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crazyshaelie
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June 18, 2013 5:52pm UTC

Today, my mother and I were in an argument.
She suddenly asked, "Who do you think has more common sense, me or you?"
Like the little smarta// I am, I replied,
"I have enough common sense to not answer that question."
Annnnd I win.

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yourcool
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June 18, 2013 5:54pm UTC

things that shouldn't be as difficult as they are:
- dealing with spiders.
- buying bras in the right size.
- purchasing pads or tampons without getting embarrassed.
- devouring the souls of my enemies.
- getting out of bed in the morning.
- ordering food over the phone.
- using public transportation.

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lithium*
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June 18, 2013 6:10pm UTC

how do i convince annoying people that the latest fashion trend is to wear duct tape over the mouth

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Mischief_Managed_
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June 18, 2013 6:31pm UTC

I only wanna be hot so I can be rude and
antisocial and mysterious and get away with it.

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Hale_Storm18
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June 18, 2013 6:46pm UTC

The Seven Sh.ttiest Sins
Greed: I want sh.t
Envy: I want your sh.t
Wrath: I'm going to wreck your sh.t
L.ust: I'm into some freaky sh.t
Gluttony: This is some tasty sh.t
Sloth: I don't feel like doing sh.t
Pride: I am the sh.t

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xxgoaliegirlxx
posted a quote
June 18, 2013 8:52pm UTC

Seriously, I don't know when exactly that
UFO landed
and dumped all these stupid people on this
planet but,
they apparently aren't coming back for
them...

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fool's gold*
posted a quote
June 18, 2013 10:06pm UTC

Nothing rhymes with orange.
FALSE.
"Nothing" and "orange" do not rhyme.

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CantThink
posted a quote
June 18, 2013 10:12pm UTC

I say 'like' so many times in one sentence.
I'm like surprised someone hasn't punched me in the face.

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Nat♥*
posted a quote
June 18, 2013 10:34pm UTC

My back is not a voicemail if you have something to say say it to your face, please

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Christina*
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June 18, 2013 10:41pm UTC

I don't understand the atitude Christians have with Gay people. I mean Jesus said "LOVE EVERYONE". He didn't say love everyone except Gay people.

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Maicy Rasmus*
posted a quote
June 18, 2013 11:30pm UTC

*At school*
Me: you are sitting in my seat.
Kid: i don't see your name on it.
Me: it will be written in your blood if you don't get the f.ck up.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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ErinIsTheName*
posted a quote
June 16, 2013 4:48pm UTC

I hate hearing something that absolutely kills you inside,
and having to act like you don't care.

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NjoudXD
posted a quote
June 16, 2013 4:48pm UTC

I don't know why
I feel so alone.
I have plenty of friends and family that love me.
But even when I'm surrounded by many people..
I feel as if I'm the only person on this planet.
I feel like no one knows me, loves me, or cares for me.
Do any of you feel this way?

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Calliope*
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June 16, 2013 4:50pm UTC

"Jᴜsᴛ ʙᴇᴄᴀᴜsᴇ sʜᴇ ᴅᴏᴇsɴ'ᴛ ʜᴀᴠᴇ 100+ ʟɪᴋᴇs ᴏɴ ʜᴇʀ ᴘʀᴏғɪʟᴇ ᴘɪᴄᴛᴜʀᴇ ᴅᴏᴇsɴ'ᴛ ᴍᴇᴀɴ sʜᴇ's ɴᴏᴛ ɢᴏʀɢᴇᴏᴜs.
Eᴠᴇʀʏ ɢɪʀʟ ɪs ʙᴇᴀᴜᴛɪғᴜʟ, ɪᴛ's sᴏᴄɪᴇᴛʏ ᴛʜᴀᴛ's ᴜɢʟʏ."
- Oʟɪ Sʏᴋᴇs

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