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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  2. DamnnTaylerx DamnnTaylerx
    posted a quote
    December 16, 2011 8:51pm UTC
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  3. sayheyilyx sayheyilyx
    posted a quote
    December 16, 2011 9:47pm UTC
    Periods;
    The only good thing about having them, is that you're
    not pregnant.

  4. hermione23katniss hermione23katniss
    posted a quote
    December 16, 2011 7:30pm UTC
    On a scale of 1-100, how inappropriate are you?
    69 ;)

  5. xobrianna8397 xobrianna8397
    posted a quote
    December 16, 2011 5:23pm UTC
    Age 3::
    *boy kisses girl*
    Parents: Awww that’s so cute
    *takes pictures*
    Age 16::
    *boy kisses girl*
    Dad: Get the hell away from my daughter
    *loads gun*

  6. DamnnTaylerx DamnnTaylerx
    posted a quote
    December 16, 2011 5:02pm UTC
    I curse
    to f**king much.
    nmq

  7. DamnnTaylerx DamnnTaylerx
    posted a quote
    December 16, 2011 6:25pm UTC
    Your outfit looked stupid today. Hill Billy.
    Did I ask for you opinion? No. So stfu and crawl back into the sewer where you came from.

  8. iluvTea98 iluvTea98
    posted a quote
    December 16, 2011 5:43pm UTC
    2011: Drop it like its hot.
    1836: decrease your
    longitude as if the weather is
    fair

  9. sarah_bear5 sarah_bear5
    posted a quote
    December 16, 2011 5:35pm UTC
    when I'm texting someone boring,
    I make up excuses that I have to go.
    Just me?

  10. Ashley Johnson* Ashley Johnson*
    posted a quote
    December 16, 2011 6:21pm UTC
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    * * * * * * *
    I should be playing in the winter snow, but ima be
    Under the mistletoe ;*

  11. DamnnTaylerx DamnnTaylerx
    posted a quote
    December 16, 2011 5:22pm UTC
    Let your past be an example
    OF WHAT YOU SHOULDN'T
    do in the future


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  13. DamnnTaylerx DamnnTaylerx
    posted a quote
    December 16, 2011 5:13pm UTC
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  14. f0r3v3rm0r3x3 f0r3v3rm0r3x3
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2010 7:27pm UTC
    We met in kindergarten. We were best friends.
    She always told me she loved my eyes. I didn't quite know why.
    I was in love with her, so of course my face lit up immensely whenever she said it.
    She was beautiful, kind, and extremely funny.
    We'd be talking about nothing, and she'd turn to me and whisper,
    "I like your eyes."
    One day, I was playing basketball,
    waiting for her to drive over to my house to have a game with me.
    Suddenly, I got a phone call.
    It was her mom. She was in a panic.
    I couldn't quite understand what she was saying. It sounded like,
    "Aaron, come quick! Kelsey, accident, Main Street! Blood. Come now!"
    I had no clue what happened,
    so I ran to Main Street with my basketball shorts and a tee shirt on.
    I saw Kelsey's mom helplessly crying, waiting for the ambulance to arrive.
    I saw a totaled car, blood everywhere.
    Then I saw her, Kelsey.
    My heart stopped as I frantically ran over to her.
    "Kelsey? Kelsey!" She was unconscious. I started crying.
    I know it isn't very manly, but I couldn't help it.
    Before I could say anymore, the medics took her away,
    the main source of blood coming from her head.
    I went to the hospital that night,
    I went every night.
    in fact, the only time I left was to go out to eat, but that's it.
    The doctors tried getting me to leave, but I refused.
    It was all my fault.
    If it wasn't for me, wanting to play basketball with her,
    she wouldn't be going through this.
    It was already four days, and she hasn't woken up.
    On the fifth day, I saw her eyes gently open.
    "Kelsey?" I called.
    She wasn't quite awake yet.
    Suddenly, doctors came rushing in, telling me I had to wait outside.
    I did, for a few hours.
    One of the doctors finally came out saying,
    "I understand that you're Kelsey's friend, Aaron?"
    "Yes," I whispered.
    He bit his lip.
    "She woke up, she's fine,
    but I'm afraid she has long term memory loss."
    "Are you serious?" I almost shouted.
    "I'm afraid so."
    I didn't meet his gaze. I couldn't.
    I wasn't going to say anything, so he spoke again.
    "You can go see her if you want,
    but she doesn't remember anything, not even her mom."
    I walked in, trembling in horror.
    I saw her. She looked helpless as she slept.
    I waited a few hours, until I saw her eyes opening gently again.
    I expected doctors to run in, rushing me out.
    Instead, she looked me straight in the eyes, and whispered,
    "I don't know you, but I like your eyes."

  15. FeralCatOwner FeralCatOwner
    posted a quote
    November 28, 2011 9:17pm UTC
    Who else hates their handwriting, but everyone else tells you that its really good.

  16. AmyEricaa527 AmyEricaa527
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2011 7:42pm UTC
    Thank you PINK;
    for having the best yoga pants of all time.

    nmf

  17. AriannaJacobs AriannaJacobs
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2011 4:28pm UTC
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    Cinderella; walked on broken glass.
    Sleeping Beauty; let a whole life time pass.
    Belle; fell in love with a hideous beast.
    Jasmine; married a common theif.
    Ariel; walked on land for love and life.
    Snow White; barley escaped a knife.
    -It was all about blood, sweat, and tears; because love means facing your biggest fears. ♥;*
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  18. ElesaysSMILE ElesaysSMILE
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2011 2:42pm UTC
    Winter
    The wonderful excuse, to wear his hoodie♥

  19. lovelife6 lovelife6
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2011 3:13pm UTC
    someday your prince charming will come.
    mine just took a wrong turn, got lost, & is too stubborn to ask for directions. ♥

  20. allicanbeisme allicanbeisme
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2011 6:27am UTC
    Can we get 2,976 favs to remember the 2,976 people who died on 09/11/01?
    Okay, so I don’t expect THAT many but at least 100, not for me but in loving memory for all those killed in 9/11.
    <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3

:)

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