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xClaudiix

xClaudiix
posted a quote
December 24, 2012 6:07am UTC
Those girls that are so pretty,
Yet so unnoticed.

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MisterKyle
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August 31, 2012 8:17am UTC
me: who wants to be my girlfriend?
world:
world:
world:
world:
world:
me: whoa don't all shout out at once

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MyMindBook
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December 16, 2012 7:48pm UTC
Some guy just blindfolded me and dragged
me into a warehouse.
I’m still waiting for him to say it’s a Febreeze commercial.

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itsamadworld
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December 15, 2012 11:37am UTC
my step-dad: *accidentally rips all the christmas lights we just put up down*
my mom: *walks away with hands up in the air*I SHOULD'VE BEEN A LESBIAN

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manhattanight
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November 24, 2012 4:24pm UTC
PLOT TWIST
The series finale of iCarly ends with
Miranda Cosgrove waking up
from a coma in a hospital bed,
with Drake and Josh by her side
saying, "Megan?"

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