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carlislecullensdreamdaughter
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November 10, 2012 2:51pm UTC

FOREVER ALONE #1
SPRAYING YOURSELF WITH AXE SO IT SMELLS LIKE YOU HAVE HUGGED A GUY RECENTLY.

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_brotips
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November 10, 2012 2:52pm UTC

brotips #1326
if you're riding shotgun,
you're automatically on cop
look-out. with great power
comes great responsibility.
brotips.com

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itzBreezy301
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June 2, 2012 9:58pm UTC

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alimophia
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May 18, 2012 8:13pm UTC

*Jonas Brother's get REALLY famous*
Selena Gomez: I'm going to date Nick Jonas.
Me: K. Cool.
*Twilight gets REALLY famous*
Selena Gomez: I'm going to date Taylor Lautner.
Me: K. Cool.
*Justin Bieber gets REALLY famous*
Selena Gomez: I'm going to date Justin.
Me: K. Cool.
*One Direction get REALLY famous*
Selena Gomez: I'm going to--
Me: YOU BETTER STAY AWAY FROM MY BABIES.
1111

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alimophia
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May 6, 2012 10:24pm UTC

What Makes You Beautiful
1D's version: You're insecure, don't know what for. You're turning heads when you walk through the door-or-or. Don't need make up, to cover up. Being the way that you are is enou-ou-ough.
My version: I'm insecure. I know what for. I'm not Danielle, thirty two or Eleanor-or-or. But that's ok. 'Cause they're all gay. So it's not like they'd want me anyway-ay-ay.

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dolphinz00
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May 6, 2012 9:41am UTC

"I'm 14 & my boyfriend is 40, is that bad?"
you spelt dad wrong.

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hisblueeyes
posted a quote
May 6, 2012 10:07am UTC

girl: I'm having heart surgery today.
boy: I know.
girl: I love you!
boy: I love you more!
*after heart surgery her dad is the only person in the room*
girl: Where is he?
dad: Don't you know who gave you the heart?
girl: *starts crying*
dad: Just kidding he went to the bathroom.

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Jade672
posted a quote
April 15, 2012 9:10pm UTC

She was just a
self-destructive little girl, caught
up in such a judgemental world.

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sayyxxjayyxox33
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April 11, 2012 4:47pm UTC

I could never try being friends with you again because i know at some point
I'd fall back in love with you

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QuQu101
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April 6, 2012 9:02pm UTC

Gone.
She ranaway from everything she knew.
She did everything she could for you.
You took her soul
Now, you're the one in control.
She loved you with all of her heart,
But you left her torn apart.
Now you're gone,
And she's left to wonder what went wrong.

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KayJayy
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April 14, 2012 12:42am UTC

Apart of me wants to erase you from my past,
but another part of me still wants you in my future..

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LilMissEpic15
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April 3, 2012 4:03pm UTC

On April 6th, it will be Witty Profiles's 9th birthday.
We all love that Steve created the site; let's show him the love with this quote <3

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xoalicecullenxo
posted a quote
October 22, 2011 11:55am UTC

But If You
look a little closer, you'll see her makeup's smudged,
her smile's stiff, & she's holding back the tears that
are forming in her eyes. the girl who e v e r y o n e
thinks is perfect knows she's far from it as she
hangs on by a thread

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lexidanielle_xo
posted a quote
November 1, 2011 5:22pm UTC

i know i'm not easy to love.
i'm an emotional wreck,
i'm not skinny,
my hair is always up,
i have a weird personality,
& i'm stubborn as hell.
i don't expect you to love me though, because
i'm not her.

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xoalicecullenxo
posted a quote
October 24, 2011 5:00pm UTC

& So She Fell
head over heels for the boy who kept his feet
planted firmly on the ground

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pushithot
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September 24, 2011 5:55pm UTC

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itsAbby
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July 5, 2011 10:40am UTC

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anonymouus
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October 15, 2011 5:13pm UTC

that text..
don't lie, i know you've gotten it..
the message that broke your heart?
ever received a text from someone,
doesn't matter if you woke up to it,
maybe you got it during the day,
or right before you went to bed.
you just picked up your phone
and saw this super long message.
filled with words that hurt you.
that completely changed your mood.
that stopped you from breathing
and just put you in total disbelief.
that everything you guys went through,
ended right there by that text message.
crazy just how bad that can hurt../:

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ilove_him
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May 12, 2011 7:49am UTC

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sparkly_rain_bows321
posted a quote
September 23, 2011 8:19pm UTC

Have you
ever just lied down in bed? Feeling really sad. And it's that point
where you have stopped crying, but only because there are no tears left.
You just lay there, miserable. And all you know is that there's this
misery filling up inside you.

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