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  1. confessions_of_a_cutter confessions_of_a_cutter
    posted a quote
    November 28, 2011 3:55pm UTC
    Have you ever looked at yourself
    and wished you were different
    in every way possible?

  2. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    November 28, 2011 3:02pm UTC
    Sometimes,
    I wonder
    If anyone is secretly in love
    With me.
    © ThatsSoMeee

  3. gymnastics_gal123 gymnastics_gal123
    posted a quote
    November 28, 2011 1:59pm UTC
    Cop: What's your birthday?
    Teen at bar: September 25
    Cop: What year?
    Teen: Every year
    Cop: Well played...

  4. Vanessa9797 Vanessa9797
    posted a quote
    November 28, 2011 4:15pm UTC
    MY FELLOW WITTIANS: COMMENT IF YOU'RE IN A RELATIONSHIP.
    FAVE IF YOUR SINGLE.
    (PLZZZZ Take a minute out of your day to do this. Itll mean tonss! Im doing a project for school and what better place to get the data then witty. Thankss a bunchh!)

  5. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    November 28, 2011 3:27pm UTC
    I wonder if he stays up until 2 a.m. thinking about me.
    I wonder if when he hears a certain song he thinks about me.
    I wonder if he thinks about things to say to me every morning.
    I wonder if when he feels sad he thinks about my smile.
    I wonder if when he sees me he thinks "Wow, she's beautiful."
    I wonder if he thinks about me before he goes to sleep.
    I wonder if song lyrics remind him of me.
    I wonder if he looks at me when I'm not looking at him.
    Probably not.

    format ThatsSoMeee ♥

  6. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    November 28, 2011 2:14pm UTC
    Teacher
    How can we keep our school clean?
    Student
    By staying at home.
    © ThatsSoMeee

  7. xo_laynieebaby_xo xo_laynieebaby_xo
    posted a quote
    November 29, 2011 6:37am UTC
    I 'd tell you I miss you
    but i don't know how.
    I've never heard silence
    quite this loud.

  8. SheWasOnceIt SheWasOnceIt
    posted a quote
    November 26, 2011 1:12pm UTC
    The same girl who laugh's, &talks alot and seems very happy,
    Is also the girl, who cries herself to sleep ♥

  9. DamnnTaylerx DamnnTaylerx
    posted a quote
    November 26, 2011 3:44pm UTC
    Stop acting like
    you know what I'm going through

  10. xoxobieberloverxoxo15 xoxobieberloverxoxo15
    posted a quote
    November 26, 2011 10:49am UTC
    When someone says
    "I like your shirt"
    i look down to see what im wearing.
    nmf.

  11. soccerloverx03x soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    November 26, 2011 3:00pm UTC
    User name or password.
    is incorrect.
    "TELL ME WHICH ONE YOU SON OF A B*TCH!!"

  12. AwsomeSwag AwsomeSwag
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2011 4:03pm UTC
    A Mini Heart Attack
    happens when a teacher calls your name and your not paying attention in class
    fave if it ever happend to you:)
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  13. AlNicholas AlNicholas
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2011 3:20pm UTC
    Me without you
    is like
    Piglet without Pooh
    mq/mf AlNihcolas

  14. soccerloverx03x soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2011 6:51pm UTC
    HAHAHAH YOU FELL!!
    oh s h i t, you're crying

  15. JustDropItLikeItsHot JustDropItLikeItsHot
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2011 3:37pm UTC
    i - used - to
    like that song
    but then it got
    p o p u l a r
    & overplayed.

  16. samxoxo2100 samxoxo2100
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2011 2:05pm UTC
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  17. NeverFailReachSucess NeverFailReachSucess
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2011 12:06pm UTC
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  18. xoericaaxo xoericaaxo
    posted a quote
    November 20, 2011 9:59am UTC
    nmf
    You always knew how to make me laugh
    Our conversations were the best.
    you were always the first one to make me smile.
    You were probably the most random person I knew.
    But you were my best friend.
    My partner in crime.
    My other half
    But then you committed suicide.
    And I've never missed you so much.
    I love you boo, watch over us in heaven♥
    Rest in peace Haylee♥

  19. alyssaisdino alyssaisdino
    posted a quote
    November 20, 2011 9:59am UTC
    Me: omigash I have to pee
    Friend:Then GO!
    Me:Can you come with me?

  20. xSnooki xSnooki
    posted a quote
    November 20, 2011 9:59am UTC
    & w h y a m i s o a f r a i d o f l o s i n g y o u ,
    w h e n y o u r ' e n o t e v e n m i n e,
    ♥ ♥ ♥

:)

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