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Zoë*

Status: "Happiness can be found, even in the darkest of times, if one only remembers to turn on the light." - Albus Dumbledore

Member Since: 9 Jan 2013 07:35am

Last Seen: 16 Oct 2014 10:08am

Location: The Chamber of Secrets

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MARVEL
Enough said.

Zoë*
posted a quote
July 31, 2013 6:40pm UTC

Sometimes when you're depressed
all you want is someone to hug you and whisper,
"I have snacks with me."

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Zoë*
posted a quote
July 31, 2013 6:22pm UTC

When you're watching a TV show online
and throughout the whole video, the buffering is terrible, except for the theme song
which plays the whole way through.

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Zoë*
posted a quote
July 29, 2013 6:05pm UTC

Teacher: You failed your exam.
Me: You failed to teach me.

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Zoë*
posted a quote
July 29, 2013 6:00pm UTC

North West: Daddy, what are you famous for?
Kanye: Rapping.
North West: Mummy, what are you famous for?
*awkward silence*

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Zoë*
posted a quote
July 21, 2013 8:43am UTC

Ed Sheeran is actually short for
Ed Sheeranythingsungbythismansoundslikeaf.ckingangeljghlsd

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Zoë*
posted a quote
July 21, 2013 8:37am UTC

Are there medium sized rappers?
They're always big or lil

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Zoë*
posted a quote
July 21, 2013 8:30am UTC

Is it really wrong to hate a certain race?
because I hate the 1,500 meter run

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Zoë*
posted a quote
July 21, 2013 8:25am UTC

Definition: Buysexual
You buy me food, I become sexual

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Zoë*
posted a quote
July 21, 2013 8:18am UTC

My life is about as organized as
the $5 DVD bin at Walmart

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Zoë*
posted a quote
July 21, 2013 8:13am UTC

Don't kid yourself would be
a great name for a condom company

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Zoë*
posted a quote
June 20, 2013 3:13pm UTC

I hate it when I
forget to forward and chain message and die the next day.

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Zoë*
posted a quote
June 20, 2013 3:05pm UTC

Talking about how annoying
the grade below you are, but convincing yourself you didn't act like that last year.

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Zoë*
posted a quote
June 20, 2013 3:00pm UTC

Dear mum and dad,
Thanks for giving me such a weird name.
Sincerely,
My name is never on those gift key-chains.

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Zoë*
posted a quote
June 20, 2013 2:54pm UTC

I don't use i-pads to read,
I use books. Keeping it real mutherf*ckers.

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Zoë*
posted a quote
June 20, 2013 2:43pm UTC

I remember that time
before witty I actually used to go outside and do stuff.

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Zoë*
posted a quote
June 20, 2013 2:36pm UTC

I 'm not fat.
My stomach is 3D

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Zoë*
posted a quote
June 20, 2013 2:32pm UTC

I cut corners in gym
because I'm a fearless bas.tard

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Zoë*
posted a quote
June 20, 2013 2:29pm UTC

If you tickle me,
I am not responsible for any of your injuries.

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Zoë*
posted a quote
June 20, 2013 2:26pm UTC

I don't hate you,
I'm just not necessarily excited about your existence.

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Zoë*
posted a quote
June 20, 2013 2:16pm UTC

If Jessica Biel
doesn't call her first child Batmo, she is just throwing away a
perfect opportunity.

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