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  1. iminlovewithnicholasjerryconnor iminlovewithnicholasjerryconnor
    posted a quote
    May 30, 2009 12:53pm UTC
    Girl: What's wrong? You seem down.
    Boy: It's just, I have a problem...can i talk to you about it?
    Girl: Well of course you can..im always here for you
    Boy: well, i love this girl, shes perfect from top to bottom
    Girl: and your problem is?
    Boy: I want her alot, i want to be able to call her mine, i dont
    want to see her with anyone else but me..
    Girl: Then tell her!
    Boy: She won't like me...
    Girl: How do you know that?
    Boy: I can just tell.
    Girl: I'm sure she'd love to know.
    Boy: What would I say?
    Girl: Just tell her how much you love her!
    Boy: I cant do that
    Girl: And why is that?
    Boy: what if she doesnt like me like that?
    What if we are just friends?. and i tell her and it ruins everything?
    Girl: if it does then you should show her you aren't going to give up on her
    she might need to see that your serious and you'll always be there for her
    Boy: she knows im always here for her..
    Girl: well maybe she'll be needing a reminder
    Boy: Oh...
    Girl: do you talk alot?
    Boy: only all the time..
    Girl: (starting to think the girl is her) well does she ever show she likes you back?
    Boy: like how?
    Girl: like does she ever jokingly say i love you?
    does she ever hug you and when you try to let go hangs on just a little bit longer?
    does she ever stare into your eyes for a long time?
    does she close her notebook fast when you sneak up behind her to talk to her?
    Boy: (starting to think shes catching on)..i guess so.
    Girl: Sounds like she loves you too. those are definitely signs she does
    Boy: are you serious?
    Girl: yes
    Boy: well how do i tell her?
    Girl: when your with her start talking and then kiss her
    Boy: and if it doesnt work?
    Girl: then i'll fix it for you
    Boy: you'd dot that?
    Girl: of course! your my best friend
    Boy: so do you like anyoe?
    Girl: yeah..somone pretty amazing
    Boy: oh really...like who?
    Girl: that isnt important now go get your girl!
    Boy: ok i'll cya later
    Girl: ok byee.. ( he walks away)
    (Girl alone..so she thinks)
    Girl: i only wish every night you loved me too.
    i thought for sure he was talking about me..
    i should've just told him when he asked.
    girl gets tapped on the shoulder its him
    Boy: i forgot something
    (he hugs her, whispers i love you too, and kisses her)

  2. onemoreserenity52 onemoreserenity52
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2010 12:49am UTC
    when your girlfriend has
    TaylorSwift
    l y r i c s a s h e r s t a t u s ,
    you know >>you’re either doing
    [ something very right,] or
    something very wrong.

  3. simplelovexx simplelovexx
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2009 10:26am UTC
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  4. ChiquitaBaby ChiquitaBaby
    posted a quote
    September 26, 2009 2:40pm UTC
    We
    are going to be the generation of old people in the nursing home
    with
    Major arthritis in our thumbs
    //from texting so much//
    Deafness
    //from all that loud music//
    Near Blindness
    //from looking at Tv, Computer, and cell phone screens//
    Hunchbacks
    //from those god damn heavy backpacks//
    and really,
    really
    short attention spans
    //from not focusing during a forty five minute class period without thinking about him//
    Fave this is if you know this will be you in 70 years :)

  5. iloveyou07 iloveyou07
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2009 6:50am UTC
    When i was 7;
    my daddy told me that when im 15, some stupid boy
    was going to tell me that he loved me, and i am going
    to believe him. 8 years later, here i sit crying, wishing
    i had just listened to my daddy*

  6. MeBeNiKsiE MeBeNiKsiE
    posted a quote
    August 28, 2009 1:48pm UTC
    Yesterday,
    I was in the car with my dad and
    my sister. Someone drove by in
    a car and honked *angrily at my
    father. My dad got so mad, he
    turned to me and said
    "I'm gonna go kick him in his
    disco pole, or whatever it is you kids sing about."

  7. waitwhatxx12 waitwhatxx12
    posted a quote
    May 20, 2009 7:03pm UTC
    i'm the girl that would
    choose sweatpants over skirts anyday. i'm the girl
    whose room looks like a tornado went through it. i'm
    the girl that doesnt wake up extra early to look nice.
    i'm the girl that has two hairstyles ; up or down. i'm
    the girl that eats . i'm the girl that can't walk in heels
    without killing myself .. or someone else. i'm the girl
    that doesn't pretend to be stupid. i'm the girl that
    means what she says. i'm the girl that manages to
    hold myself together, and say i'm fine, even when
    everything is going wrong. i'm the girl with her
    middle finger held high. i'm the girl thats tougher
    than a lot of guys. and i'm the girl that really doesn't
    care what people think.

  8. X0iRiShSwEeTiEX0 X0iRiShSwEeTiEX0
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2009 3:15pm UTC
    *&+My Teacher Wasn't
    in school the other day, but she came in the next day. I asked her
    [why she wasn't in school the other day]
    she looked at me and said, 'My mother passed away, and yesterday
    was her funeral.' I was shocked and sorry for her, but I said 'How can you go
    through the whole day without getting so much as tears in your eyes?' She just
    *[(blinked at me and said,)]*
    'I A m A *W o m a n*
    and thats what women do. They keep a fake face on and never let
    anyone know, ever know, that at that moment
    t h e y c o u l d b r e a k a t a n y t i m e a t a l l .'

  9. loveydove64564 loveydove64564
    posted a quote
    June 19, 2009 4:49pm UTC
    &+ tonight
    She's gonna cry on her best friend's shoulder
    Hug her teddy bear
    Anda blare her iPod
    &+ tonight
    He's gonna shoot hoops until he can barely walk
    Lie on his bed and stare at the ceiling
    And wish he could talk to his friends
    But at 11:11
    They're gonna wish for the same thing:
    .x.That the other was theirs.x.

  10. soccachk547 soccachk547
    posted a quote
    September 12, 2009 4:54pm UTC
    See that girl over there?
    T h e o n e t h a t j u s t t r i p p e d u p t h e s t a i r s ?
    That's my best friend(:
    i ' m | s o | p r o u d

  11. rawrxmonique rawrxmonique
    posted a quote
    December 27, 2009 9:33pm UTC
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  12. sUDZ sUDZ
    posted a quote
    September 15, 2009 8:47pm UTC
    If a guy compliments your shirt,
    He's really saying he likes the way your boobs look in that shirt
    If a guy compliments xxxxxx your pants,
    h e l i k e s y o u r a s s
    If he compliments ( y o u r s h o e s )
    well hun, he's gay.
    omggg all minee (:
    so proud of myself for coming up with it !!!!
    yay (: !!!

  13. xxheather109xx xxheather109xx
    posted a quote
    November 27, 2009 6:23pm UTC
    Favorite this if...
    you check your phone for no reason, because you know nobody texted you.
    you will go slightly out of your way to step on a crunchy looking leaf.
    you always hear your name, when its not being called.
    you hate hearing your voice in recordings.
    you use the word "thingy" when you can't remember what something is called.
    you pretend your writing in class so the teacher won't call on you.
    you say the entire alphabet because you can't remember what letter comes next.
    facebook
    (:

  14. endless___ endless___
    posted a quote
    July 19, 2009 1:45am UTC
    I GIVE UP.
    i ' m d o n e t r y i n g
    to make you feel
    //>better all the
    damn time, there's
    always something
    ..wrongwith you
    w h e t h e r it's your
    b o y f r i e n d, or
    your parents,
    or your + + + +
    -x-friends-x-
    -------t h e r e s j u s t
    always... something
    wrong that-x-
    has to be ****** fixed
    -+- by -+- me
    and you k n o w
    w h a t ??
    I'M DONE.

  15. endless___ endless___
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2009 12:01pm UTC
    y o u b r o k e h e r h e a r t
    with out even knowing it
    you didn't even care enough to try and figure it out
    w h a t s h e f e l t towards you
    for you
    for anything about you
    you just didn't c a r e and
    now it's too late
    S♥RRY KID
    BUT YOU MISSED OUT BIG TIME .

  16. endless___ endless___
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2009 1:15am UTC
    i t o l d m y s e l f i w o u l d n ' t
    i told m y s e l f i wouldn't . . ♥ . . ♥ . . ♥ . .
    but i can't stop loving you

  17. endless___ endless___
    posted a quote
    September 17, 2009 12:31am UTC
    B
    o o k s
    e f o r e
    o y s
    ecause
    o y s
    r i n g
    a b i e s

  18. endless___ endless___
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2010 7:59pm UTC
    aaa HEY, pull up your big girl panties and eee
    DEAL WITH IT.

  19. endless___ endless___
    posted a quote
    February 9, 2010 2:44am UTC
    i l o v e d y o u
    but you couldn't see that

  20. endless___ endless___
    posted a quote
    March 21, 2010 3:10am UTC
    SHUT UP
    I wear heels bigger than
    YOUR DICK.

:)

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