ElesaysSMILE

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ElesaysSMILE

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Member Since: 10 Jun 2011 02:09pm

Last Seen: 15 Aug 2015 08:41am

Gender: F

user id: 181426

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Im the girl, hiding in the background, with the earphones in, and the volume up.

ElesaysSMILE
posted a quote
December 1, 2012 8:12pm UTC

*Texting my bestfriend whilst on a trip*
Me: THE GUY WHO LOOKS LIKE JOSH HUTCHERSON IS ON MY TRIP HE IS SAT OPPOSITE ME RIGHT NOW
Her: WHAT? LUCKY!
Me: I DONT HAVE TO CASUALLY TURN AROUND COZ HE'S JUST THERE, EATING
Me: I CAN STARE RIGHT AT HIM AND HE WON'T NOTICE
Her: PROPOSE TO HIM
Me:
Her: IN THE ZOO
Me:
Her: PROPOSE TO HIM NOW

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November 17, 2012 2:19pm UTC

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August 29, 2012 11:12am UTC

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August 21, 2012 11:53am UTC

There was this hot guy on my plane
A toddler was sat behind him, and throughout the nine hour flight he would climb up on the boys seat and hit him over the head a few times
I was amazed when the boy simply turned around, picked him up and played with him, treating him like the his little brother or cousin, as i supposed thats what he was.
At the end of the flight, the family of the toddler said to the hot guy
"It was nice to meet you,"
He didnt even know the boy, and treated him like his own son.
I think i just met my future husband.

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ElesaysSMILE
posted a quote
July 10, 2012 6:45pm UTC

Today, my bestfriend cried.
She got bullied for liking a boy who has dyslexia
Not because she was embarassed to like him
She cried because she didnt think people we're sick enough to believe that made him un-datable.
I really give up with this society.

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ElesaysSMILE
posted a quote
June 25, 2012 7:50pm UTC

*Me when alone and not surrounded by pretty girls and happy couples*:
You know what, I am kinda pretty, i mean, my hairs ok, and there are uglier people, yeah, soon enough a really great guy is gonna come along and love me, and we'll get married and have kids!
*Me when in public surrounded by pretty girls and happy couples*:
WHY AM I SUCH A POTATO, OMG, SHES WAY PRETTIER THEN ME, OMG THEY'RE SO CUTE TOGETHER IM NEVER GONNA HAVE THAT, IM GONNA BE ALONE FOREVER MAY ASWELL BUY MY CATS NOW.

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ElesaysSMILE
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June 20, 2012 7:17pm UTC

According to research
When a girl tries to kill herself ,
She will drug or hang herself'
As there is more chance of her being saved
However a guy
will throw himself off a building, or infront of a train.
Because his life ends instantly.
If silence is a girls loudest cry.
Maybe is a guys too.

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ElesaysSMILE
posted a quote
June 20, 2012 6:00pm UTC

Sometimes, I wonder
if anyone ever really loved me, but was to afraid to say?

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ElesaysSMILE
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June 7, 2012 6:18pm UTC

I hate that feeling
When you don't know where you belong
When you dont even know who you're true friends are.
The feeling that they all act nice to your face but want to stab you in the back.
I hate keeping silent, because i have very few people i can really turn to, and how everyone always thinks im happy when im not.
I hate not knowing what to look forward to, and sitting in my room most nights whilst people are out at partys that i didnt get invited to.
Im sick of lie-ing to everyone and acting perfectly fine,
I just hate having these feelings.
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May 26, 2012 8:56am UTC

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May 14, 2012 5:29pm UTC

Dear One Direction
I have a complaint about the song lyric
"All that you want's under your nose,"
Sincerly
You're not under it.

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posted a quote
May 5, 2012 7:25pm UTC

Your skin is not paper,d o n t c u t i t.
Your face isn't a mask d o n t c o v e r i t.
Your size isnt a book d o n t judge i t.
Your life is not a film d o n t end i t.
You story is an inspiration BE PROUD OF IT.

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ElesaysSMILE
posted a quote
April 12, 2012 7:12pm UTC

*Watching the Hunger Games*
Caesar: "So Peeta is their a special girl waiting at home?"
Peeta: "No,"
Me: I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE.

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ElesaysSMILE
posted a quote
March 23, 2012 2:05pm UTC

Today my guy friends told me
they get just as scared as girls do about sending the first text.
So dont worry if he hasnt text you first, maybe he's waiting for you to text him.

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ElesaysSMILE
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February 16, 2012 5:59pm UTC

Hey I just met you
and this is crazy, but heres my number,
so call me maybe?

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December 22, 2011 5:54pm UTC

A true best friend
Puts you in an amazing mood, without knowing you were in a bad one.

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December 16, 2011 5:33pm UTC

Life is a play
When things go wrong you can't rewind like a movie.
You forget your lines, and say the wrongs things at the wrong time.
No matter how hard you try, things will never go the way you planned, , we trip and fall, and can be humiiliated on stage,
but the beaty of life being a play,
is that nobody knows whats going wrong except you,
only you can pick yourself up,
because like every play.
the show must go on.

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ElesaysSMILE
posted a quote
December 8, 2011 4:14pm UTC

Get on with life
because life gets on without you.
- Zayn Malik

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ElesaysSMILE
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December 5, 2011 11:47am UTC

I hate the most that you do
you make me love you

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ElesaysSMILE
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November 28, 2011 1:41pm UTC

My heart is breathing for this
Moment in time, i'll find the words to say
before you leave me today..

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