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maryjane
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December 20, 2010 6:59pm UTC

Sometimes I wonder;
if love is worth fighting for
then i remember your face
and I'm ready for war ♥

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pcelovetayy8
posted a quote
December 20, 2010 6:45pm UTC

When I find out a guy likes me..
A little part of me starts to like him back. Even if I had no feelings for him before.
♥

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Briitney
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December 20, 2010 5:35pm UTC

20 favorites;
And I’ll ask him out.
<3

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Caramelicious
posted a quote
December 20, 2010 9:14pm UTC

So this morning,
I put on a bunch of makeup.
When I walked outside it was p.o.u.r.i.n.g.
But I thought, ohscrewit
and danced in the rain.
When I walked back inside,
I looked in the mirror and thought,
well, now I look like a panda. xD
♥
-credit to whoever for the format.

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xxNeonMeAndYouxx
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December 21, 2010 5:13am UTC

Don't we all
have that one
ex-bestfriend
who we
HATE now?

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gobgoerrsarah
posted a quote
December 20, 2010 7:20pm UTC

Stupid Questions #73
person: do you like [insert name here]?
me: YEAH MAN. I JUST WANNA JUMP HIM.

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gobgoerrsarah
posted a quote
December 20, 2010 7:51pm UTC

Stupid Questions #78
waitress: can i help you?
me: no... just walk away.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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SugarPlum
posted a quote
December 21, 2010 7:59am UTC

Boy: You bought black ops?!
Girl: Yeah... It's awesome!
Boy: Marry me?!

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musicxbriee
posted a quote
December 20, 2010 4:30pm UTC

Dear extremely hot chocolate,
Nah, you were right. The first half of my tongue was totally unnecessary.
Sincerely, I haven't tasted anything for a week.

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gobgoerrsarah
posted a quote
December 20, 2010 7:21pm UTC

Stupid Questions #74
person: can you rate me on a scale from one to ten?
me: my mom told my if i had nothing nice to say, to not say it at all.

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gobgoerrsarah
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December 20, 2010 8:21pm UTC

Stupid Questions #84
friend: are you ready for the test?
me: we have a test?

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XxbubblygirlxX
posted a quote
December 20, 2010 8:09pm UTC

I t ' s f u n n y h o w e v e r y g i r l s a y s
They want "him" to throw rocks at there windows.
Well im not to sure...but i think it would probally screw up window and scare the crap out of me..

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ShannonCullen2
posted a quote
December 20, 2010 5:16pm UTC

I love that kid who tells the substitute
teacher that their name is something ridiculous,
then they call them by it for the rest of class :)

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HotChelleRae_Luv
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December 20, 2010 10:07pm UTC

"BRB i have to take a shower."
& boom you imagine them naked.

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gobgoerrsarah
posted a quote
December 20, 2010 7:52pm UTC

Stupid Questions #79
waitress: can i help you?
me: DOES IT LOOK LIKE I NEED HELP?! i'm offended. wheres your manager?!

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heisbangiing
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December 20, 2010 9:10pm UTC

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Jessssx3
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December 20, 2010 4:43pm UTC

Today, my mom yelled at me.
Two hours later, she tripped on the carpet.
Karma? I think so.
MLIA

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gobgoerrsarah
posted a quote
December 20, 2010 8:08pm UTC

Stupid Questions #81
katy perry: do you ever feel like a plastic bag?
me: yeah man. all the time.

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