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Asma*

1. Asma*
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   November 22, 2013 4:48pm UTC
   “Be Strong”
   I whispered to my Wi-Fi signal.
   
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2. Asma*
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   November 22, 2013 4:38pm UTC
   After Tuesday,
   Even the calendar goes W T F.
   
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3. Asma*
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   November 22, 2013 4:35pm UTC
   My wallet is like an onion
   When I open it
   It makes me cry.
   
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4. Asma*
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   November 22, 2013 4:29pm UTC
   Old people at weddings always poke me and say “you’re next”.
   So, I started doing the same thing at funerals.
   
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5. Asma*
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   November 20, 2013 3:04pm UTC
   I love my six pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat.
   
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6. Asma*
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   November 19, 2013 9:58pm UTC
   When I was in high school
   I had two favorite subjects,
   lunch and recess.
   
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7. Asma*
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   November 19, 2013 9:43pm UTC
   I'm not suffering from insanity, I'm enjoying every minute of it.
   
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8. Asma*
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   November 18, 2013 10:04pm UTC
   If you fall, I'll be there.
   - Floor
   
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9. Asma*
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   October 28, 2013 6:28am UTC
   The average woman would rather have beauty than brains,
   because the average man can see better than he can think.
   
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10. Asma*
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    October 28, 2013 6:24am UTC
    “GOD created the world;
    Everything else is made in China.”
    
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11. Asma*
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    October 28, 2013 5:57am UTC
    Smile,
    It makes people wonder what you’re thinking.
    
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12. Asma*
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    October 28, 2013 5:49am UTC
    I am on a seafood diet. Everytime I see food, I eat it.
    
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13. Asma*
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    October 26, 2013 4:10am UTC
    Reality;
    Is the annoying time in between sleep and internet.
    
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14. Asma*
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    October 26, 2013 4:05am UTC
    Some people should consider having multiple Facebook accounts to go along with their multiple personalities.
    
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15. Asma*
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    October 26, 2013 4:02am UTC
    People will wish you the best in life
    and hate you when you make it.
    
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16. Asma*
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    October 25, 2013 8:16am UTC
    When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep.
    Not yelling and screaming like the passengers in his car.
    
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17. Asma*
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    October 25, 2013 8:05am UTC
    Mind over matter;
    I don’t mind and you don’t matter.
    
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18. Asma*
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    October 25, 2013 8:01am UTC
    My name must taste good because it’s always in your mouth.
    
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19. Asma*
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    October 25, 2013 4:39am UTC
    If you fell down yesterday, stand up today.
    
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20. Asma*
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    October 25, 2013 4:31am UTC
    EXPECT PROBLEMS
    and eat them for breakfast.
    
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