Some questions to ponder
Why can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance?
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
Isn't it scary that doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why is "abbreviation" such a long word?
If you try to fail and succeed, which have you done?
Why is a boxing ring square?
Since bread is square, why is sandwich meat round?
If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?
When a cow laughs does milk come up its nose?
If a baby's leg pops out at 11:59PM but his head doesn't come out until 12:01, which day was he born on?
Why are the little styrofoam pieces called peanuts?
Why does the Easter bunny carry eggs? Rabbits don't lay eggs.