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sucker_for_love

1. sucker_for_love
   posted a quote
   July 25, 2012 1:06pm UTC
   That Awkward Moment
   ----> when the phone rings and you go to pick it up, and it turns out to be for your parents. But they don't ask for them, they just continue talking about something like your current insurance policy and your wondering whether or not you should interrupt to say they're not home. And when they finish they realize they were talking to a clueless teenager and feel awkward.
   
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2. sucker_for_love
   posted a quote
   July 25, 2012 1:04pm UTC
   I hate going out
   with my best friend
   because i don't stand a chance with any guy
   with her standing next to me.
   not my format :)
   
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3. sucker_for_love
   posted a quote
   July 25, 2012 12:51pm UTC
   Every single year i make SUPER high expectations for the summer.
   Every single summer ends up the same..
   Every single summer i tell myself next year will be different. I'll get out of the house more.
   And every single summer i realize how much work that would require.
   nmf
   
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4. sucker_for_love
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   July 24, 2012 4:40pm UTC
   Me cleaning my room:
   Me: OMG! A $10 bill!
   2 seconds later...
   Me: OMG! What's that crawling on it?!?!
   
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5. sucker_for_love
   posted a quote
   July 24, 2012 4:34pm UTC
   me: Mom! I'm hungry!
   mom: Well, what do you want?
   me: I don't know!
   mom: Do you want a sandwhich?
   me: no.
   mom: Do you want a salad?
   me: no.
   mom: Do you want soup?
   me: no.
   mom: Pizza?
   me: no.
   mom: Mozzarella Sticks?
   me: no.
   mom: Filet Mignon?
   me: no.
   mom: Escargot?
   me: no.
   mom: Caviar?
   me: no.
   mom: Lobster Thermider?
   me: no.
   mom:
   me:
   mom:
   me:
   mom:
   me:
   mom:
   me: Nutella it is!
   mom: Oh my gosh.
   
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6. sucker_for_love
   posted a quote
   July 23, 2012 4:55pm UTC
   i hate it when people pour my cereal
   they don't know how much milk i like
   they don't know how much cereal i want
   they don't know me
   they don't know my life
   they don't know what i've been through
   
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7. sucker_for_love
   posted a quote
   June 11, 2012 4:52pm UTC
   OMG. 1 new notification!
   ...
   oh. that's just me.
   
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8. sucker_for_love
   posted a quote
   June 11, 2012 4:39pm UTC
   We should be able to text
   911, you know, just in case
   you're hiding from a killer
   and can't talk.
   ....
   Operator: 911, whats ur emrgnc?
   Texter: A mam is too young to bill me!
   Operator: Im sry?
   Texter: HAH AUTO CORRECT!
   Operator: LOLOLOL
   
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9. sucker_for_love
   posted a quote
   May 27, 2012 8:02pm UTC
   Everybody is a genius.
   But if you judge a fish by its
   ability to climb a tree, it will
   live its whole life
   believing that it is stupid.
   -Albert Einstein
   Format by twilightgirl995
   
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10. sucker_for_love
    posted a quote
    February 12, 2012 9:04pm UTC
    Maybe you don't need the whole world to love you, ya know?
    maybe you just need one person.
    -the wisdom of Kermit the frog
    
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11. sucker_for_love
    posted a quote
    February 12, 2012 8:54pm UTC
    not enough dressing on my salad
    now my salad tastes like salad..
    
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12. sucker_for_love
    posted a quote
    February 12, 2012 8:49pm UTC
    You know that awesome feeling when you finally understand math?
    Me neither.
    
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13. sucker_for_love
    posted a quote
    February 12, 2012 8:34pm UTC
    Honeslty,,
    i can never get a top quote, no matter how hard i try. Even on Witty
    I'm not good
    enough
    
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14. sucker_for_love
    posted a quote
    February 12, 2012 8:22pm UTC
    We live in the
    era of smart phones
    and stupid people.
    
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15. sucker_for_love
    posted a quote
    February 12, 2012 8:12pm UTC
    Never confuse
    EDUCATION
    with INTELLIGENCE.
    format by jimmy365
    
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16. sucker_for_love
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    February 12, 2012 7:44pm UTC
    Friends are like snowflakes. If you
    pee on them, they disappear.
    format by jimmy365
    
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17. sucker_for_love
    posted a quote
    February 12, 2012 7:02pm UTC
    A PUSH UP BRA
    IS LIKE A BAG
    OF CHIPS; YOU
    OPEN IT AND
    IT'S HALF EMPTY.
    
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18. sucker_for_love
    posted a quote
    February 12, 2012 6:59pm UTC
    Stalker is such a harsh word....
    i prefer valentine
    ♥
    c0f93996-3a2f-4636-9651-2d793222a2e0
    1.03.01
    
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19. sucker_for_love
    posted a quote
    February 12, 2012 6:49pm UTC
    You know you're lazy when
    you get excited over cancelled plans.
    -_-
    c0f93996-3a2f-4636-9651-2d793222a2e0
    1.03.01
    
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20. sucker_for_love
    posted a quote
    January 28, 2012 11:38am UTC
    Today, I went into a store. and I saw a sign that says BIG SALE! I see a shirt i really like marked down to $15. But I saw the original price,too. It said $10.I'm confused.
    
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