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September 6, 2009 10:46am UTC

Today, I was cleaning
my dorm and listening to music. When "Can't Touch This" by MC Hammer came on, I started doing the MC Hammer dance. When my roommate came home, he saw me and we looked at each other for a good 3 seconds, then he dropped his stuff and joined in right next to me. I now remember why we're awesome friends.
M L I A

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September 6, 2009 10:43am UTC

Today, My mom forced
me to go to church.The five year old sitting next to me shared his lego-star wars coloring book and 84 pack of crayons. We then had an entire conversation in dinosaur. I will now be going to church every
week,.
M.L.I.A.

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September 6, 2009 10:35am UTC

Today, I spilled
a blue sports drink on my white shirt. After thinking about it, I poured the rest of the drink onto the shirt. Hello, new shirt. MLIA

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September 6, 2009 10:32am UTC

T o d a y, I w a s l i s t e n i n g
to music in my dorm with the door open when Livin' On A Prayer came on. I decided to start rocking the air drums. Someone walked by and asked to join in on the air guitar. 20 seconds later we have a full air band of complete strangers rocking out. This was the greatest day in my life.
MLIA

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September 5, 2009 9:56pm UTC

Today, I went to the maternity hospital
with a plush Spongebob for a friends newborn. In the foyer was a guy with a plush Patrick. We highfived. MLIA

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September 5, 2009 9:54pm UTC

Today, I went to Ikea with my parents.
While we where in the warehouse, my dad said, "get on the trolley and hold the handles." He proceeded to push me down the warehouse — I'm a 12-year-old girl. Then I saw a little girl try to do the same thing, but her parents shouted at her to get off. I feel privileged to have a cool parent. MLIA.

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September 5, 2009 9:53pm UTC

Today, I came home
to find my new puppy had gotten into my sisters room and ripped up all her Harry Potter books. However, he left the entireTwilight series untouched. I praised him for having good taste in books.
MLIA
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i <3 twilight

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September 5, 2009 9:50pm UTC

Today I was stuck in bumper to bumper traffic
with my mom. We decided to pretend to use a banana as a phone, just to see what people would do. We got a lot of laughs, a few stares, a couple of little kids pointing and one guy gave my mom the "call me" sign. Best hour and a half of traffic ever. MLIA

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September 5, 2009 9:47pm UTC

Today, I was at an amusement park.
I saw a guy that looked faintly like Robert Pattinson. Two girls screamed, "Edward!" And asked to take pictures with him. He politely declined. I said, "Cedric Digory lives!" He high fived me and offered to take a picture with me. I win.
MLIA

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September 5, 2009 9:40pm UTC

Today, I was typing things into Google
to laugh at it's suggestions. I typed "I am so," and one of the choices was "I am sofa king we todd did." I laughed at how incredibly random it was, until I said it out loud. I stopped laughing. You win, Google.
M L I A .

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September 5, 2009 9:38pm UTC

Today, I twisted my ankle
and it really hurts. I told everyone I hurt it out running. Really, I fell while pretending to be a secret agent getting through a maze of lasers. So worth it. MLIA

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September 5, 2009 9:36pm UTC

Today my mom came back from the store
with two snuggies, a pink one for my sister, and a black one for me. When I asked my mom why she bought me a snuggie in such a boring color she replied with "I thought you would want black so you could wear it like a cloak and pretend to be a wizard". I'm glad my mom understands me. MLIA

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September 5, 2009 9:21pm UTC

Today my mom
put something in my toilet that makes the water blue. At first I didn't really care, until I realized that when I pee it makes the water green. I've never been so excited to pee in my life.
M L I A

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September 5, 2009 9:18pm UTC

Today, my mom got a new purse
and decided to clean out her old one. She found a key, and couldn't find what it went to. Upon closer inspection, I realized the key has a lion on it and says 'master'. I am convinced this is the key that opens the wardrobe to Narnia. MLIA

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