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kodikayy14
posted a quote
June 7, 2011 8:02pm UTC

I wish having a
Boyfriend
was like Volleyball,
You call mine and,
Everyone else backs off.♥
Not my format

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duncann98
posted a quote
April 27, 2012 4:50pm UTC

you sir, belong on
a Hollister bag //////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// ♥
nmf

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Lmac1819
posted a quote
May 2, 2011 5:21pm UTC

there's a little bit of
stripper
in every girl
♥

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DalalPiromari
posted a quote
March 25, 2011 8:01pm UTC

Here's to the code names
We made up for guys we liked so that
no one knew who the hell we were
going on about.
Click the ♥ if you did this with your friends.

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hiddenshadows
posted a quote
May 1, 2010 12:23am UTC

Creepy?
Have a history teacher try to explain this to you.
Abraham Lincoln was elected in Congress in
1846.
John F. Kennedy was elected in Congress in
1946.
Abraham Lincoln was elected president in
1860.
John F. Kennedy was elected president in
1960.
The names Lincoln and Kennedy
both have seven letters.
Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
Both wives lost their children while living in the white house.
Both presidents were shot on a friday.
Both
presidents were shot in the head.
Lincoln's secretary was named
Kennedy.
Can you guess yet?
Kennedy's secretary was named
Lincoln.
Both were assisnated by Southerners,
both were succeeded by Southerners,
Both successors were named Johnson.
Lincoln's successor was born in
1808.
Kennedy's successor was born in
1908.
Lincoln's assinator was born in 1839,
While Kennedy's was born in 1939.
Both assassins were known by
three names.
Both names are composed of
15 letters.
It gets better;
Lincoln was shot in a theatre named Kennedy;
Kennedy was shot in a car named 'Lincoln'.
Booth ran from a theatre and was caught in a warehouse.
Oswald ran from a warehouse and was caught in a theatre.
& here's the best part:
A week before Lincoln's assissnation, he was in Monroe, Maryland.
A week before Kennedy's assissnation, he was with
Marilyn Monroe.

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beautyinabox
posted a quote
December 28, 2010 1:08pm UTC

Favorite if you've ever had a,
Neopets, Club Penguin, Webkinz, Stardoll, Millsberry, or Tamagotchi.

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kara008
posted a quote
June 12, 2010 10:44am UTC

What is wrong with you?
How dare you make fun of someone for something they can't control?
She has acne. - Do you think she chose to have red spots all over her face?
Her nose is big. - Who cares? Is she supposed to get plastic surgery? Hmm?
She has crooked teeth. - I've never met someone who got braces just for fun.
She wears glasses. - Do you think people like being half-blind? They don't.
Her hair is frizzy. - Some people don't like frying their hair w/ a straightener.
She's not a size 0. - Oh, I'm sorry that some of us aren't afraid to eat cookies.
Imperfection is beautiful.

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foreverxtogether
posted a quote
July 12, 2010 11:09am UTC

click to see this quote

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f0r3v3rm0r3x3
posted a quote
June 28, 2010 7:27pm UTC

We met in kindergarten. We were best friends.
She always told me she loved my eyes. I didn't quite know why.
I was in love with her, so of course my face lit up immensely whenever she said it.
She was beautiful, kind, and extremely funny.
We'd be talking about nothing, and she'd turn to me and whisper,
"I like your eyes."
One day, I was playing basketball,
waiting for her to drive over to my house to have a game with me.
Suddenly, I got a phone call.
It was her mom. She was in a panic.
I couldn't quite understand what she was saying. It sounded like,
"Aaron, come quick! Kelsey, accident, Main Street! Blood. Come now!"
I had no clue what happened,
so I ran to Main Street with my basketball shorts and a tee shirt on.
I saw Kelsey's mom helplessly crying, waiting for the ambulance to arrive.
I saw a totaled car, blood everywhere.
Then I saw her, Kelsey.
My heart stopped as I frantically ran over to her.
"Kelsey? Kelsey!" She was unconscious. I started crying.
I know it isn't very manly, but I couldn't help it.
Before I could say anymore, the medics took her away,
the main source of blood coming from her head.
I went to the hospital that night,
I went every night.
in fact, the only time I left was to go out to eat, but that's it.
The doctors tried getting me to leave, but I refused.
It was all my fault.
If it wasn't for me, wanting to play basketball with her,
she wouldn't be going through this.
It was already four days, and she hasn't woken up.
On the fifth day, I saw her eyes gently open.
"Kelsey?" I called.
She wasn't quite awake yet.
Suddenly, doctors came rushing in, telling me I had to wait outside.
I did, for a few hours.
One of the doctors finally came out saying,
"I understand that you're Kelsey's friend, Aaron?"
"Yes," I whispered.
He bit his lip.
"She woke up, she's fine,
but I'm afraid she has long term memory loss."
"Are you serious?" I almost shouted.
"I'm afraid so."
I didn't meet his gaze. I couldn't.
I wasn't going to say anything, so he spoke again.
"You can go see her if you want,
but she doesn't remember anything, not even her mom."
I walked in, trembling in horror.
I saw her. She looked helpless as she slept.
I waited a few hours, until I saw her eyes opening gently again.
I expected doctors to run in, rushing me out.
Instead, she looked me straight in the eyes, and whispered,
"I don't know you, but I like your eyes."

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soccerxXxbabii
posted a quote
August 4, 2012 11:26am UTC

I’ll wait for the guy that will sit through all my Disney movies.
When we are at a restaurant, he’ll ask the waitress for crayons
Because he knows I like to color and he won’t care what anyone thinks.
He’ll bet me kisses that he can beat me in video games, and then cream me.
When it’s that time of the month, he won’t run away like a coward.
He’ll hold my hand and listen to my mean comments.
I won’t have to dress up to be beautiful. He’ll beg me not to wear any makeup.
He would never even consider leaving after we had a fight.
He won’t back down when he’s right and he’ll prove me wrong.
I’ll never have to worry about looking stupid or being judged.
His mom will know all about me because he’ll talk about me; a lot.
Our friends will consider use the perfect couple.
We’ll have tickle fights and he won’t stop till I’m crying from laughing so hard.
I’ll find cute little notes telling me how much he loves me.
If I tell him to leave me alone, he won’t, he’ll stay there and hold me.
He won’t care that I can’t cook, but he’ll teach me how to make our favorites.
He’ll laugh when I fall, but help me up and whisper “its okay, I still love you.”
I’ll be able to call him at 3 in the morning just to tell him I miss him
And he would never get mad. He’d say I miss you too.
When I fall asleep on the phone with him, he won’t hang up.
He’ll stay on all night until the morning and I’ll wake up to good morning beautiful.
He won’t care of I don’t have the smallest waist or the biggest boobs.
To him, I’ll be perfect and he’ll love me for me.
We’ll go on spontaneous picnic trips even if it ends up raining.
He’ll show me off to the world; not by making out or kissing
But just by holding my hand. He’ll get a little jealous if I talk to other guys.
Not because he doesn’t trust me but because he’s afraid to lose me.
He will know every single flaw of mine and won’t care about them at all.
I love you more fights will be a constant thing between us.
We’ll have cute nicknames for each other and no one else will know what they mean.
He’ll be my best friend, my soul mate, my lover. And he will be there forever.
He’ll love me as I am.
nmf

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xHello
posted a quote
July 31, 2012 12:35pm UTC

Emotionally. I'm done.
Mentally. I'm drained.
Spiritually. I feel dead.
Physically. I smile.

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sydkid123
posted a quote
July 31, 2012 2:05pm UTC

olympic gymnast: jumps 20 feet in the air, defies all the laws of physics, does 10 back flips, defeats voldemort, comes back down and lands perfectly on the balance beam while fireworks go off in the backround
me: falls on my face trying to put on socks

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bananaB126
posted a quote
July 30, 2012 10:46pm UTC

I'm the type of person...
that tries to fall back asleep to finish a dream.
nmq

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BandGeeekk
posted a quote
July 30, 2012 9:38pm UTC

Every year:
Me: I wonder whos in my class??!?!
*person walks in*
Me: OHHHHH HELLLL NOOOOOOOO

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AustinH
posted a quote
July 30, 2012 9:32pm UTC

China is only winning in the Olympics
because they made all the equipment.

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DreamScribbler
posted a quote
July 31, 2012 9:37pm UTC

Do you wanna know my problem?
I absolutely love you.
I love your name.
love the way you look at me.
I love your smile.
love how i can be having the worst day but you can still make me happy.
I know I can't have you
but i just can't stop.
I can't stop wanting you.
Thats my problem.
all minee

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defe4ted
posted a quote
July 26, 2012 8:28pm UTC

♚
KEEP
CALM
AND
HAKUNA
MATATA

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littleleftofthemiddle
posted a quote
July 26, 2012 8:31pm UTC

Me: *wraps self in blanket*
Me: I AM A BURRITO OF SEXINESS

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MotionlessDreams
posted a quote
July 26, 2012 12:59pm UTC

Imagine if the last film you watched,
was going to happen to you in real life.
How screwed are you?
NMQ

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Just_Dreaming
posted a quote
July 26, 2012 2:19pm UTC

*grocery store*
mom: Go get eggs.
me: okay
me: *gets basket*
me: *walks toward egg isle*
me: candy isle...
me: need some sour straws
me: might as well get seven
me: chocolate is a girls best friend
me: Air bubbles?
me: why the hell to I need air in my chocolate?
me: that means less chocolate
me: *5 king size hershey bars
me: Okay gotta get eggs.
me: Magazines isle...
me: 1D
me: 1D
me: 1D
me: *opens People magazine
me: wtf with Tom Cruise?
me: he's old
me: *reading fashion section
me: *cries over my potato shaped body and clothes
me: *Throws magazine and hits manager in the head
me: *bolts like a ninja to the next isle
me:
me:
me:
me: I think he's gone.
me: I'm in the soda isle...
me: of course I need that!
me: sundrop
me: coke
me: dr.pepper
me: cause I'm a pepper
me: I'm such a dork
me: sprite
me: coke cherry
me: I think that'll last the weekend.
me: *sits in the middle of isle
me: *gets out ipod
me: witty
me: witty
me: twitter
me: witty
me: facebook
me: ew, people I know
me: I hate all of you
me: *sees lady staring at me
me: YOU WANT A PICTURE?!! IT LASTS LONGER!
lady: *walks away swiftly
me: hahaa I'm scary
me: no I'm not
me: I can't even scare away the neighbor's 5 year old.
me: *cry some more
me: *raids junk food isle
me: *knocks over all cereal boxes into the isle
me: *walks away casually
me: no one will suspect a thing
me: *finds mom
mom: WTH? How are you going to pay for that?
me: Mom, I need this to survive. Don't kill me.
mom: ugh fine. Where's the eggs?
me:
mom:
me:
mom:
me:fml

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