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  1. MeganStalksYourToast44xD MeganStalksYourToast44xD
    posted a quote
    April 7, 2011 6:55pm UTC
    his scruffy yet perfect hair - his big blue eyes - his height - his laugh - his smile - his dorky laugh - his love of math - his good-heartedness - his athleticism - his jump - his free shot - his soccer skills - his smell - how good he looks in a dress shirt and tie - his high fives - his hugs - his sweetness - his singing - how much he talks - how well he listens - his humor - his niceness - his friendlyness - the feelings he gives me that I couldn't ever ever explain - his scruffy yet perfect hair - his big blue eyes - his height - his laugh - his smile - his dorky laugh - his love of math - his good-heartedness - his athleticism - his jump - his free shot - his soccer skills - his smell - how good he looks in a dress shirt and tie - his high fives - his hugs - his sweetness - his singing - how much he talks - how well he listens - his humor - his niceness - his friendlyness - the feelings he gives me that I couldn't ever ever explain - his scruffy yet perfect hair - his big blue eyes - his height - his laugh - his smile - his dorky laugh - his love of math - his good-heartedness - his athleticism - his jump - his free shot - his soccer skills - his smell - how good he looks in a dress shirt and tie - his high fives - his hugs - his sweetness - his singing - how much he talks - how well he listens - his humor - his niceness - his friendlyness - the feelings he gives me that I couldn't ever ever explain - his scruffy yet perfect hair - his big blue eyes - his height - his laugh - his smile - his dorky laugh - his love of math - his good-heartedness - his athleticism - his jump - his free shot - his soccer skills - his smell - how good he looks in a dress shirt and tie - his high fives - his hugs - his sweetness - his singing - how much he talks - how well he listens - his humor - his niceness - his friendlyness - the feelings he gives me that I couldn't ever ever explain - his scruffy yet perfect hair - his big blue eyes - his height - his laugh - his smile - his dorky laugh - his love of math - his good-heartedness - his athleticism - his jump - his free shot - his soccer skills - his smell - how good he looks in a dress shirt and tie - his high fives - his hugs - his sweetness - his singing - how much he talks - how well he listens - his humor - his niceness - his friendlyness - the feelings he gives me that I couldn't ever ever explain - his scruffy yet perfect hair - his big blue eyes - his height - his laugh - his smile - his dorky laugh - his love of math - his good-heartedness - his athleticism - his jump - his free shot - his soccer skills - his smell - how good he looks in a dress shirt and tie - his high fives - his hugs - his sweetness - his singing - how much he talks - how well he listens - his humor - his niceness - his friendlyness - the feelings he gives me that I couldn't ever ever explain - his scruffy yet perfect hair - his big blue eyes - his height - his laugh - his smile - his dorky laugh - his love of math - his good-heartedness - his athleticism - his jump - his free shot - his soccer skills - his smell - how good he looks in a dress shirt and tie - his high fives - his hugs - his sweetness - his singing - how much he talks - how well he listens - his humor - his niceness - his friendlyness - the feelings he gives me that I couldn't ever ever explain - his scruffy yet perfect hair - his big blue eyes - his height - his laugh - his smile - his dorky laugh - his love of math - his good-heartedness - his athleticism - his jump - his free shot - his soccer skills - his smell - how good he looks in a dress shirt and tie - his high fives - his hugs - his sweetness - his singing - how much he talks - how well he listens - his humor - his niceness - his friendlyness - the feelings he gives me that I couldn't ever ever explain - his scruffy yet perfect hair - his big blue eyes - his height - his laugh - his smile - his dorky laugh - his love of math - his good-heartedness - his athleticism - his jump - his free shot - his soccer skills - his smell - how good he
    HIM♥

  2. DreamBigLoveLong DreamBigLoveLong
    posted a quote
    April 7, 2011 8:56pm UTC
    Spongebob Quotes #1 ;
    Spongebob: Bye Squidward! Bye Sandy! Bye Mr.Krabs! Bye Squidward
    Patrick: Spongebob, you said Squidward twice?
    Spongebob: I like Squidward ;)

    (yeah, I just made a quote about Spongebob. SUCK IT)
    *not my format

  3. xoxoamandaxoxo_ xoxoamandaxoxo_
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2010 5:51pm UTC
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  4. sarahthecow sarahthecow
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2010 10:35am UTC
    dear voldemort;
    so they screwed up
    your nose, too?
    sincerely, michael jackson♥
    not my format;

  5. sarahthecow sarahthecow
    posted a quote
    December 9, 2010 4:36pm UTC
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  6. dance_like_no_ones_watching dance_like_no_ones_watching
    posted a quote
    December 8, 2010 8:50pm UTC
    that awkward moment
    when you run downstairs christmas morning and realize you're jewish

  7. simifjellvik simifjellvik
    posted a quote
    December 7, 2010 4:43am UTC
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  8. brunettebean brunettebean
    posted a quote
    December 7, 2010 5:36pm UTC
    ❦❧
    I found out about Santa when i was about 12 years old. Today the five year old girl i babysit said she didn't believe in Santa because kids at school told her magic wasn't real. She cried all night in my arms as I told her about my "journey to the North Pole". This makes me so sad. Am I the only one who is wondering if Santa will exist in 100 years?
    Lets keep Santa alive
    ♥ this if you still believe

  9. MyBabyVan MyBabyVan
    posted a quote
    December 7, 2010 8:32am UTC
    here's to the kids,
    who care more about music than haircuts. ///////////////////♫

  10. alltimelowxox alltimelowxox
    posted a quote
    December 6, 2010 7:18pm UTC
    We start a war, but whats it for? We fight for peace; peace will find us in
    harmony.♥♥♥♥

  11. DinoZeeZee DinoZeeZee
    posted a quote
    December 7, 2010 12:44pm UTC
    &who else remembers;
    Kel from Kenan and Kel, who was obsessed with orange soda?

  12. ilovehim44899 ilovehim44899
    posted a quote
    December 4, 2010 3:50pm UTC
    Fave if:
    You're on witty.
    You're on facebook.
    You have your cellphone near you.

  13. bemine bemine
    posted a quote
    December 5, 2010 2:51pm UTC
    Love is always patient and kind
    it is never jealous
    love is never boastful♥.
    or conceited, it is never rude or selfish,
    it does not take offense, and is not resentful.
    Love takes no pleasure in others sins but delights
    in the truth.
    it is always ready to excuse,
    to trust, to hope.
    and to endure
    whatever comes....♥
    -a walk to remember.

  14. cassiex3 cassiex3
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2009 11:09am UTC
    CODES!
    red backround ; <div style="background-color: red;">
    orange backround ; <div style="background-color: orange;">
    yellow backround ; <div style="background-color: yellow;">
    lime green backround ; <div style="background-color: limegreen;">
    light blue backround ; <div style="background-color: lightblue;">
    purple backround ; <div style="background-color: purple;">
    pink backround ; <div style="background-color: pink;">
    black backround ; <div style="background-color: black;">
    spacing of lines closer ;<div style="line-height: 10px;">
    make text squished together ; <div style="letter-spacing: -3px">
    make text HUGE : <span style="font-size: 215pt; line-height: 115%">

  15. xxNeonMeAndYouxx xxNeonMeAndYouxx
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2010 1:34pm UTC
    SHE
    is laying in bed with the door locked.
    The curtains are drawn and the light's off.
    The Notebook is in the DVD player.
    An empty tub of ice cream is on the floor
    next to dozens of crumpled tissues.
    She's got her music blasting,
    so loud no one can hear her sobs.
    Her fingertips are smudged with black
    from wiping away mascara-stained tears.
    She's replaying their last conversation,
    thinking I'll never get him back.
    HE
    is sitting on the edge of his bed with the door locked.
    The curtains are drawn and the light's off.
    Call of Duty is in the xBox.
    The controller is laying on the floor,
    right beneath the spot where he nearly
    punched the wall in his own frustration.
    He's got the music blasting so loud,
    so nobody can hear his cries.
    His hair's a mess from running his hands through it.
    And he's replaying their last conversation,
    thinking she'll never take me back.
    *Bringing quote back up.

  16. nameyou2468 nameyou2468
    posted a quote
    December 1, 2010 7:52pm UTC
    Dear Spanish Teachers
    WTF? thats MY job
    Sincerely, Dora.

  17. jillbeans7878 jillbeans7878
    posted a quote
    November 27, 2010 5:00pm UTC
    ♥Favorite If You Remember♥
    ~Bear In The Big Blue House
    ~Rolie Polie Olie
    ~Out Of The Box
    ~Stanley
    ~Winnie The Pooh
    ~PB&J Otter ~~

  18. divagrl43 divagrl43
    posted a quote
    November 27, 2010 4:37pm UTC
    SpongeBob
    *Patrick and Spongebob are watching Sandy's pets.*
    Patrick: *whistles at the bird*
    Spongebob: "Wow Patrick, I didn't know you spoke bird."
    Patrick: "No Spongebob, that's Italian."

  19. laurenhorse laurenhorse
    posted a quote
    November 27, 2010 6:30pm UTC
    PLANKTON.
    Why Don't You Just Buy
    A Crabby Patty?

  20. itslovex808 itslovex808
    posted a quote
    November 27, 2010 3:39pm UTC
    "I don't hate you cause you're fat..
    You're fat cause I hate you."
    [Favorite this if you <3 the movie, Mean Girls, & if you thinks this makes no sense at all.]

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