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ImNotNormal
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March 24, 2013 1:10pm UTC

Know here's the weird part
HE likes ME back

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soccertrack
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March 26, 2013 3:54pm UTC

Bucket List #1
Start singing "The Wheels on the Bus" on a public bus, and try to get everyone to join in.

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soccertrack
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March 26, 2013 3:57pm UTC

Bucket List #2
Change Facebook name to "No One." Like people's statuses...

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soccertrack
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March 26, 2013 3:59pm UTC

Bucket List #3
Put bumper sticker on car that reads, "Honk if you have a small pe/is." Intentionally cut people off in traffic.

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wittysoftball3
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March 25, 2013 10:24am UTC

Music is like the perfect reality
being swallowed by your ears.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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wittysoftball3
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March 25, 2013 10:19am UTC

The one who bullies me the most
is my cat

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x-Abbie-x*
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March 25, 2013 10:20am UTC

We're not
-->broken, just bent and we
<<Can learn to love again.>>

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soccertrack
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March 16, 2013 1:45pm UTC

Toilet (noun) - Something that only clogs at a friend's house.

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soccertrack
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March 16, 2013 1:47pm UTC

Awkward (adjective) - Accidentally 'liking' your crush's status from two years ago on Facebook.

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soccertrack
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March 16, 2013 1:50pm UTC

Ice cream truck (noun) - Something worth running after.

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soccertrack
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March 16, 2013 1:52pm UTC

Anticipation (noun) - 11:10.

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ImNotNormal
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March 16, 2013 2:25pm UTC

"Dad, this is this the worst day of my life"
"No... This is the worst day of your life so far.... "

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DarlingYou'llBeOkay*
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November 22, 2012 4:59pm UTC

drawing his name in your mashed potatoes...

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DarlingYou'llBeOkay*
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December 1, 2012 9:53pm UTC

taring your shoulder muscle so bad you cant do any sports.>>>>

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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wittysoftball3
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February 17, 2013 5:26pm UTC

Last Saturday Heaven gained another angle,
I love you and miss you so much daddy and would do anything to have you back!

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wittysoftball3
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February 13, 2013 1:21am UTC

please do not complain about not having a valentine on valentines day because as if saturday I will not have a daddy on fathers day.

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elephants_are_cool*
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January 28, 2013 4:58pm UTC

I can't believe that the movie "Happily Never After" had a happy ending.
-_-

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