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CookieMonster09*
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September 7, 2013 4:16pm UTC

*piano starts*
me: i'm not doing it
*piano goes on*
me: i'm not doing it for goodness sake!
*piano continues*
me: urgh, if you'll think this will hap-MAKING ME WAY DOWNTOWN, WALKING FAST, FACES PASS AND I'M HOME BOUND

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kristabff
posted a quote
July 25, 2013 6:23pm UTC

poop jokes just crap me up

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ShortGirlsDoItBetter
posted a quote
July 9, 2013 1:04pm UTC

Home is where you fully understand how the shower works.

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
June 29, 2013 1:16pm UTC

I hate all those girls
that think acting stupid is cute.

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oddtragedy
posted a quote
August 31, 2012 10:13am UTC

we are never
\
ever
/
ever
|
getting back together
© oddtragedy

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xXMargieXx
posted a quote
December 23, 2011 5:48am UTC

001 days
11 hour
11minutes
40 seconds
until christmas!

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xXMargieXx
posted a quote
June 22, 2012 2:56pm UTC

Oh you don't like me?
Cool.
Go tell someone who gives a f*ck...

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xXMargieXx
posted a quote
June 22, 2012 2:53pm UTC

Once they stop talking to you,
they start talking about you.

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xXMargieXx
posted a quote
June 22, 2012 7:17am UTC

Life, is full of FAKE people -.-

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xXMargieXx
posted a quote
June 22, 2012 7:08am UTC

He was mine until YOU came, b**ch.

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xXMargieXx
posted a quote
June 22, 2012 7:14am UTC

HAHA, B**CH.

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xXMargieXx
posted a quote
June 21, 2012 3:55am UTC

You have no idea,
how much I love you♥
And you don't even know...

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xXMargieXx
posted a quote
January 7, 2012 6:57am UTC

real eyes realize real lies
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posted a quote
January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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xXMargieXx
posted a quote
December 27, 2011 1:33pm UTC

A dreαm,
is a wish that your
Heαrt Mακes...

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xXMargieXx
posted a quote
December 18, 2011 3:13pm UTC

What you call a dog without legs?
Don't matter what you call him, he ain't gonna come...

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xXMargieXx
posted a quote
December 20, 2011 2:21pm UTC

Last Christmas I gave you my heart
But the very next day,
You gave it away.
This year to save from tears,
I'll give it to someone special!

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xXMargieXx
posted a quote
December 18, 2011 11:35am UTC

~Love...
All you need is love...
And chocolate...
Chocolate

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xXMargieXx
posted a quote
December 18, 2011 3:08pm UTC

If you die in an elevator,
be sure to push the "Up" button. ;)

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xXMargieXx
posted a quote
December 18, 2011 2:58pm UTC

Girls fall in love with what they hear.
Boys fall in love with what they see.
That's why girls wear make-up
and boys tell lies...

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