy condoms without the shopkeeper imagining you naked
If something mechanical didn't work, you can bash it with a hammer and throw it across the room
You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt
New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet
You can write your name in the snow
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes
One wallet, one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons
Christmas shopping can be accomplished for 15 people on the day before Christmas and in 45 minutes
Same work ..... more pay
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