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  1. TheBrokenSmile TheBrokenSmile
    posted a quote
    December 17, 2011 5:11pm UTC
    If Jenna Marbles,
    was my best friend, I'd never stop laughing.

  2. ColorMyWorld401 ColorMyWorld401
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2011 8:03pm UTC
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    If twin females marry twin males, and they have a child, will both children look alike?
    mind=blown

    (follow me, i follow back!)
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    Not mine. I just love it

  3. Jade672 Jade672
    posted a quote
    December 27, 2011 3:29pm UTC
    Waking up for school:(-_-)
    Waking up on a holiday: \( 'O' )/

  4. briiitttttttany briiitttttttany
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2011 4:44pm UTC
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  5. tylerr tylerr
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2011 12:24am UTC
    #1 rule during arguments:
    if you're losing, start correcting their grammar.

  6. taytayx311 taytayx311
    posted a quote
    December 26, 2011 9:27pm UTC
    You text him ,he doesn't te xt
    back.He was obviously so excited that you texted him that he fainted.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  9. Snooshi Snooshi
    posted a quote
    January 12, 2012 10:20am UTC
    What did the ocean say to the other ocean?
    What?
    Nothing, they just waved. Get it?
    lool you're such a dork..
    Seariously, do you?
    Yes.
    Are you shore?
    ...
    Water you saying?
    You're one more joke closer to being punched in the face.
    Shell I stop then?
    That's it, I'm done -.-
    Okay, guess I'll go and krill myself then.
    I just tide.
    I fish you would listen-.-
    Okay, I won't sand you anymore messages..
    Or atleast my responses won't be as pacific..
    Whale, I guess you're not coming back..
    Okay, I won't do anymore sea jokes! -_____-
    What did one volcano say to the other?
    I lava you ;)

  10. missyhm missyhm
    posted a quote
    January 9, 2012 6:53pm UTC
    1/8/11..... a little girl took her life by jumping in front of a bus because of cyber bullying....her father took his life 1/8/12 because he decided he couldnt live with out her.
    fave for respect
    1 fave= 1 life saved

  11. xo_laynieebaby_xo xo_laynieebaby_xo
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2012 6:26am UTC
    girls are like crayons.,
    the prostitutes are the red and blue crayons.
    they get passed around and used the most.
    & The truly beautiful girls are the white crayons,
    >>>> which contain every color
    BUT THEY DON'T SEE THEMSELVES AS BEAUTFUL.
    because no one ever wants them.
    they just have to wait untill
    someone comes along who's smart enough,
    to use a black piece of paper.
    nmq.

  12. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    January 7, 2012 10:29pm UTC
    "Sorry" used to mean "I won't do it again"
    Today, it just means:
    "I messed up, but I still haven't learned my lesson."
    jimmy365
    nmf

  13. ilovedance143 ilovedance143
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2011 11:19am UTC
    Try holding the shift button while clicking the fave button ..

  14. OMGIMATACO OMGIMATACO
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2011 10:48pm UTC
    them:were you dropped as a baby?
    me:yea, into a pool of sexy

  15. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    December 1, 2011 3:32pm UTC
    I'm the kind of girl
    That when I cry, I cry.
    When I fall for someone, I fall too hard.
    People tell me I'm too intense when it comes to emotions.
    I'll do anything to be around you.
    I don't always look perfect and sometimes I get insecure.
    And I may have flaws,
    But I'll love you better than
    anyone else ever could.
    format ThatsSoMeee ♥

  16. heyitssadie heyitssadie
    posted a quote
    December 8, 2011 4:22pm UTC
    I don't understand why
    gay marriage can't be legal. If two people love each other, it shouldn't matter whether they're both women, both men, or a man and woman.
    »»»click the ♥ if you support gay marriage

  17. DamnnTaylerx DamnnTaylerx
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2011 9:57pm UTC
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  18. DamnnTaylerx DamnnTaylerx
    posted a quote
    November 14, 2011 4:12pm UTC
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  19. nevercutyourbeautiful nevercutyourbeautiful
    posted a quote
    December 7, 2011 5:18pm UTC
    Please read.
    One of my best friends is trying to commit suicide. She doesnt think anyone cares,but i do. and i know you girls care too. Shes saying NO one can convince her outta it, but WE can guys. Shes even writing a suicide note. This isnt even a lie. her witty is lindsey123. she even wrote about it,So please Favorite this,Show her WE care. Lindsey. i love you so much,id be no where without you girl please stay strong.

  20. soccerloverx03x soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    November 19, 2011 8:13pm UTC
    "Did you make it home safely?"
    "No, I died 35 times"

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