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  1. Michiexx Michiexx
    posted a quote
    October 24, 2011 8:16am UTC
    Hey,you awake?
    No,i'm skydiving...
    not my format.

  2. jillybean jillybean
    posted a quote
    October 23, 2011 8:43pm UTC
    .____________________.
    It's a whale
    How do you have friends?
    .___________________.
    Baby whale

  3. BRUNOMARSISAMAZING BRUNOMARSISAMAZING
    posted a quote
    October 23, 2011 8:49pm UTC
    Harry Potter
    On facebook during class! WOO HOO!
    24 hours ago · comment · like
    Ron Weasly likes this
    Severus Snape
    Turn to page three hundred and ninety four.
    23 hours ago · Like
    Harry Potter
    O_O
    22 hours ago · Like

  4. JustDropItLikeItsHot JustDropItLikeItsHot
    posted a quote
    October 24, 2011 6:07pm UTC
    My childhood was destroyed
    when i turned 11 and didn't get my
    Hogwarts acceptance letter.

  5. xoxoFearlessxoxo xoxoFearlessxoxo
    posted a quote
    October 24, 2011 3:39pm UTC
    Only. 90's. Kids.
    Will remember the dancing lobsters from the Amanda show.♥
    Fave if you think I should do a series! of only 90's kids quotes!

  6. hopelesslyinlove6 hopelesslyinlove6
    posted a quote
    October 24, 2011 4:14pm UTC
    Like this if you're single
    correction: too sexy for everyone
    nmf

  7. xosoccerchic10xo xosoccerchic10xo
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2011 4:10pm UTC
    there's always that one kid ;
    who randomly falls out of their chair in the middle of class .❤

  8. LightbulbsRock LightbulbsRock
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2011 4:20pm UTC
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  9. Jesslooovesyou97 Jesslooovesyou97
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2011 4:39pm UTC
    ▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌
    ‎1) Go to youtube
    2) go to a random video
    3) Pause at 0:00
    4) Hold left arrow
    5)Hit up arrow
    6)Have fun playing snake
    7) Like if it works!
    ▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌

  10. ohxhelloxthere ohxhelloxthere
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2011 4:59pm UTC
    four main reasons a girl
    will stop texting back.
    One - You said something that made her mad
    Two - You just started to get boring
    Three - She fell asleep
    Four - You said the letter "K"
    Not my format

  11. ilovemycraziess ilovemycraziess
    posted a quote
    January 10, 2011 7:45pm UTC
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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  13. oXHuntressXo oXHuntressXo
    posted a quote
    November 5, 2010 4:30pm UTC
    Mulan is the best disney princess.
    She joined the army,
    made everyone think she was a guy,
    made the captain think he was gay,
    totally defeated the huns
    AND saved China.
    All sleeping beauty did was wake up.
    oXHuntressXo ©

  14. averageemily23 averageemily23
    posted a quote
    November 6, 2010 4:42pm UTC
    today,
    at badminton practice, our coach made us run around the track with our rackets held up. Some football players were stretching on the track and blocking our way. Instead of asking them to move, our team captain yelled "For Narnia!" and we proceeded to charge the players. Needless to say, we chased them off the track. One kid even pretended to die when he was jabbed with a racket. I love my school.
    MLIA.

  15. organizationqueen organizationqueen
    posted a quote
    November 1, 2010 10:25pm UTC
    Today, I was annoyed by all the telemarketers calling me.
    When one called I said
    "Child molesters residence, you steal 'em we feel 'em."
    They never called again.
    MLIA

  16. stephh_xo stephh_xo
    posted a quote
    November 1, 2010 7:04pm UTC
    A million words would not bring you back, I know because I've tried. Neither would a million tears, I know because I've cried.
    not my quote

  17. tteeheex0x tteeheex0x
    posted a quote
    November 1, 2010 8:46pm UTC
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  18. caseyforlifee caseyforlifee
    posted a quote
    November 1, 2010 7:33pm UTC
    This Is How It Went down..
    me: have u ever even just a little realised i like you!?
    Him: Yes I Have(:
    Me: Do u like me? Even just a little?
    *no response 30 minutes*
    Me: ok, i must of scared you away...
    //like every boy//
    Him: You never scared me away. at all. i was taking the time to think of something to say that wouldn't make me sound weird but im just gunna come out in say it!
    Me: Shoot.
    Him: Since The First day You moved here last year,I have had my eyes on you and every minute and every second of the day, i think about you.
    I dont Just Like You.
    I love You.
    We have a keeper(:

  19. Briitney Briitney
    posted a quote
    November 1, 2010 5:43pm UTC
    Yeah yeah,
    Kesha can spell dinosaur
    Jason Derulo can spell solo
    Fergie can spell glamorous
    And Gwen Stefani can spell bananas.
    But we all know, the true talent lies within Spongebob.
    F-U-N

  20. xthatsxlifex xthatsxlifex
    posted a quote
    November 1, 2010 4:17pm UTC
    long but worth reading
    have you ever looked at her?
    you know, that one heartbroken girl.
    have you ever really looked at her? not just a glance. you have to look at what she really looks like. that's when you'll see the true heartbreak. her tired, lifeless eyes that used to seem so bright and sparkly. the way she keeps her arms wrapped around herself, almost as if she's keeping herself from falling apart. her fake, half smile she keeps just so people won't ask what's the matter. the way her laugh seems to crack every time, because halfway through she remembers that boy. she won't talk about boys much either, because all she can talk about is him, but no one wants to hear it anymore. if you really, truly look at this girl, you'll see it all. you'll realize her spirit has disappeared. she's hanging by a string.
    she's not living,
    she's existing.

:)

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