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  1. ilovedance143 ilovedance143
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2011 11:19am UTC
    Try holding the shift button while clicking the fave button ..

  2. Rachel* Rachel*
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2011 12:45am UTC
    telling people,
    to feel your legs after you've shaved. ♥

  3. babyBrii babyBrii
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2011 6:50pm UTC
    Girls love abs
    ______As_____much____as____
    Guys love boobs.

  4. PlanetCoolKids PlanetCoolKids
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2011 1:40pm UTC
    Teacher: Do you know what comes after 69?
    Little Boy: Yes ma'am, mouthwash.
    Teacher: Get out.

  5. chasingdreams4 chasingdreams4
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2011 12:35am UTC
    "YESS ITS SUMMERR!"
    ( 2 hours later)
    "Mom Im bored."

  6. 3britty31 3britty31
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2011 1:23am UTC
    Most relationships fail not because of absence of love;but because girls love too much& boys love too many. ♥

  7. _regret _regret
    posted a quote
    June 10, 2011 8:13pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  8. Banananutmuffin Banananutmuffin
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2011 11:35pm UTC
    We don't skinny dip, babyy
    We chunky dunk.

  9. dancingchild5253 dancingchild5253
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2011 3:43pm UTC
    If Eve,
    risked humanity for an apple
    Then I wonder what she would do for a Klondike Bar

  10. jamie96 jamie96
    posted a quote
    June 10, 2011 11:48pm UTC
    Skanky
    is showing skin.
    Sexy
    is letting him imagine.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  12. Untamed_darkness Untamed_darkness
    posted a quote
    May 20, 2011 7:27pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  13. emilycrowne emilycrowne
    posted a quote
    May 17, 2011 1:52pm UTC
    in school you learn the lesson before you take the test;
    but in life
    you take the test before you learn the lesson .

  14. clumsgirl811 clumsgirl811 happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    May 11, 2011 3:09pm UTC
    Me?
    yeah, i'm the kind of girl
    that wants to party when i'm older,
    But I'm also the kind of girl that wants to
    remember it the next day. ♥
    FAV IF YOU'RE ABOVE THE INFLUENCE. ↑

  15. ilove_him ilove_him
    posted a quote
    June 7, 2011 9:15am UTC
    it's hard to answer the question;
    what's wrong?
    when nothing's right..

  16. emd232 emd232
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2011 5:44pm UTC
    Maybe you should eat make-up
    so you can be pretty on the inside too :)

  17. hannahlovesxox hannahlovesxox
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2011 5:28pm UTC
    Im staring at my closet
    full of clothes,
    but i have nothing to wear,

    only me?
    not my format.

  18. lovelasts21 lovelasts21
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2011 1:29pm UTC
    flip flops are like
    t h o n g s for your toes.
    <3.

  19. kandykyra kandykyra
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2011 6:33pm UTC
    LOOK DOWN YOUR SHIRT ;
    & spell a-t-t-i-c
    Click the <3 if you get it!
    **BowDownBitch
    &&77dfgd

  20. LovePink1516 LovePink1516
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2011 9:54pm UTC
    Today;
    I saw a baby with a shirt that said, "I'm what happened in Vegas"

:)

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