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  1. courtneygoesraw courtneygoesraw
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2011 10:42pm UTC
    \(.__.\)
    to the window.
    (/.__.)/
    to the wall.

  2. allicanbeisme allicanbeisme
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2011 6:27am UTC
    Can we get 2,976 favs to remember the 2,976 people who died on 09/11/01?
    Okay, so I don’t expect THAT many but at least 100, not for me but in loving memory for all those killed in 9/11.
    <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3

  3. EmmaleeeGrace EmmaleeeGrace
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2011 11:59pm UTC
    locking your pet in your room
    to make it spend time with you.

  4. memoriescutlikeknives memoriescutlikeknives
    posted a quote
    April 18, 2011 4:00pm UTC
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  5. XoNewYorkBabeoX XoNewYorkBabeoX
    posted a quote
    April 9, 2011 11:10am UTC
    ** * * * * * ** **
    God never gives us anything
    that he doesn't think we can handle in life
    I just wish he didn't trust me so much
    ** * * * * * ** **
    Credit to my best friend xokkcutie4eva

  6. iwrotethisforyou iwrotethisforyou
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2011 4:28pm UTC
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  7. BEACHYLOVE BEACHYLOVE
    posted a quote
    April 1, 2011 8:27pm UTC
    Boob
    It’s a PERFECT word.
    The B looks like an aerial view of them
    The 2 o’s look like a front view
    And the little b looks like a side view
    SEE?!
    aerial: front: side:
    B oo b
    my friend showed me this and it blew my mind:)

  8. EdwardScissorhands EdwardScissorhands
    posted a quote
    March 15, 2011 3:54pm UTC
    anyone else realize;
    how in all Disney shows, one of the parents is always fat?

  9. Liveyybabyy Liveyybabyy
    posted a quote
    February 3, 2011 12:50pm UTC
    black backround : <div style="background-color: black;">
    spacing of lines closer : <div style="line-height: 10px;">
    text squished together : <div style="letter-spacing: -3px">
    FONTS
    Rage Italic LET
    <span style="font-family: Rage Italic LET">
    segoe script
    <span style="font-family: 'segoe script';">
    segoe print
    <span style="font-family: 'segoe print';">
    Mistral
    <span style="font-family: Mistral;">
    Papyrus
    <span style="font-family: Papyrus;">
    Vladimir Script
    <span style="font-family: Vladimir Script;">
    french script
    <span style="font-family: French Script MT;">
    Cambria
    <span style="font-family: cambria;">
    SHADOWS
    Blue Shadows = <span style="text-shadow: 1px 3px 9px blue;">
    Red Shadows = <span style="text-shadow: 1px 3px 9px red;">
    Green Shadows = <span style="text-shadow: 1px 3px 9px green;">
    Orange Shadows = <span style="text-shadow: 1px 3px 9px orange;">
    Yellow Shadows = <span style="text-shadow: 1px 3px 9px yellow;">
    Pink Shadows = <span style="text-shadow: 1px 3px 9px pink;">
    lack shadows = <span style="text-shadow: 1px 3px 9px black;">
    Purple Shadows <span style="text-shadow: 1px 3px 9px purple;">
    FADES:
    http://patorjk.com/text-color-fader/
    OTHER:
    ☠ ☮ ☯ ♥ ☽ ☼ ☀ ☁ ☂ ★ ☆ ✮ ✯ ♪ ♩
    ♫ ♬ ✦ ✧ ❤ ❥ ❦ ❧ ™ ® © ღ ツ ⇨ ❝ ❞

  10. XoNewYorkBabeoX XoNewYorkBabeoX
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2010 5:36pm UTC
    Have you ever stopped and thought for a moment about what it really means when you say "Oh that's so Gay !" or "Omg that's so retarted !" Try thinking of the person behind the jokes. In a different perspective what is normal? Or different ? Because after all the world would be very boring if we were all this same.
    We can change our world... together... but not if we are severed by immaturity.
    Stand Tall And Rise Together, We Can Make Things Better.
    If you took the time to read this... I love you :)

  11. MeBeNiKsiE MeBeNiKsiE
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2010 2:48pm UTC
    TODAY,
    I saw a cute little six or seven year old girl wearing Hannah Montana socks.
    I asked her if she liked Hannah Montana.
    She said no; she liked to wear these socks,
    because she got to step on Miley Cyrus every time she walked.
    I l o v e t h i s k i d .
    MLIA :)

  12. TogetherForever TogetherForever
    posted a quote
    November 28, 2010 9:07pm UTC
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  13. CoNdOrS42 CoNdOrS42
    posted a quote
    November 29, 2010 7:35pm UTC
    One Day
    An English professor gave his students a sentence:
    "A woman without her man is nothing."
    He told everyone to put in punctuation. Then after a few minutes he told one of the boys to come up and write it on the board. So he wrote:
    "A woman without her man, is nothing."
    All the boys laughed and they put the same thing. The girls looked at them and smirked. The teacher then called up a girl to write her version and she walked up to the board with pride. When she got there she wrote:
    "A woman: without her, man is nothing."
    (:
    not mine credit to whoever

  14. thebombbb thebombbb
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2010 9:36pm UTC
    Sandy: I like karate!
    Spongebob: I like kar-ah-tay!
    Mr Krabs: I like mon-e-ay!
    Squidward: I hate all of you.

  15. chica0814 chica0814
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2010 8:05pm UTC
    *Blonde Joke...
    |
    | Two blondes walked into a shop
    | and they were really happy, so
    | the shopkeeper said:_______
    | "Why are you 2 so happy?"_
    | The blondes replied: _____
    | "Because we finished a jigsaw_
    | puzzle in 3 days and on the box it
    | said 3-4 years.
    |
    | Favorite if you get it(;

  16. sucker_for_love sucker_for_love
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2010 2:58pm UTC
    On Monday, my school made an announcement that they are banning I ♥ Boobies bracelets.
    Today, this girl came into class with AT LEAST 10 i ♥ boobies bracelets on EACH arm.
    She got sent to the deans office for refusing to take them off. I'm not sure what happened to her but i know that she wore them for the rest of the day.
    Her mom died of breast cancer 3 years ago..
    She is a real inspiration.

  17. iminlovewithnicholasjerryconnor iminlovewithnicholasjerryconnor happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    November 20, 2010 10:42pm UTC
    It's called love;)105
    Me: Sam what is this?
    Sam: You told me to talk to you. Here I am baby,
    I am always here for you. Now tell me why you called
    Me here.
    Me: I don’t know what to do..
    Sam: you haven’t read the letter yet.
    Me: no, I don’t want to let you go, if I read it..That’s it.
    That’s the last thing you’ve said to me.
    Sam: I couldn’t say goodbye to you like that, I left you
    Messages don’t you worry baby girl, remember how we
    Watched p.s. I love you?
    Me: yeah?
    Sam: I left you little message like that, but not as awesome as
    Gerard Butler got to.
    Me: Sam this is a dream, this isn’t real, and you didn’t
    Really leave me any notes.
    Sam: I know baby but I talked to the big guy, I am here right now.
    Look under P.S. I Love You, its on the top shelf next to the teddy
    I got you, you were looking for it a few months ago, I hid it. The note is
    Under it.. I left them in order with little hints where they are. But you
    Have to think. Im the only one in on this so don’t be asking people
    Because I didn’t give them to them.
    Me: whats going happen if there isn’t anything there?
    Sam: you will cry, you will be disappointed, you will break down.
    Me: is that what you want?
    Sam: why don’t you go look right now..and tell me what happened
    Me: I don’t want to leave you..

  18. iminlovewithnicholasjerryconnor iminlovewithnicholasjerryconnor happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    November 20, 2010 10:32pm UTC
    It's called love;)103
    I’ll be here sitting by you when you cry, I’ll be there when you’re happy, I’ll be at your first college football or basketball game which ever you choose, and most importantly I will be there standing next to you at your wedding. Even if you marry Natalie ( I have a good feeling about that but if you are read this to her leave some parts about her especially this part out). Don’t be scared to cry if you remember some memories, it’s good to let it out here and there. Don’t forget to talk to me. I’ll always be here Justin, don’t make me have to do some paranormal crap to remind you I am here. I want you to tell me stuff! But only when you’re alone, because we can’t have people think you are crazy. I’ll be there, I’ll show you in the littlest ways, even if it’s just a little feeling you have that I’m there, I am. I’ll bring some smells to remind you I am here, I don’t know I’m not dead yet, I don’t know what I can do, but I am sure I can randomly spark a memory in your head and that’ll be me. I will try to help you out in some games, but like I said I’m not sure all I can do. Right now I feel at ease, knowing you two are going to be okay. Don’t worry if you forget some stuff, you’re going to get old, you will forget some inside jokes and you will forget some memories, but don’t be stressed out, they will come back to you sometime. Also don’t forget to live. LIVE YOUR LIFE! You are going to get through this.
    I love you man.
    --your Sammie boy (;
    p.s. don’t forget to remember me.

  19. iminlovewithnicholasjerryconnor iminlovewithnicholasjerryconnor happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    November 20, 2010 10:30pm UTC
    It's called love;)102
    you’re okay, I’m okay, everyone’s going to die eventually, I just had to go earlier because I had to make sure there’s a nice home to welcome you and Natalie, and everyone into once you come to see me. DO NOT DO ANYTHING STUPID JUSTIN. Do NOT leave Natalie alone. She loves you Justin, and she’s going to need you at one point. She can’t get through this by herself. Now don’t get me wrong she’s a very strong girl, and you know this, but we’ve talked Justin, she’s okay right now, but there will be a point where she lets her guard down. She’s going to break down; she can’t be strong and hold it all in forever. Please don’t let her be alone, comfort her. I know you will, I don’t know why I even told you that because you have always been there for her. I know you will always be there for her. But please don’t miss the little signs she’ll be showing. Don’t push her away either Justin. She LOVES you! She cares about you, and she’d going to WANT to be there for you. She’s going to try, do NOT push her away. As I write I realize these are going to be the last words I will ever say to you. I should probably think of something smart and inspiring and incredible haha. I don’t know yet, but Justin it’s sad, but I’m not worried, I know you will be okay. I am going to always be here for you.

  20. iminlovewithnicholasjerryconnor iminlovewithnicholasjerryconnor happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    November 20, 2010 10:29pm UTC
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