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josiewdog123 · 1 decade ago
the struggle

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Nikki Sixx* · 1 decade ago
Omg! This made my day lmao xD
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XxTwilightXx · 1 decade ago
soooo true
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XxTwilightXx · 1 decade ago
Awnser:
to torture you in the cold
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skull1111 · 1 decade ago
when I was little, my mom told me that if I didn't clean my room then the monsters would come get me so I skipped three meals,and one nights... it dosent work anymore obviously judging on my room now.
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That_Nice_Girl_On_Witty · 1 decade ago
You are absolutely stunning like asdfghjkl :)
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supercalifredge · 1 decade ago
Me too; especially when you actually have someone in you class that thinks they're your friend... but they aren't.
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dinosaur_rawr · 1 decade ago
not getting this then coming back to fave it after laughing for 10 minutes after getting it 5 mins later
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crocodilemonkey49 · 1 decade ago
My school doesn't even have to do a musical, my life is a musical.
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deleted* · 1 decade ago
its worse when you can chose and have one friend and they don't even want to work with you
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MissingButterflies · 1 decade ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GVA56gSesmU
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Hale_Storm18 · 1 decade ago
Once I looked up my symptoms and they were similar to the black plague so I thought I'd die.
It turns out I had MRSA, which is also deadly, so either way I could have died.

That's my irrelevant story of the day.
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someoneinhiding · 1 decade ago
people believe what they wish to believe.
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StarsareRachelBerry · 1 decade ago
For taking it like a champ from behind.
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ecawesomeness · 1 decade ago
for having no talent but still being famous
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happiest* · 1 decade ago
Big b00bs, Big butt and a wonderful body its enough
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mads* · 1 decade ago
Kim: Having a big a.ss that you'll one day inherit
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angela* · 1 decade ago
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I'llbuyyouflowers* · 1 decade ago
and The Hunger Games
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BaDgErDwElLer · 1 decade ago
but but Shakespeare!
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