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alltimelowxox

1. alltimelowxox
   posted a quote
   August 27, 2011 4:57pm UTC
   dear guy sitting next to me,
   I can see you copying my test. Sincerely, joke's on you, I
   didn't study either. [♥]
   nmf
   nmq.
   no credit to me.
   
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2. alltimelowxox
   posted a quote
   July 26, 2011 9:04pm UTC
   Want to bang tonight?
   I meant hang. Duck auto- cucumber
   God donut.
   How the duck do I turn this off?
   It's painful watching you struggle man.
   
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3. alltimelowxox
   posted a quote
   June 3, 2011 6:39pm UTC
   when someone cries,
   it means they were strong for too long
   
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4. alltimelowxox
   posted a quote
   May 28, 2011 6:23pm UTC
   ♥♥♥
   I always skip the long quotes,
   then i feel bad.
   So,
   I just go back and read it
   And half the time
   it's not even worth it.
   ♥♥♥
   nmf
   
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5. alltimelowxox
   posted a quote
   May 14, 2011 1:36pm UTC
   i would slap you
   but b itch,
   that would be
   animal abuse
   notminee(:
   
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6. alltimelowxox
   posted a quote
   May 9, 2011 8:27pm UTC
   ((*MU sic is my drug
   `itunes is my dealer. ♫
   not minee(:
   
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7. alltimelowxox
   posted a quote
   May 9, 2011 7:27pm UTC
   Am I The Only One
   Who gets nervous when you keep answering the same letter on a multiple choice test?
   notminee(:
   
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8. alltimelowxox
   posted a quote
   May 7, 2011 9:35pm UTC
   click to see this quote
   
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9. alltimelowxox
   posted a quote
   March 25, 2011 8:59pm UTC
   Who else remembers London's dog Ivana?
   
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10. alltimelowxox
    posted a quote
    March 18, 2011 5:32pm UTC
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    The disappointing moment when you have a great qoute in mind. But as soon as your about to make it.... you forget what it is.
    /:
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11. alltimelowxox
    posted a quote
    December 25, 2010 8:49pm UTC
    What is wrong with you?
    How dare you make fun of someone for something they can't control?
    She has acne. - Do you think she chose to have red spots all over her face?
    Her nose is big. - Who cares? Is she supposed to get plastic surgery? Hmm?
    She has crooked teeth. - I've never met someone who got braces just for fun.
    She wears glasses. - Do you think people like being half-blind? They don't.
    Her hair is frizzy. - Some people don't like frying their hair w/ a straightener.
    She's not a size 0. - Oh, I'm sorry that some of us aren't afraid to eat cookies.
    Imperfection is beautiful.
    NOTMINE!!!
    
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12. alltimelowxox
    posted a quote
    December 19, 2010 5:01pm UTC
    Fave if you have three tabs open..
    Facebook, YouTube, and Witty P R O F I L E S.
    
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13. alltimelowxox
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2010 4:31pm UTC
    you try waking up at 6 in the morning,
    you try trying to make your hair perfectly straight,
    you try putting on makeup so it looks just right.
    you try picking the perfect outfit when you have a bunch of clothes but still nothing to wear.
    you try getting your heartbroken by someone you really cared about.
    you try having teachers bother you all day long for 7 hours.
    you try fighting over stupid drama cause of fake girls.
    you try having a monthly visitor to give you mood swings for a few days
    you try arguing with your parents about the dumbest things.
    you try being... a teenage girl.
    not mine(:
    
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14. alltimelowxox
    posted a quote
    December 6, 2010 7:18pm UTC
    We start a war, but whats it for? We fight for peace; peace will find us in
    harmony.♥♥♥♥
    
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15. alltimelowxox
    posted a quote
    December 6, 2010 6:45pm UTC
    Did you know...
    Spongebob Squarepants
    was supposed to be an adult show?
    ... wow.
    What.A.FAIL.
    
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16. alltimelowxox
    posted a quote
    November 12, 2010 8:14pm UTC
    Has anyone else ever noticed in most of the
    Disney movies
    the mom usually dies or is already dead?
    
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