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sammieherta
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April 2, 2013 5:30pm UTC

wLOVEoLIKEe
Teacher: "By all this talking I'm assuming you're done."
Me: "By all this complaining, I'm assuming you're single."

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safyreasthesea
posted a quote
April 2, 2013 5:31pm UTC

B+
Not my blood group
Not my grade
It's my favorite quote
BE POSTIVE

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night_angel
posted a quote
April 1, 2013 10:37pm UTC

if everyone cared
& nobody cried
if everyone loved
& nobody lied
if everyone shared
& swallowed their pride
then we'd see the day
when nobody died

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_superwhitegirlproblems
posted a quote
April 1, 2013 10:37pm UTC

Super White Girl Problems #2022
When you wear flip
flops up until the first snowfall
of the season.
tumblr

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wittysoftball3
posted a quote
April 1, 2013 10:40pm UTC

I think we need to take a moment to realise
PHIL LEWIS
(yes from suite life of zack and cody)
is the show director for the disney channel shows like Ant Farm, Austin and Ally and Jessie

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yourcool
posted a quote
April 1, 2013 6:49pm UTC

One dad dead.
Four and a half years of depression.
Three suicide attempts.
Muliple times trying to break bones.
One sick/half alive mother.
One mother with no job.
Two dead dogs.
One grandfather with cancer.
The other with heart surgery.
Two cousins dead.
One family molestation on another cousin.
Two cousins in jail.
Dead broke.
Barley a house.
Barely food on the table.
One heartless b/tch of a "best friend."
Four years of high school.
One honor roll.
One high honor roll.
One boyfriend.
Ten years later.
I'm still breathing.
I am here.
I will be okay.
I will survive. I'm alive.
That's all I could ever be thankful for.

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ialmostlovedyouwhy
posted a quote
April 1, 2013 3:38am UTC

I took those blades i once called
bestfriends.
look at my wrist & thought to myself
you've come to far.
so... you know what i did
i threw them out. in the garabage
and out of my life.
FOREVER~

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5683lover
posted a quote
April 1, 2013 4:23pm UTC

Did You Know........
That Phill Lewis (a.k.a mr. mozbey idk who to spell his last name) was charged for manslaughter in 1993. I TOLD YOU NO RUNNING IN MY LOBBY

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Butterbear
posted a quote
April 1, 2013 5:20am UTC

My boyfriend dumped me because of my obsession with Linkin Park,
But in the end it dosent even matter.

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wittysoftball3
posted a quote
March 27, 2013 12:09pm UTC

I may be small but I am fighting for something much
bigger

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iwillneverforget
posted a quote
August 18, 2011 8:20am UTC

The canniblasim
on the cinnamon toast crunch commercials
Format by Sandrasaurus

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Twilighter120
posted a quote
August 8, 2010 12:15am UTC

And did you notice;;;
that London's shoe submarine has about 5 pairs of every shoe ?
My quote. Format by CMPSunday

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xxhallebbyxx
posted a quote
August 8, 2010 12:13am UTC

i wanna forget,
but theres to much to remember ♥♥♥
fade: onelastbreathe

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_SuckIt_
posted a quote
August 8, 2010 12:09am UTC

Why is Spongebob the most ideal friend?
Patrick: He loves me even if i'm stupid. He ignores my weakness.
Squidward: I always drive him away & yet he's still there for me. He never left me behind.
Mr. Krabs: He respects me though all I desire is money. He respects what I want.
Sandy: He's still my friend even though i'm a land squirrel and not a sea creature. He accepts me despite our difference.
Who's the Spongebob of your life?

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SpiderWomanx3
posted a quote
August 8, 2010 12:06am UTC

kissing test<3
1.hold you breath
2.click add a quote
3.copy and past this quote
4.good now if you did it without breathing you are a good kisser

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penguinloopy8789
posted a quote
August 8, 2010 12:04am UTC

I am like an iceberg.
you can see 10% of me
And that other 90% is what people haven't yet seen.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Jersey_Girl
posted a quote
March 23, 2013 8:50am UTC

I'm just a froot loop
in a world full of cheerios
♥

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Jersey_Girl
posted a quote
March 23, 2013 12:40pm UTC

AT&T Guy: So what's better fast or slow?
6 Year olds: FAAAAAAAAST!!
AT&T Guy: Really, why?
Little girl: Cause if you aren't fast you can't run fast
Little girl: and then you'll get bitten by a werewolf
Little girl: and then you have to stay inside
Little girl: and then you have to shave when it gets hot
Little girl: and then you're like
Little girl: ruh ruhh ruh ruuhh ruh ruhh ruhhh
Little girl: which means
Little girl: I WISH I WAS BACK TO A HUMANNN :(
AT&T Guy: What

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