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  1. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  2. soccachk547 soccachk547
    posted a quote
    September 12, 2009 4:54pm UTC
    See that girl over there?
    T h e o n e t h a t j u s t t r i p p e d u p t h e s t a i r s ?
    That's my best friend(:
    i ' m | s o | p r o u d

  3. reesexo reesexo
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2009 10:30pm UTC
    Today My Little Cousin Said,
    You're not my idol anymore. She always changes
    her mind, so I didn't think much of it. She sat
    there and waited for me to ask, so I did. She took
    her finger and pointed at my chest and said ,
    " You break too easily. "
    I replied, "I've never broken a bone in my body."
    Her big eyes looked at me and with a grin she said
    "I've Seen You Look At Him"

  4. ilyxkelsey ilyxkelsey
    posted a quote
    September 11, 2009 3:32pm UTC
    Nine_Eleven*
    At least 2,985 people died in the September 11, 2001,
    including 19 terrorists and 2,966 victims.
    All but 13 people died that day.
    1,609 lost a partner.
    More than 3,051 lost parents.
    You Are All In Our Hearts Today.

  5. iN_tHe_ClouDs_xo iN_tHe_ClouDs_xo
    posted a quote
    September 12, 2009 11:14am UTC
    This Quote is black and white.
    ____(thank you caption obvious)
    But you don’t know why.
    It’s because.
    >some quotes get rated<
    Because they are >> ________
    Beautiful .
    I guess they are kind of like people that way.
    Some people are popular all their life.
    J u s t b e c a u s e t h e y a r e p r e t t y .
    But this quote is showing.
    You don’t have to have beautiful
    &+ popular
    To be loved.

  6. request_here_xox request_here_xox
    posted a quote
    September 15, 2009 9:14pm UTC
    Best Friends Forever;; <3
    Movie Nights; Thoes five-second fights.
    Inside jokes and the random chokes.
    You tell me; and I'll tell you. We know our way in eachothers shoe.
    The hushed vows, and the secret whispers,
    Are only some of the reasons they call us sisters<3
    All minee<3 I had it up but I accidentally
    deleted it last time sorriess<3

  7. his_golden_eyes_xo his_golden_eyes_xo
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2009 3:44pm UTC
    never say goodbye ♥
    because goodbye means going away and going away means forgetting .
    -peter pan
    <33

  8. all_time_low_fan_numero_uno all_time_low_fan_numero_uno
    posted a quote
    September 12, 2009 4:59pm UTC
    Girls...are like apples
    on trees. The best ones
    are at the top of the tree.
    The boys don't want to reach
    for the good ones because they
    are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
    Instead, they just get the rotten apples
    from the ground that aren't as good,
    but easy to get. So the apples at the top think
    something is wrong with them, when in
    reality, they're amazing. They just
    have to wait for the right boy to
    come along, the one who's
    brave enough to
    climb all
    the way
    to the top
    of the trees
    now all we have to do is
    wait for that lucky guy
    to come around

  9. ItAllWorkzOUt101babe ItAllWorkzOUt101babe
    posted a quote
    September 12, 2009 10:31pm UTC
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    .............................</.............../VVVVVV . so like
    ............................</............../^^^^^^^^^/ ROAR .
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    .<\/\/\/\//\/\/\/\/\__________._\____/.\____/
    not my credit for the deeno diino saur:]

  10. TeamNileyNelena TeamNileyNelena
    posted a quote
    September 13, 2009 5:12am UTC
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    <3

  11. jbforever1234 jbforever1234
    posted a quote
    September 12, 2009 9:14am UTC
    Today,
    my friend and I were watching the President's address on youtube.
    When it got towards the end, my friend let out a huge sneeze.
    The President looked out to the audience and said
    "God bless you."
    Behold the power of Obama.
    MLIA

  12. emiibabexo4 emiibabexo4
    posted a quote
    September 11, 2009 5:42pm UTC
    September 11th, 2001
    fav/comment
    in remembrance of all the people
    who died on that sad day..


  13. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  14. xoamyx15 xoamyx15
    posted a quote
    September 5, 2009 9:22pm UTC
    Hey,
    Do you know that gullible isn't in the dictionary?!

  15. sneph93 sneph93
    posted a quote
    September 5, 2009 9:29pm UTC
    favorite if u like twilight<33
    ps-i hate twilight but i just wanna see how many people like it and i know it is not funny just alot of people look there

  16. MLIA_quotesxx MLIA_quotesxx
    posted a quote
    September 5, 2009 9:36pm UTC
    Today my mom came back from the store
    with two snuggies, a pink one for my sister, and a black one for me. When I asked my mom why she bought me a snuggie in such a boring color she replied with "I thought you would want black so you could wear it like a cloak and pretend to be a wizard". I'm glad my mom understands me. MLIA

  17. WittyStuffB WittyStuffB
    posted a quote
    March 17, 2009 9:58pm UTC
    What the hell was God thinking?
    Hmm I think I'll make girls bleed through
    their crotches monthly. That seems fair.

  18. ninsterrr ninsterrr
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2009 5:39pm UTC
    i hated going to weddings.
    all the grandmas would poke me
    and say " you're n e x t " they stopped
    when i started doing it to them at
    f u n e r a l s .
    not minee ! no credit whatsoevuuuur .!?

  19. xXxRandomxXx xXxRandomxXx
    posted a quote
    October 30, 2008 11:46am UTC
    A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:"When I was born I was black,""When I grew up I was black,""When I'm sick I'm black,""When I go in the sun I'm black,""When I'm cold I'm black,""When I die I'll be black.""But you sir...""When you're born you're pink,""When you grow up you're white,""When you're sick, you're green,""When you go in the sun you turn red,""When you're cold you turn blue,""And when you die you turn purple.""And you have the nerve to call me colored"The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...STOP RACISIM!!Rate high if you agree^

  20. FlipThatEmoHair FlipThatEmoHair
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2009 7:46pm UTC
    Today, my dad was eating some Chinese food
    and made a weird coughing/sneezing noise. I
    immediately started laughing and said, "That was
    unexpected." My dad responded, "So were you."
    I stopped laughing.
    MLIA.

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