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Tinydancer815
posted a quote
June 19, 2012 12:40pm UTC

FAVE: If you're a girl
COMMENT: If you're a guy.
I just want to see if there's more guys or girls. I got bored. :P

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Buki
posted a quote
June 12, 2012 12:27pm UTC

I wasn't that drunk.
Dude, you were arguing with yourself over the phone and got upset when you hung up.
notmyformat.notmyquote

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allibug
posted a quote
June 12, 2012 12:58pm UTC

iT's better to
be hated for what you are..
.than loved for what your not.
nmf

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kitten7121
posted a quote
June 12, 2012 12:08pm UTC

Me: Can I go to the toilet
Teacher: No, you only just had your lunch break. You should have gone then
Me: B*tch, I didn't need to go then

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Andreaxoxo
posted a quote
June 11, 2012 5:09pm UTC

When I meet Josh Hutcherson
I'm gonna ask him for a high five \\\\\ then say:
"in my country, accepting a high five
means accepting marriage.

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Nigel9086
posted a quote
June 12, 2012 12:46am UTC

Looking in the fridge
and finding nothing.
come back 5 minutes later
and hope that something,
magically appears.
nmf

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yourcool
posted a quote
June 11, 2012 8:19pm UTC

It's hard to be a positive person
when I'm surrounded by dumb idiots.

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yourcool
posted a quote
June 11, 2012 7:29pm UTC

You assume I give a damn.
how cute.

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Nigel9086
posted a quote
June 11, 2012 12:42pm UTC

Girls who;; #44
Love Harry Potter.
Trust me on this one (;
♥
nmf

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loveisjustlove
posted a quote
June 11, 2012 5:28pm UTC

You want to know the truth?
What everyone thinks of you?
Well, there are some people who think you're
ugly.
There are some people who think you're
weird.
There are some people who just don't
like you.
There are some people who just find you
annoying.
But.. you forget you live in a world of more than 6,840,000,000 people.
So, with that.. those people don't matter.
There are many people who think you're
pretty.
Who think you're beautiful.
Who think you're drop dead gorgeous.
There are many people who think you're adorable.
Who don't find you one bit annoying & who love you.
Just remember, those are the people who matter.

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NeverForgetYourBeauty
posted a quote
June 11, 2012 5:08pm UTC

i want someone
who loves me for my flaws.
Who thinks my tan lines are gorgeous,
& my too-big nose is kinda cute.
i don't want to be insecure.
And for once in my life,
i just want to feel pretty.
format by julietechoecho

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coolishowweroll
posted a quote
June 11, 2012 12:36pm UTC

I wonder if any one
Ever looks at me and thinks
"She is beautiful"...
♥♥♥

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Travis Allred*
posted a quote
June 11, 2012 2:41pm UTC

The Longer
you stay in the friend zone,
the harder it is to get out.
If you want the girl, man up,
and get her.
Format by Sandrasaurus

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unitopia25
posted a quote
June 11, 2012 4:48pm UTC

Our generation
will be the weirdest grandparents.

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
June 11, 2012 2:34pm UTC

Me all school year: When is summer?
Me during summer: Ok, now what.

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伤*
posted a quote
June 11, 2012 3:10pm UTC

We have
a choice, to live or exist
- Harry Styles
Format credit to ThatsSoMeee/ quote credit to OneDirection ♥

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DenaAnn
posted a quote
June 11, 2012 2:57pm UTC

So today..
My mother and I decided to go to Applebee's for lunch. Just the 2 of us.
And old man came up to me and said, "You look very beautiful today, just as beautiful as my wife did on our wedding day."
I couldn't help but smile.
He showed me a picture.
She was gorgeous, even if it was from awhile back.
I asked, "Well, thank you! Where is your lovely wife?"
He replied with, "She died in a car accident the day after we got married. I visit her grave everyday with both our wedding rings in my hand. Pretending like it was our wedding day all over again."
He gives me hope.♥

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
June 11, 2012 3:02pm UTC

12 years old: Worried about internet people finding me in real life.
Now: Worried about people in real life finding me on the internet.

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AerilynLilyoh
posted a quote
June 11, 2012 12:48pm UTC

Turns out
My parents are going to adopt a little girl and I get to choose her name. I have no idea what to name her... so if you could, comment some cool, modern names for her to help me out. Thanks. :)

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
June 11, 2012 2:48pm UTC

You have no idea
How many times I've tried to tell you the truth through my jokes.

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