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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  2. LeiLei_ LeiLei_
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2011 9:02pm UTC
    F ufFkuck Everybody
    >> >> except you
    you're kind of cool

  3. PlayOnPlayaaxxo PlayOnPlayaaxxo
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2011 10:09pm UTC
    When I was your Age...
    I played with crayons.Not condoms.
     
    nmf.

  4. juicylouisprada juicylouisprada
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2011 6:56pm UTC
    Life would be perfect if:
    1. Some girls had mute buttons.
    2. Some guys had edit buttons.
    3. Hard times had fast forward buttons
    4. And good times had pause buttons♥

  5. xoxwriterxox xoxwriterxox
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2011 11:35pm UTC
    I want a boyfriend...
    I can take cute pictures with. :p

  6. bold_as_lovex23 bold_as_lovex23
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2011 9:36pm UTC
    here's for the girls who
    who have had their heart broken by a guy
    that they never even dated....

  7. Katherine Katherine
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2011 5:12pm UTC
    Time spent after I finish my test in class
    5%; re-check answers
    5%; erase answers & make them look neater
    other 90%; Wait for someone else to turn in their test first

  8. GummyCasserole GummyCasserole
    posted a quote
    September 3, 2011 12:11am UTC
    Only two can keep a secret
    if one of them is dead. ♥

  9. ColorMeeSamm ColorMeeSamm
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2011 11:08pm UTC
    Is it just me, or...
    do you always wonder who is looking at your facebook?

  10. missluckyclover missluckyclover
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2011 5:11pm UTC
    It's football season...
    so all the hot players are walking around in their jerseys at school. ♥

  11. sarahmarlowXxx sarahmarlowXxx
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2011 5:50pm UTC
    When i was little my dad used to show
    me pictures of why its important
    to always use a condom. Funny
    thing is, they were all
    just pictures of me....

  12. ry22 ry22
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2011 10:34pm UTC
    Boys Who...
    get jealous when you talk to your guy friend
    (admit it. its cute)

  13. singxlovex4 singxlovex4
    posted a quote
    September 3, 2011 1:32am UTC
    My Brother Is Pretty Old And Still Believe's In Santa.
    He has Down Syndrome though.
    When my mom was trying to convince him Santa wasn't real, he wasn't accepting it and she was getting frustrated.
    Finally, she said:
    "Raymond, do you honestly think a man flies around on Christmas Eve?"
    Raymond: "Of course not!"
    My mom was pretty happ-
    "Reindeer do!"
    .. your a clever one Ray. click the {♥} if you get it

  14. liveandlove98 liveandlove98
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2011 7:01pm UTC
    When guys
    DO THAT HALF SMILE

    mfn

  15. dancerox543 dancerox543
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2011 10:17pm UTC
    My texting speed
    automatically increases
    When i'm mad.

  16. Elenabieber10 Elenabieber10
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2011 6:36pm UTC
    friends are like snowflakes
    if you pee on them they disappear

    nmf

  17. vickyxo vickyxo
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2011 7:14pm UTC
    theres always a little;
    truth behind every ''i dont know''
    curiosity behind every'' just wondering''
    pain behind every ''its okay''
    love behind ''i hate you''
    i need you behind every ''leave me alone''
    & alot of words behind the silence

  18. sparkly_rain_bows321 sparkly_rain_bows321
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2011 9:34pm UTC
    Not knowing
    how to respond when a little kid asks you and a guy, if you two "play with each other".

  19. kenzie10 kenzie10
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2011 5:02pm UTC
    You were always meant
    to walk away.

  20. xXxlibbyluxXx xXxlibbyluxXx
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2011 9:48pm UTC
    Dear Poptarts,
    » no one likes the part
    with no icing :) «
    Format by Sandrasaurus

:)

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