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  1. joejonasx3love joejonasx3love
    posted a quote
    June 7, 2009 5:41pm UTC
    me&+my girls;;
    we're so hot we make fire
    stop drop and roll
    credit tooooo????

  2. joejonasx3love joejonasx3love
    posted a quote
    June 7, 2009 1:45am UTC
    the guy may wear the
    pants in the relationship
    but i control the zipper(;
    saw it on photobucket;;thought it was cute

  3. joejonasx3love joejonasx3love
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2009 5:15pm UTC
    im not single
    im romantically challenged

  4. joejonasx3love joejonasx3love
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2009 11:27pm UTC
    Some questions to ponder
    Why can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance?
    Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
    If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
    Isn't it scary that doctors call what they do "practice"?
    Why is "abbreviation" such a long word?
    If you try to fail and succeed, which have you done?
    Why is a boxing ring square?
    Since bread is square, why is sandwich meat round?
    If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?
    When a cow laughs does milk come up its nose?
    If a baby's leg pops out at 11:59PM but his head doesn't come out until 12:01, which day was he born on?
    Why are the little styrofoam pieces called peanuts?
    Why does the Easter bunny carry eggs? Rabbits don't lay eggs.

  5. joejonasx3love joejonasx3love
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2009 11:02pm UTC
    z
    there are cooler ways to die.
    saw it on iconator.

  6. joejonasx3love joejonasx3love
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2009 11:00pm UTC
    þ`
    dont trash mee(;

  7. joejonasx3love joejonasx3love
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2009 11:55pm UTC
    i love you as much as
    spongebob loves jelly fishing
    squidward loves his clarinet
    mr. krabs loves money
    sandy loves karate
    and baby i need you more than plankton
    needs the krabby patty formula
    lazy on the colors.

  8. joejonasx3love joejonasx3love
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2009 11:31pm UTC
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  9. joejonasx3love joejonasx3love
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2009 11:20pm UTC
    im a teenage girl
    i am no where near perfect
    i eat when im bored.
    i fall for boys easily.
    im vulnerable to believing lies.
    im hoping that one day i wont need a fake smile.
    i live by quotes that explain what im going through.
    i make up excuses for everything.
    i have best friends and enemies.
    i have drama and enemies.
    ( [ and x thats x life ] )
    live it. love it. and learn from it.
    no credit

  10. joejonasx3love joejonasx3love
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2009 6:09pm UTC
    idon'twanthimtobeperfect
    i want him to l a u g h at me, trip me, && help me up...pick me
    up and then throw me in the pool. make me watch football for
    h o u r s, and take me to the arcade and beat me in air hockey
    most of all, i just want to be [ glad that he loves me ] <3
    saw this in someones aim profile

  11. joejonasx3love joejonasx3love
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2009 5:04pm UTC
    txexaxm jxaxcxoxb
    because real men dont sparkle(:

  12. joejonasx3love joejonasx3love
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2009 4:37pm UTC
    my night in shining armor
    turned out to be a loser in
    aluminum foil
    -credit to iconator

  13. joejonasx3love joejonasx3love
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2009 4:28pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  14. joejonasx3love joejonasx3love
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2009 3:49pm UTC
    it takes skill
    |to| x |trip| x |over| x |flat| x |surfaces| x

  15. joejonasx3love joejonasx3love
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2009 8:26pm UTC
    random phobias
    Catoptrophobia: Fear of mirrors.
    Chiraptophobia: Fear of being touched.
    Climacophobia: Fear of stairs, climbing or of falling downstairs.
    Spermatophobia or Spermophobia: Fear of germs.
    Belonephobia: Fear of pins and needles
    Ablutophobia- Fear of washing or bathing.
    Alektorophobia- Fear of chickens.
    Algophobia- Fear of pain.
    Alliumphobia- Fear of garlic.
    Allodoxaphobia- Fear of opinions.
    Altophobia- Fear of heights.
    Amathophobia- Fear of dust.
    Amaxophobia- Fear of riding in a car.
    Arachibutyrophobia- Fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of the mouth.
    Arithmophobia- Fear of numbers.
    Barophobia- Fear of gravity.
    Bibliophobia- Fear of books.
    Xanthophobia- Fear of the color yellow or the word yellow.
    Xenoglossophobia- Fear of foreign languages.
    Ambulophobia- Fear of walking.
    Zemmiphobia- Fear of the great mole rat.
    Japanophobia- Fear of Japanese.
    Kathisophobia- Fear of sitting down.
    Levophobia- Fear of things to the left side of the body

  16. joejonasx3love joejonasx3love
    posted a quote
    May 26, 2009 5:53pm UTC
    random fact
    Only about 5% of people dream in color.
    *dont kno what to put it under

  17. joejonasx3love joejonasx3love
    posted a quote
    May 26, 2009 5:47pm UTC
    random fact
    About 8,000 Americans are injured by musical instruments each year.

  18. joejonasx3love joejonasx3love
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2009 11:04pm UTC
    yay shawn and mark won dancing with the stars(:

  19. joejonasx3love joejonasx3love
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2009 8:32pm UTC
    [
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    Jonas Brothers;;world tour
    july 26 (: --------->cant wait

  20. joejonasx3love joejonasx3love
    posted a quote
    May 12, 2009 5:04pm UTC
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    music is my best friend

:)

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