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April 11, 2014 12:11pm UTC

The people who bite ice cream are the dangerous ones. Beware.

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britany*
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April 11, 2014 11:19pm UTC

Me: *listening to music at school*
Person: I can hear your music
Me: good, you need a better taste in music anyways

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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SuperNovaChic
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April 11, 2014 1:47pm UTC

If you can’t handle me randomly blurting out song lyrics that relate to what you just said, we can’t be friends.

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mads*
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April 12, 2014 9:57am UTC

My level of sarcasm's gotten to a
point where I don't even know if I'm
kidding or not.

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Gia2525
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October 24, 2013 11:12pm UTC

I don't know whats worse
Knowing he loves her
Or that she has everything I use to...

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Smiley128
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October 26, 2013 3:49pm UTC

Sometimes when you vent, you don't need advice, or someone's opinion. You just want to tell somebody, you just want someone to listen.

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vanilla_shortcake
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October 27, 2013 8:58am UTC

formats by: ThatsSoMeee
It's hard.
when you find
out you are that one person that your friends
really don't want around.

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BravoSierra
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October 27, 2013 1:28pm UTC

i think it's nice that voldemort always waits until the end of the year to try to kill harry.
i mean, despite his flaws, voldemort still cares about harry's education.

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Hale_Storm18
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October 25, 2013 2:39pm UTC

guys complain about girls making duckfaces while they post selfies where they're biting their lip and squinting looking like they're trying to read something in size 3 font

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Hale_Storm18
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October 25, 2013 2:57pm UTC

Having a mental disorder makes you see the world in a different way. You notice things normal people don't. Like the faint scars on people's arms, the emptiness in their eyes, the way they smile with their mouths but not with their eyes, the anxiousness they feel when having to eat in front of others. Just little things most would look over. But you notice. Because they're just like you.

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CookieMonster09*
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October 1, 2013 6:01pm UTC

do you ever get annoyed with cute guys distracting you with their beautiful faces and muscly arms? like who gave you the right to make me feel tingly and special when you sit next to me. who the hell gave you the right.

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happiest*
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October 19, 2013 1:07pm UTC

I would literally throw last year’s version of myself down a set of stairs

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happiest*
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October 1, 2013 2:39pm UTC

dragons can literally never blow out candles that is so sad

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Chris*
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October 8, 2013 3:11pm UTC

Today in class, my male math teacher said "It seems like nowadays most teenage girls really hate themselves. It's really pathetic, actually." Out of the 27 kids in that class, 16 are girls, and no one said anything. We all just kind of sat there. And then some guy said "Well it's really not our position to judge, we never have been nor will we ever be teenage girls."

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hemmo1996*
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October 1, 2013 4:19pm UTC

I hate school.
Not education.
There's a difference.

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happiest*
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October 10, 2013 2:17pm UTC

if i was famous i’d answer every inappropriate tweet i got

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happiest*
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October 12, 2013 2:17pm UTC

u never truly appreciate how nice it is to be able to breathe through your nose until u get a cold

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happiest*
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September 28, 2013 3:33pm UTC

*dies suffocating while trying not to cough in public*

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