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  1. KodacJason KodacJason
    posted a quote
    November 17, 2011 7:18pm UTC
    I'm gonna go take a hot shower.
    It's like a normal shower,
    but with me in it. (;
    - Charlie Sheen

  2. lilly2hip lilly2hip
    posted a quote
    November 17, 2011 8:27pm UTC
    I like Snookie, she's so chill.
    she's just like, "hey, I'm snookie, i love to drink and tanning is my obsession. I may only be 4'9 but i will attack you like a squirrel monkey. And i got arrested but that's okay because i'm Snookie.
    not mine.

  3. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    November 18, 2011 1:54am UTC
    we found Dove in a soapless place


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  5. lauren1023 lauren1023
    posted a quote
    November 17, 2011 9:05pm UTC
    Old Meaning of "Sorry":
    "I wont do it again"
    New Meaning of "Sorry":
    "Damn i got caught, better be more careful next time."

  6. sillyducky69 sillyducky69
    posted a quote
    November 17, 2011 8:01pm UTC
    I wish we could
    GOOGLE
    How a certain person feels about us. ♥

  7. cepstein10210 cepstein10210
    posted a quote
    November 17, 2011 7:47pm UTC
    I have a dig bick.
    Fave if you read it wrong.
    :)

  8. hopelesslaughter hopelesslaughter
    posted a quote
    November 17, 2011 8:33pm UTC
    the day That i get my car
    is the day you get hit. ♥

  9. Act4life33 Act4life33
    posted a quote
    November 17, 2011 8:00pm UTC
    That awrkward moment when
    You walk into the wrong class.

  10. SydneyIsTheName SydneyIsTheName
    posted a quote
    November 17, 2011 7:35pm UTC
    I wish
    Cake went straight to my booobs.

  11. Cutecat0413 Cutecat0413
    posted a quote
    November 17, 2011 9:57pm UTC
    British Accents:
    the only way to get people to pay attention to what you're saying

  12. lexidanielle_xo lexidanielle_xo
    posted a quote
    November 17, 2011 8:03pm UTC
    just for once,
    i want someone to be afraid of losing me.
    nmq

  13. SummerLove15 SummerLove15
    posted a quote
    November 17, 2011 8:33pm UTC
    You've had more boyfriends then my
    grandmother has had birthdays . .

  14. rec0ver rec0ver
    posted a quote
    November 17, 2011 8:21pm UTC
    I fall for people so damn easily, A silly text message, a wave in the hallway, or maybe just a simple hello. I fall easily, and then I get let down. I fall, and I fall, and I fall, Isetuphighexpatationsandtheycrashdownonme.

  15. lexidanielle_xo lexidanielle_xo
    posted a quote
    November 17, 2011 7:53pm UTC
    BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU SAY,
    because words can only be forgiven, not forgotten.

  16. JustBelievexxx JustBelievexxx
    posted a quote
    November 17, 2011 7:53pm UTC
    S.C.H.O.O.L.
    S e v e n C r a p p y H o u r s O f O u r Li f e
    C.L.A.S.S.
    Co m e L a t e A n d S t a r t S l e e p i n g
    F.I.N.A.L.S.
    F u c k , I N e v e r A c t u a l l y L e a r n e d S h i t
    t h e f u n n y t h i n g i s i t s al l t r u e
    nmf

  17. theunicorn theunicorn
    posted a quote
    November 17, 2011 9:55pm UTC
    [[ Girl on her period ]]
    Girl:Hey can you check for me?
    friend:Sure, walk infront of me!
    *looks at butt*
    "Nope, you're good"
    only me?


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  20. livsbestfriendryan livsbestfriendryan
    posted a quote
    November 13, 2011 5:35pm UTC
    F i r s t , w e w i l l m a k e s n o w a n g e l s f o r t w o h o u r s
    t h e n , w e ' l l g o i c e s k a t i n g ,
    a n d t h e n w e ' l l e a t a w ho l e r o w o f t o l l ho u se c o o k i e d o u g h a s f a s t a s w e c a n,
    and then to finish ,we'll snuggle♥
    - Buddy the elf♥
    anyone else want someone like this in their lives?

:)

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