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  1. Cupcake145* Cupcake145*
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    September 17, 2014 7:24pm EDT
    Hoodies, hot cocoa, boots, jeans, cuddling, crisp air, flushed cheeks.I live for Autumn.

  2. DEADWEIGHT DEADWEIGHT
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    September 15, 2014 1:06am EDT
    Dogs look up at us
    Cats look down on us
    And pigs treat us as equals.

  3. BravoSierra BravoSierra
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    August 25, 2014 4:30pm EDT
    I appreciate it when I smile at a another girl and she smiles back.
    It's like wow we aren't all spawns of satan.

  4. yourcool yourcool
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    August 29, 2014 8:31pm EDT
    sorry i can't go to school
    my earphones aren't working

  5. yourcool yourcool
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    August 29, 2014 8:38pm EDT
    i hope flip phones make a
    comeback in 2015

  6. yourcool yourcool
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    August 29, 2014 8:40pm EDT
    do you ever look at little kids and
    think "damn, you're gonna be one fine as fck piece of a5s in ten years."

  7. yourcool yourcool
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    August 29, 2014 8:45pm EDT
    if opposites attract why aren't i
    covered in hot people right now

  8. yourcool yourcool
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    August 29, 2014 8:47pm EDT
    *points to your lap*
    is this seat taken?

  9. yourcool yourcool
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    August 29, 2014 8:48pm EDT
    this shampoo was supposed to
    give my hair volume but I really can’t hear anything

  10. yourcool yourcool
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    August 29, 2014 8:50pm EDT
    ah yes that large muscular man is
    very attractive but how would he look in lacy lingerie

  11. yourcool yourcool
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    August 29, 2014 9:06pm EDT
    i'll take my chance with aliens before
    i mess with whatever is at the bottom of the ocean

  12. yourcool yourcool
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    August 29, 2014 9:09pm EDT
    being a pizza delivery driver is
    great because literally no one is disappointed to see you

  13. yourcool yourcool
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    August 29, 2014 9:18pm EDT
    there is a difference between people who are smart
    and people who get good grades.

  14. yourcool yourcool
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    August 29, 2014 9:19pm EDT
    so you're saying if i get a tattoo
    i'll never have to work another day in my life?

  15. yourcool yourcool
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    August 29, 2014 9:27pm EDT
    i would describe myself as
    a "stay-at-home dragon"

  16. yourcool yourcool
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    August 31, 2014 2:06pm EDT
    mornings are gross and
    i want no part in them

  17. yourcool yourcool
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    August 31, 2014 2:08pm EDT
    i didn't know growing up meant
    dying inside but hey it's whatever man

  18. yourcool yourcool
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    August 31, 2014 2:10pm EDT
    i will defend my favorite band member
    faster than i will ever defend myself

  19. yourcool yourcool
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    August 31, 2014 2:13pm EDT
    i wonder how many people i'm in
    the "i'd be down if you asked" zone with

  20. yourcool yourcool
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    August 31, 2014 2:15pm EDT
    no, no officer you don't understand
    this is medicinal meth

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