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ShannonCullen2

1. ShannonCullen2
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   June 21, 2011 1:21pm UTC
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2. ShannonCullen2
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   June 19, 2011 3:53pm UTC
   I love watching people walk out of stores and
   stand on the sidewalk for at least 10 seconds trying
   to remember where they parked.
   
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3. ShannonCullen2
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   January 6, 2011 4:57pm UTC
   Today (like every morning) when I woke up,
   I told myself to get over you.
   And it was actually working...
   Until I saw you for one second in the hallway,
   And all plans were lost.
   
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4. ShannonCullen2
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   December 22, 2010 11:45pm UTC
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5. ShannonCullen2
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   December 22, 2010 11:36pm UTC
   It is so weird how just a couple weeks ago,
   we couldn't stop talking to each other.
   But now, we won't even look at each other.
   
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6. ShannonCullen2
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   December 22, 2010 11:28pm UTC
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   Dude . . .
   Does anybody else remember that HUGE deal about
   the finger found in chili at Wendys?!
   
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7. ShannonCullen2
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   December 21, 2010 4:58pm UTC
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8. ShannonCullen2
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   December 20, 2010 5:16pm UTC
   I love that kid who tells the substitute
   teacher that their name is something ridiculous,
   then they call them by it for the rest of class :)
   
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9. ShannonCullen2
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   December 10, 2010 3:36pm UTC
   Dear Sleep,
   I miss you terribly and you know I would
   do anything for you!
   Please come back soon... I don't know if I can
   survive much longer without you.
   Sincerely,
   Cinder-block Eyelids
   
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10. ShannonCullen2
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    December 7, 2010 6:39pm UTC
    So a Witty girl, True, made a quote about how guys need a website about their feelings.
    And I would love to tell of you that there is one!
    It is called www.mylifeisbro.com. Go check it out now...
    Go on. Type it in and check out some of the posts.
    Guys sure are wonderful.
    After seeing that, doesn't it make you want to go lez?
    
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11. ShannonCullen2
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    December 5, 2010 11:03am UTC
    That akward moment...
    when someone spells awkward wrong.
    
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12. ShannonCullen2
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    December 4, 2010 10:18pm UTC
    I really fell in love with Lilly from Hannah Montana when I realized
    that she couldn't sing.
    You know, that cute episode where Miley
    tries to help her sing a song?
    I thought it was so cool that a celebrity actually had a bad voice...
    Then Emily Osment came out with a music video,
    and I found out she was like all of the other Disney stars.
    Surprise there.
    
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13. ShannonCullen2
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    December 4, 2010 2:37pm UTC
    Me: I'm awesome!
    Friend: No your not! Dude, don't lie!
    You would think that would be old by now...
    
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14. ShannonCullen2
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    December 2, 2010 6:48pm UTC
    The students at my high school are obsessed with dead baby jokes... and it is just wonderful.
    
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15. ShannonCullen2
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    November 27, 2010 11:46pm UTC
    Don't get me wrong...
    I love Thanksgiving vacation and all,
    but I hate going this long without seeing him.
    
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    November 26, 2010 9:11pm UTC
    
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17. ShannonCullen2
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    November 23, 2010 5:16pm UTC
    Is it only me...
    that is now scared for my life because of nuclear bombs
    and paranoid that everyone is going to die,
    all because of this situation
    in North & South Korea?
    
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18. ShannonCullen2
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    November 21, 2010 3:00pm UTC
    I hate when my Spanish teacher yells at the class for not pronouncing a word right, then she asks
    "Why is this so hard for you?!"
    Oh, I don't know, maybe it's just the fact that Spanish is
    ANOTHER LANGUAGE!
    
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19. ShannonCullen2
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    November 21, 2010 10:38am UTC
    I swear my friends like fighting with me.
    
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20. ShannonCullen2
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    November 18, 2010 5:55pm UTC
    Today was a cold day in Hell.
    
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