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  1. joejonasx3love joejonasx3love
    posted a quote
    May 11, 2009 10:39pm UTC
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    forever???? yeah right.

  2. joejonasx3love joejonasx3love
    posted a quote
    May 11, 2009 10:32pm UTC
    [
    ] summer 09
    make it something to remember

  3. joejonasx3love joejonasx3love
    posted a quote
    May 11, 2009 6:00pm UTC
    [
    ] ill be your hollister model
    if youll be my abercrombie stud

  4. joejonasx3love joejonasx3love
    posted a quote
    May 11, 2009 4:55pm UTC
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    try seeing things through my eyes

  5. joejonasx3love joejonasx3love
    posted a quote
    May 11, 2009 4:45pm UTC
    DEAR TUMMY;
    sorry about all rhe butterflies lately.
    but it's not my fault, it's his.

  6. joejonasx3love joejonasx3love
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    May 11, 2009 4:16pm UTC
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  7. joejonasx3love joejonasx3love
    posted a quote
    May 11, 2009 4:10pm UTC
    [
    ] be different
    stand out

  8. joejonasx3love joejonasx3love
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    May 11, 2009 4:05pm UTC
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    ive loved u since i first laed eyes on you

  9. joejonasx3love joejonasx3love
    posted a quote
    May 7, 2009 12:03am UTC
    lovemusic.soul.life.rocknroll.pop.hiphop.rap
    dance.love.lyrics.headphones.ipod.cd.addic
    tion.happiness.makemusic.notwar.my.drug
    livebreathmusic.whenthewordsfaiil.musiics
    peaks.mymediiciine.southesmysoul.iifthem
    usiicstooloud.yourtooold.musiiciis.myboyfrii
    end.bestfriend.saysthewords.weretooafraid
    tospeak.radiio.whatfeeliingis.soundliike.esc
    apefromliife.escappefromheartaches.some
    thiingtobelliieveiin.turniitup.louder.onlythiing
    thatmakesanysense.<3.donttstopthemusiic.
    relax.justdance.iitwillbeok.nomusiic.noliifee.
    danceflloor.besiilly.becrazy.liiveformusiic.its.
    amaziing.letgo.unwiind.song.shuuuttttuppp.
    anddance.sing.forever.makesmethingofyou
    musiicsliiketherapy.iitunes.crankiitupp.!just
    gocrazy.dontstop.repllay.rockstars.famouss
    iidontwanagrowup.rhythm.play.nomusic???
    iiddiie.shakeeiiit.thatswhatmusiiciiis.LOVE!!
    love.love.love.love.love.love.love.love.love<3
    looks bad but oh well

  10. joejonasx3love joejonasx3love
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2009 11:58pm UTC
    GIRLS ARE LIKE APPLES
    the best ones are at the top of the trees.
    the boys dont want to reach for the good
    ones because theyre afraid of falling and
    getting hurt. instead they jsut get the rotten
    apples that are on the ground that aren't
    as good, but easy. so the apples at the
    top think theres something wrong with
    them when in reality they're amazing
    they just have to wait for the right boy
    to come along. the one whos brave
    enough to climb all the way to the top.
    -PETE WENTZ

  11. joejonasx3love joejonasx3love
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2009 11:45pm UTC
    i want someone who just
    wants to be n e a r me, to
    whisper in my ear. to hold
    my hand, to put my hair back
    behind my ear when it f a l l s
    front, to wrap me in his arms,
    and tells me he loves me.
    *no crediitt

  12. joejonasx3love joejonasx3love
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2009 11:39pm UTC
    THINGS TO DO TODAY:
    1. wake up
    2. miss you
    3. survive

  13. joejonasx3love joejonasx3love
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2009 11:32pm UTC
    they say disney world
    is the "h a p p i e s t place on earth"
    obviously;* they've never been in
    your arms;*<3
    *not mineee

  14. joejonasx3love joejonasx3love
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    April 30, 2009 11:21pm UTC
    random and useless facts [ { #2 } ]
    1. Some lions mate over 50 times a day
    2. A mole can dig a hole 300 feet deep in one night
    3. The Blue Whale's tongue weighs more than an adult elephant
    4. Club Direct, a travel insurance company in Britain, provides insurance plans for protection from falling coconuts
    5. Kleenex tissues were originally used as filters in gas masks
    6. A Boeing 747 airliner holds 57,285 gallons of fuel
    7. Canada is an Indian word meaning "Big Village".
    8. A group of kangaroos is called a mob
    9. The 'vintage date' on a bottle of wine indicates the year the grapes were picked, not the year of bottling
    10. Seaweed can grow up to 12 inches per day
    11. A cat has 32 muscles in each ear
    12. Tigers have striped skin, not just striped fur
    13. A pregnant goldfish is called a twit
    14. A dragonfly has a lifespan of 24 hours
    15. A goldfish has a memory span of three seconds
    16. A quarter has 119 grooves around the edge
    17. A dime has 118 ridges around the edge
    18. The plastic things on the end of shoelaces are called aglets
    19. It was discovered on a space mission that a frog can throw up. The
    frog throws up it's stomach first, so the stomach is dangling out of it's
    mouth. Then the frog uses it's forearms to dig out all of the stomach's
    contents and then swallows the stomach back down again.
    20. The giant squid has the largest eyes in the world
    21. In England, the Speaker of the House is not allowed to speak
    22. A donkey will sink in quicksand but a mule won't
    23. The letters KGB stand for Komitet Gosudarstvennoy Bezopasnosti
    24. Virgina Woolf wrote all her books standing
    25. A group of unicorns is called a blessing

  15. joejonasx3love joejonasx3love
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2009 5:55pm UTC
    i love you<!3

  16. joejonasx3love joejonasx3love
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    April 22, 2009 11:19pm UTC
    20 random and useless facts
    1.budweiser conditions the hair
    2.pam cooking spray will dry fingernail polish
    3.cool whip conditions your hair in 15 minutes
    4.put elmers glue on your face and let it dry, peel off and see the dead skin and blackheads
    5.want shiny hair, use brewed lipton tea
    6.sunburn? use a large jar of nestea in your bath water
    7.burn your tounge? put sugar on it
    8.bee stings-use meat tenderizer
    9.stinky feet? JELLO!
    10.peanut butter get scratches off cds...wipe off with coffee filter paper
    11.pam cooking spray removes paint from your hands
    12.heavy dandruff? pur on vinegar
    13.a slinky will hold toast.
    14.to keep glasses from fogging, use colgate toothpaste
    15.if you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would produce enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee
    16.banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour
    17.an ostrich’s eye is bigger than its brain
    18.if you attempted to count to stars in a galaxy at a rate of one every second it would take around 3,000 years to count them all
    19.mel blanc, the voice of bugs bunny, is allergic to carrots
    20.cockroaches can live 9 days with out their heads

  17. joejonasx3love joejonasx3love
    posted a quote
    April 19, 2009 10:51pm UTC
    i wish i could shoot bacon out of my eyes.
    -joe jonas

  18. joejonasx3love joejonasx3love
    posted a quote
    April 19, 2009 10:50pm UTC
    "i wana record a song with michael jackson, but i want a wall between us"
    -joe jonas

  19. joejonasx3love joejonasx3love
    posted a quote
    April 19, 2009 10:18pm UTC
    if you live to be 100
    i hope i live to be 100 minus 1 day,
    so i n e v e r have to live without y o u.
    -winnie the pooh

  20. joejonasx3love joejonasx3love
    posted a quote
    April 19, 2009 9:53pm UTC
    life's a climb
    [ { but the view is great } ]

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